On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings. WRS: I’m not gay, I’m not gay, I’m not gay! XN: Neither am I. WRS: It seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now. XN: OK. So… Counsellor: I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note on not being a bad influence. WRS: No, we just fell accidentally… Neighbour: Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night. WRS: No, that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ah… Gym Teacher: You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats! WRS: Noooooooo!!! That was just the milk I spilt!!! Finally… XN: Senior. WRS: Yeah? XN: Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out. WRS: … Just what I was thinking.