During the evening rounds, I asked Dr. Chen, “Have you seen Tumor-kun?” He replied that he had. I then asked, “Do you think we resemble the female lead and the doctor in there?” Dr. Chen asked me, “Are you trying to flirt with me?” I replied, “Yes, haha.” Dr. Chen said, “Only those who obediently undergo chemotherapy can flirt with me.” I instantly deflated. A very short short story.