The Lamborghini Aventador swerved the corner, making a fierce noise.
“We won’t be able to make this corner!!”
“Let’s try.”
Without slowing down, the blue Lamborghini swerved the corner.
*Drift sounds*
Tire marks are carved on the asphalt. Following the inertia, the blue Aventador changed its path slantingly and exploded.
The other supercar, which is almost right next to us, is smiled at by Hermes while being suppressed by Slyphyel’s skillful handling.
*Bam*
Sylphyel then steps on the accelerator and closes the distance in a straight line at once. Meanwhile, pressed against my seat due to the speed, I saw the black Porsche 911 next to us, and our two cars ran side by side.
“Hiiro-kun,”
On my lap, Arshariya pointed to a pocket watch.
“It’s 3 hours. You have to settle this within 3 hours. If this time limit is exceeded, you can think that the Shirayuri Mask Plan will fail.”
“What is the basis of that?”
Grinned, she tapped her own head.
“It’s data. First, save Sanjou Rei. According to my perfect manipulation technique, it’s all within my calculation for her to be kidnapped by the branch families, after all. Even the fact that the Porsche 911 passed us at that point of time is already within calculation based on my data.”
“I see, I thought it was too convenient for them to pass us there, so it was your doing?! Since when did you prepare something like that?!”
Arshariya loosened her shoulders.
“While you’re asleep. From 1 am to 2 am when you are completely unconscious, it is my golden time, which is the time I can move your body for a while.”
“Haaa?! I haven’t heard about this, though?! You didn’t misuse my body, right?!”
“Be relieved. Of course, Hiiro has sovereignty over your body, so I can’t do something against your will. All I can do is simple work, such as sending a chat, an email, or something like that.”
“So you got the contact information of someone from the branch families from Snow or anyone who knows and created this situation, huh…”
Using my chest as her backrest, Arshariya applauded.
“Wonderful, looks like you at least have the intelligence of a monkey.”
“You bastard, who said you can put Rei in danger just to reduce her favorability toward me, hah…?!”
“Oi, oi, don’t get angry. This is, in fact, just a matter of timing, and it would have definitely happened someday. Rather, I’d like you to thank me for creating a good opportunity to solve the problem. At any rate, it doesn’t seem to be the time to talk about something like this.”
A woman in a black suit in the passenger seat pointed a knife-shaped magic device at us– and shot fire from the muzzle.
“Excuse me.”
In response to that, Sylphyel holds me against the seat with one hand and– clang!!
The glass suddenly broke and a fireball passed right in front of my eyes.
“Whoa?! I’ll die if I take that!!”
“Hiiro-kun,”
Happily, Arshariya pointed at the door.
“Let’s jump, let’s try to do the basic moves of action movies.”
“No, it’s impossible no matter how you see it, though?! Look at the speedometer, you idiot?! It’s 120 km, you know, 120 km?! The moment I jump, it’s an instant death course!!”
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“Since you’ve died once, it doesn’t matter if you die twice or three times, right? If you have the time to be shrinking back in fear, just quickly go save that girl coolly.”
*Dor, dor, dor!!*
The sound of shooting reverberated in the area, and Sylphyes frowned.
“It sure is annoying being underestimated by mere humans.”
Being shot by the two black suits women in the passenger seat and the back seat, Sylphyel, who still maintained her straight face, turned the steering wheel to the left with all her might.
*Bam*
The blue and black car collided, causing both cars to shake and I, who was in the passenger seat, was sent flying. Meanwhile, perhaps because she had taken off her seat belt, the shooter inside the Porsche 911 hit her head against the ceiling and had her body turned upside down.
“Twice moves1 are the basics of a veteran player. I will guide Founder-sama to your destination. Also, I will hit them again, so please check your seat belt.”
“Sylphyel-san?!”
At that instant, she stepped on the accelerator while turning the steering wheel to the right and overtook the black car, then suddenly turned left and hit the black car with the back of the Aventador.
*Squeakkkkk*
That action made the other driver flurried, as she tried to turn the steering wheel. However, at that point, Slyphyel opened the door.
