Upon waking up, Lai Yang discovers he has become the land god of a dilapidated temple, and he even has a merit system. What? Rebuilding the order of the world? What a joke! He was just a struggling worker in his previous life, and even after death, can't he have some peace? Whatever, working is impossible, he's never going to work in this life.
Hey, hey, hey, why are so many people coming here?!
That child is lost, go find your child!
If you're sick, go to the hospital, feudal superstition is not acceptable, old man.
Guanyin Bodhisattva is merciful and compassionate, what does that have to do with me, a land god?
Can't you all stop bothering me? I just want to be a quiet, trashy god!