Mo Ke, a good-for-nothing loli-loving shut-in virg*n, found himself in the unlikely role of a hero one day when he decided to take an uncharacteristic stroll outside of his lair on Valentine’s Day. Under the glaring headlights of an oncoming truck, he dove into the middle of the road to save the love of his life, a random loli, and his nemesis, a random pretty boy, in the process heroically sacrificing himself for the two brats. He passed away into the darkness only to find himself reincarnated into a different world with the knowledge that he did something productive for once. A world of swords, magic, devils, elves, a host of other fantastical races, and of course, humans. Join Mo Ke as he embarks on a journey born of jealousy, desperation, determination, and s*upidity, to evolve, find his lost pee-pee, finally return home and destroy the world with an army of devils???