*Squeeeakk*
The Aventador spins with ridiculous velocity, generating white smoke from the wheels, and then stops, as she shows the way to the Porsche 911 from the opened door.
Then, with a smile, Sylphyel put her hand on her chest.
“Take care, Founder-sama.”
“We don’t need that kind of ability except in the movie world!!”
Being thrown out of the car, I pulled the trigger while flying low– and drew a rail with my index and middle fingers with my hands crossed.
“Yoo, are you going to a picnic with just girls?”
The Porsche 911 driver who saw me right in front of her eyes opened her mouth in shock.
And while laughing, I extended my two fingers toward the Porsche.
“Allow me to take part in that.”
*Dor*
As the Nil Arrow with reduced power destroys the windshield, I made a dynamic entry with both feet.
“Guh!!”
The woman in the driver’s seat received my flying kick with her face. Meanwhile, looking at me who jumped in, the guard in the passenger’s seat turned their magic device toward me. However– bam– it was kicked by my feet.
“Wha?!”
“Hop.”
I bounced myself with the power of both arms, and while rotating my body, I hit the guard with my left foot, which cleanly hit her chin, knocking her unconscious.
“Who are you?!”
While holding down the struggling Rei in the back seat, the last remaining guard pointed her muzzle at me.
“Good question.”
I said in a hoarse voice that it made it sound like my throat was crushed.
“My name is Mysterious White Lily–”
“Die, pervert!! (Dor, dor)”
“Of course it would be like this!!”
Hiding in the passenger seat, I avoided the fireball. That, of course, didn’t stop her. The guard leaned forward and pointed the muzzle at me, who was in the passenger seat– however at the same time, I placed the edge of Kuki Masamune on her throat.
“Shall we see who is faster?”
Trembling, cold sweat dripped from her head.
“I am a professional who has sat in front of my PC all day long and pressed f5 repeatedly just for the sake of getting a purchase bonus of a Yuri game… If it’s about the speed of putting the game in the cart and confirming my order, I have the pride that I won’t lose to anyone… By the way, although new Yuri games indeed come with special purchase bonuses, since they’re almost never sold out, there is actually no need to do something like that… Now, what would you do? Do you still think you can win against me after hearing–”
“Die, pervert!! (Dor, dor)”
“Of course, again!!”
Barely avoiding her attack, Kuki Masamune was thrown away from my hand. But, in a hurry, I hit the guard with a water arrow with a rounded tip.
“Arrow!! (My best joke)2”
As the guard fainted, I raised my thumb to Rei who was staring at me.
“Don’t worry, it’s already okay. Are you injured? I will remove the restraint immediately, so stay still.”
Perhaps finding my current appearance scary, Rei stared at me while shedding tears– vroommmmmm!!– until I realized that the Porsche 911 is still running, thanks to the accelerator stepped on by the fainted driver. In the end of the destination, there is a guardrail, and beyond that is a precipitous cliff.
Suddenly, Arshariya, who appeared above Rei on the back seat, clapped her hands happily and cheered.
“Truly a wonderful situation. As expected of my directions, there is no chance of mistake… Now, it’s about time for the finale, Hiiro-kun. In a few minutes, this car will become a watery grave. So, go lift the princess and escape dashingly.”
Hearing that, I smiled.
“… it’s hard for me to say this, but…”
“What, why would you suddenly become reserved at this late game. The first stage of the plan was a success. Since we have a few minutes to spare, we should just congratulate each other on our success and give these girls some ridicule.”
“Then, I’ll say,”
Laughed, I pointed to one of my legs that has become immobile because of being hedged by the seat belt.
“I can’t get this off.”
“Hahahaha, what a funny jok– ha? (Serious face)”
I tried to pull the seat belt, but it doesn’t seem like it will come off.
“Don’t joke with me. If you die, I’ll also die, you know? No one want to die such a stupid death. Quickly tear it off.”
“Actually, the effect of Tenebrae has been off since a little while ago.”
I smiled refreshingly.
“And Kuki Masamune, that was thrown away just a while ago, is under the seat.”
“…”
Hearing that, Arshariya laughed with her eyes wide open.
“Aha… ahaha… ahahahaha….!”
