As a professional ‘flirt-for-hire,’ I should help my employer achieve their goal and then leave without drawing attention to myself. But the people I’ve been ‘flirting’ with are a bit… abnormal. ‘It’s actually you, isn’t it? You said you would always be good to me, so why did you throw me to someone else?’ Seeing the flickering cold light of the machete, I panicked. I didn’t realize they were yanderes while ‘flirting’!