I, a conscientious corporate s*ave, ruined Boss Ning Yiheng’s suit because of a kitten sent to the office.
I thought boss was going to be furious but boss said gently, “You have a good relationship with Li Xiaoming from Human Resources ah. I can always see you getting off work together.”
Me: ?
Ning Yiheng: “Oh, that’s right… I’m gay, you know?”
Me: ???
My roommate Li Xiaoming was beautiful, has a good temperament, and was a flower in the office. No one sighed when they saw him: It was really gay ah!
I immediately tied my head in knots: Boss mentioned Li Xiaoming + Boss admitted that he was gay =
Why did he suddenly ask about my roommate? Boss wasn’t hinting that he likes my roommate, right?!
Matchmaking boss with my roommate = making the boss happy = forgetting the soiled suit—
I have entirely grasped the boss’s mind. “Boss, please rest assured, my roommate doesn’t have a partner!”
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On a certain day of a certain month, I had dinner with my boss.
I never forgot my mission: Thank you, boss, for inviting me to dinner, but this time the food was a bit salty, my roommate likes it sweet.
Ning Yiheng (black face): Cheng Huai Xiu, you really care about your roommate.
Me: … Ah??
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Why did my boss get angry when I pulled the strings for him ah? Waiting online, very urgent.
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Warning: The shou’s brain circuits and focus are always different from normal people.
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Bad with words and s*upid gong X Unromantic brain circuit, pure, and straight guy shou.