“Ahahahaha!! She is broken!! Serves you right!! (Explosive laughter)”
“It’s not the time for saying something like thattttttttttttttttttt!! Do something about this, you idiotttttttttt!! This is your fault, you know?!! Stop fooling around you monkey brainnnnnnnn!!”
“Hii… hi…!! S-stop it, don’t make me laugh anymore…. ahahahaha….!!”
As we’re having such a pointless exchange, the car is slowly approaching the cliff.
I tried to reach Kuki Masamune under the seat and– ended up pushing it further.
“… this is not going to work (Serious face).”
“I guess let’s just see the outside scenery for the last time (Resignation).”
“Uuu!! Uu, uu, uuu!!!”
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Rei, who was lying on the back seat, desperately trying to tell something with her eyes while struggling.
Beyond her line of sight– there was a knife-shaped magic device dropped by one of the guards– and she is desperately trying to push it out toward me with her chin.
“That’s it!!”
I reached out the knife from the passenger seat with utmost effort.
“Uu…!!”
Rei and I keep pushing and reaching the knife– until I finally touch it.
“I grabbed it!!”
“Hurry up, hurry up!! Escape from here!! What the hell are you doing?!”
With a non-attribute knife, I slashed the seat belt that entwined my leg– and lifted the fainted guard.
“Just leave such garbage!! Do you really think that humans can be recycled?!”
“You see, I don’t know where Yuri will come from!! I know humans cannot be recycled, but their hearts can!! I understand that!! Eventually, these girls will show me an amazing view!!”
Activating Tenebrae– I kicked the door and wrapped the guards with magic–
“Oraaaa!!”
–and threw them to a nearby bush.
After throwing the three away, I stared at the cliff that was approaching in front of me.
“You made a mistake in the priority, you stupid human!! You should have abandoned those small fries and saved Sanjou Rei, who has high utility value!! It’s already impossible to save Sanjou Rei now, give up!!”
“Shut up, you rotten demon.”
I lifted Rei.
“If I abandoned her here, I won’t be able to double suicide with you, you know?”
Rei opened her eyes and stared at me.
The car destroyed the guardrail and fell from the top of the cliff. And as the car began to fall freely, I threw myself out of the door– and threw Rei to the top of the cliff with all my might.
For a moment, Rei’s eyes met mine through the mask. And then– we began to fall.
“In the end, I’m double suiciding with you again, huh. Moreover, because of your stupid scheme.”
“No, Hiiro-kun, this is right. After all, this place is the second point.”
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The demon grinned.
“Although there were some accidents, all of those are still within my production. With this–”
Booooom!!!
“It’s finale.”
As the engine exploded, a bike came down the cliff– and her right hand reached out to me.
“Your pickup is here~!”
Vallachia Tepes grabbed my hand and landed the bike on the rock with the rear wheels.
The bike, with durability enhanced by magic, received the impact without being wrecked, and Vallachia with me behind ran the bike along the seaside.
With that I exhaled a breath of relief, until–
“Onii-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
“Eh? (Premonition of despair)”
Hearing the scream from the cliff, I looked up.
“I knew you would definitely come back… I knew if I wished, you would definitely come to me… Onii-sama… I always… I’ve always believed…. that if it’s Onii-sama, he will definitely come to save me….”
Rei, who confirmed my safety, was smiling happily while crying.
“…”
I then checked my mask with both hands.
It seems I’m wearing it properly, though?
Meanwhile, Arshariya also stared at Rei with a shocked expression.
“N-no way… there is no such data in my brain…?!”
I hang a generated rope around the neck of this fucking small fry data character.
“D-did she knew it from your voice… no, maybe from your actions… in any case, that shows there is a hole in my plan… s-so it was like that…!! Being in this stupid body and mixing with this stupid magic operators caused an abnormality in my perfect brain cells–”
I kicked Arshariya, tied her to the bike, and she began to be dragged on the ground.
“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! THERE IS NO SUCH A DATA IN MY BRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!”
“Speed up. ^_^ Sensei doesn’t seem to be awake yet ^_^”
“Okay~!”
“GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! THE POWER OF MY DATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
While laughing happily enjoying the execution– we rushed to the Japanese branch of the Devil Religion.