I, who wore a dark brown robe and a pure white mask, was really like a perverted person right now… and Kuki Masamune that I hang on my waist is disguised and can only be seen as a mass-produced product.
“Trust me.”
The confident Arshariya sits in a trash can in the back alley.
“Now, what is your name?”
“Sanjou Hi–”
“No. What is your current name?”
“… Mysterious White Yuri Mask v3.”
Uttering the name, I sighed behind the mask.
“Can we change the name to a more decent one? What’s with that v3? How did the V3 suddenly come in?”
“V is the acronym for 『Version』. My gray brain cells have already advanced this 『White Lily Mask Project』 to the third stage. A stupid person like you might not understand this, but smart people always separate their plan in stages. Do you understand?”
“Understood!! (Shooting water arrow)”
“OK!! (Directly hitting her forehead)”
With an arrow on her forehead, Arshariya grinned.
“Now, once again, let’s make the final check of the plan. How is the reception of the earphone mike? Try to contact Sylphyel.”
“… Hello,”
『This is Sylphyel Diablot. The reception is good. There is no problem.』
The greater demon who are riding a metal blue 『Lamborghini Aventador 780-4 Ultimate Roadster』… Slyphyel Diablot, grabbed the steering wheel in the driver seat and put her hand on her chest to show her submission.
『Valakia Tepes here, preparations are okay~!』
Valakia Tepes, the Vampire Lord straddling the bright red Kawasaki 『Ninja ZX-10R』 reported while throwing a kiss toward me.
『Heine Skullface, boarding completed.』
Heine Skullface, the Lich King, sat on a 4,999 yen granny bike and rang the bell on the bike.
“What a perfect plan, even if I say so myself.”
“Wait, wait, wait.”
I pointed at the noisy granny bike girl.
“One comes with a supercar, another comes with a superbike, and yer, why is she suddenly coming with a Japanese home center’s special price granny bike?”
“After I bought a supercar and a superbike to make sure this plan succeeded, I realized that we have consumed our budget. So, it cannot be helped.”
“We suddenly ran out of money!! Rather, we definitely don’t need a supercar or a super bike for this plan!!”
Once again, I pointed at the Lich King standing in front of the station.
“Look at that sad face!! Our Lich King is riding a granny bike and ringing the bell alongside the aunts in the neighborhood!! Don’t destroy that girl’s dignity for only 4,999 yen!! It’s too pitiful!!”
“…. (skrrk skrrk)”
“Look!! Because you were lured by a bargain price and bought a bad product, the bell already broke and can’t even ring anymore!!”
The grey-haired Heine Skullface puts her thumb on an empty space and keeps ringing the bell that wouldn’t ring. Even pitifulness has a limit.
“Oi, Oi, don’t be that willful. In the first place, it was because you want to solve your problem at once that we used this relay method. In short, you are going to solve the 『Reunion with Sanjou Rei』 by going into the Sanjou Family on a supercar, solve the 『Tsukiori and Astemil reunion』 by raiding the Japanese branch of the devil religion on a superbike, and clear up 『Lapis Klue la Lumet reunion issue』 by charging into Alfheim with a granny bike… which part of my plan are you dissatisfied with?”
“I’ve got nothing but dissatisfaction, though!! You’re telling me to rush into the magnificent castle where the Lumet royal family of Alfheim lives with a fucking granny bike, why should I do something that sad?! Coupled with my current appearance, aren’t I just a pervert?!”
“That is precisely why.”
On the trash can, Arshariya shakes her legs.
“Listen, this 『Mysterious White Yuri Mask Plan』 depends on whether you, the Mysterious White Yuri Mask v3, can solve all your problems in the next few hours. In just a few hours, the Mysterious White Yuri Mask v3 will save Sanjou Rei, show his strength to Tsukiori Sakura and Astemil, and kidnap Lapis Klue la Lumet. I’m sure the result will blow your mind. Those girls will probably think… 『Who is this wonderful and talented person? He is somewhat similar to Hiiro, perhaps he is back?』”
The demon then snapped her fingers.
“And when you manage to attract their interest and increase their expectations, you will reveal your true identity. But of course, the real identity won’t be you. Sylphyel Diablot, she will be appearing as someone behind the mask. After that, everything will be easy. Sylphyel will just have to show the evidence that you are alive, build a relationship of trust with them while seducing them.”
Saying that, she opened her arms, seemingly having fun.
“They will meet Sylphyel for your information at first, but gradually, as Sylphyel’s charm is imprinted in their mind, their purpose will change. It’s like building layers of 『Hiiro』, 『Sylphyel』, 『Hiiro』, 『Sylphyel』, 『Sylphyel』, 『Sylphyel』… then by gradually seducing them with Sylphyel’s charm, 『Hiiro』 will be disappeared from their mind. I call this yuri destruction method 『Layering of sweetness (Millefeuille)』.”
“O… oo…!!”
Subconsciously, I applauded.
Wearing white gloves, Arshariya raised her hands to receive my cheers.
“Please be quiet, audience. I have used this hand to destroy many Yuri couples. The thing called love is, after all, just a mass of calculations. In other words, if someone better than you appears, their favor will definitely switch from you to that someone. Let me declare this. When this 『Mysterious White Yuri Mask v3 project』 is over, you will be back to being just Sanjou Hiiro whom they will never think of.”
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“Sensei!! Arshariya-sensei!!”
With my eyes shining, I rushed toward Arshariya.
“Ahahaha, you don’t have to clamor that muc–”
In that momentum, I slammed her against the wall with a right straight.
“… No, why?”
“This is for the Yuri that you have destroyed!! And this is!!”
I smashed my left fist in Arshariya’s belly.
“Just a distraction!!”
“You unsightly human!!”
Arshariya, whose legs floated in the air because of my belly punch, landed softly on the floor. However, I was already prepared to do a landing attack1, making her fall down and having the back of her head slammed against the concrete.
“Don’t you use a combo to a child on the street. Good grief. Do you even know the common sense of street fighting?”
Standing up, Arshariya cleans the dust off her body.
“Now, it’s time to order Sylphyel and the other two to go to their respective places. Let me remind you once again, this is a game against time. Hence, it is important to not let your true identity be revealed. So, never remove the mask.”
“There is no way I would do something as stupid as that.”
I connected the earphone mike and gave instructions to Sylphyel and the two.
『Understood.』
The Lich King, Heine Skullface, then heads for the dimension gate leading to Alfheim with the radish and carrots given by the aunts in the basket. Meanwhile, I board the Lamborghini in preparation for the first point, and speak to Sylphyel in the driver’s seat.
“I thought I wouldn’t call you anymore, but… this time only, thank you for your cooperation.”
“Being able to help Founder-sama is the greatest honor for this Sylphyel.”
She bowed a little and smiled beautifully.
“Then, shall we dispatch?”
“No, wait. It’s about time Snow contacted me about Rei’s whereabouts… ah, here she comes. Hello.”
The window then spreads in front of me, and the frustrated Snow is reflected there. And as soon as her image was reflected from the window, she shouted incredibly loudly.
『Rei-sama was kidnapped!!』
“… Ha?”
『This is probably the works of those guys from the branch families!! If you don’t go soon, it will be too late–』
Suddenly, a black luxury car passed, and I saw Rei inside it. Rei, whose mouth is blocked with adhesive tape and restrained by a cable tie, struggled in the back seat– and in an instant, the car disappeared from my view.
At that moment, I shouted.
“Sylphyel!!”
“Yes, my lord.”
Sylphyel changed the gears and grabbed the steering wheel.
“I received your order.”
With the roaring sound of the engine– the blue car blew over the asphalt at a furious velocity.