Fang Huaining – The ace of University A’s Computer science department, handsome, intelligent, self-disciplined, aloof, an expert in programming theory, and has many admirers. Li Ting – The class-cutter of Jiuliu University, a work maniac who swept through the twelve big streets around campus, eager to fight, unsociably eccentric, stingy, silent, mastered many foreign languages, and has many haters. Classmate asks: Ace, the handsome takeout guy who’s been coming here to deliver eel rice-bowls actually did a German translation for our professor, did you introduce him? Fang Huaining: No, not familiar. Gay friend asks: Li-zi, the bigshot from Comp Sci came over and paid for our meals, is he someone you know? Li Ting: Who? Not familiar. … Li Ting: Why do you always take the bus all the way to the suburbs to steal the vegetables I grow? Am I familiar with you? Fang Huaining: Then why do you always change your IP address to stalk my personal website? Am I also familiar with you?