【Breaking News! Exceedingly Popular Manhua Artist Tang Zhi’s Amazing Boyfriend is Master He Xiu of Starlight General Merchandise!】
Internet User #1: 「Every time a new female star becomes popular, she wants my amazing Master He as her boyfriend/bankroller/Mr. Wang from next door.* You can’t change a person!!!!」
Internet User #2: 「No ^^, the main point is that now, they won’t even leave a manhua artist alone!」
Master He’s bad friend** also sent him a congratulatory message: 「Congrats for attaining the 10/10 Boyfriend Achievement! *casts flowers* *★,°*:.☆\( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★*」
Master He replied: 「Excuse me, this time it’s real :)」
Obsessed with money + Misandry. Once, I had no delusions towards romance, but your voice made my entire world fall into the river of love.
*term used jocularly to refer to a neighbor who is supposedly sleeping with one’s wife
**friend who is a bad influence