Liang Ze: Not…only you…have a stick, I… have one too…
Hang Hang: Yeah, I never said  you don't have one.
Liang Ze: What the f.u.c.k!
Hang Hang: …
Liang Ze: Stop kissing, stop, wait!
Hang Hang: What.
Liang Ze: I have some kind of a foreboding feeling.
Hang Hang: (Laughing) Keep talking.
Liang Ze: I've thought about it for a long time and have well prepared myself, but the real deal is…who is on the bottom.
Hang Hang: Ah, so you're not that stupid.
Liang Ze: What?
Hang Hang: Nope, I didn't say anything.
Liang Ze: Main point…you see, we both have "the wood," and that place…we both also have that place…{Translator Input: I don't have to really point out what that place is right? LOL}
Hang Hang: Obviously.
Liang Ze: Then you see…how are we going to allocate this?
Hang Hang: It's me wooing you.
Liang Ze: Ah, yeah!
Hang Hang: So I'm the initiator, you're the pa.s.sive one.
Liang Ze: It seems so…
Hang Hang: It is so.
Liang Ze: Needless to say, it is what it is! Bring it on!
Hang Hang: (So he's that easy to deal with.)
"What are you…" Liang Ze had not adapted yet, so he started to mess around and show disapproval at Hang Hang's next move. When Hang Hang placed his hand on his chin, the Idiot was stunned and reflexively pushed the other man an arm's length away from him.
"You…" Hang Hang became depressed that it was still not so easy. It had taken such a long time for him to be able to get their clothes off, and now that they finally were down to their just their underwear, now he wants to change his mind?
"I still feel awkward." Liang Ze said sincerely.
"Awkward? What do you mean? You feel embarra.s.sed?"
"I'm someone who gets embarra.s.sed easily!"
Don't tell me you are being sincere. "Really?"
"It's just that…usually it's girl with big b.r.e.a.s.t.s riding on top of me, and now it's abruptly changed so that the one riding me is you, Shuaige…"
Hang Hang's face darkened, "Who's riding on top of you!"
"Of course it's you!" Liang Ze pointed his finger innocently at Hang Hang. What did he need to be afraid of since he was telling the truth; he was sprawled out with the other man pressing down on him. Did not that simply mean he was going to ride him?
Hang Hang got exasperated.
"Really, it's very weird."
"Then you're weird, okay." Hang Hang did not think this was something to theorize over or that it would good to keep on debating this matter, so he continued to press down on Liang Ze and spread his arms open. The Idiot had already surrendered his body; now it was time to kindle a fire in him.
Even though he also felt quite disappointed, Liang Ze did not want to struggle, so he did not even try to move away. They began kissing, and Hang Hang also deliberately played with him. Liang Ze bore this; he did not feel annoyed, but he did not feel especially comfortable, either.
"Shuaige…"
They were very close to each other, so close that Hang Hang's mouth was next to Liang Ze's ear.
"What?" Hang Hang was really enjoying this feeling. f.u.c.k it, it was not that easy to lure this Idiot into his arms these six months…didn't he know how many brain cells he had used up?
"Will it feel good?"
Looking at Liang Ze's innocent big eyes, Hang Hang became speechless. Anyone who dared to say that using that place is comfortable would not be human.  Yet he really could not tell him that it would be painful because did not he already say that he would take care of everything? Let alone that that place only would be comfortable once it gets used to being penetrated, what with all of the nerve endings concentrated in one area…once you got used to it, it would feel very comfortable and even pleasurable…right? This issue really baffled Hang Hang.
"Hey, I'm talking to you!" Seeing that Hang Hang did not move an inch, Liang Ze pushed him once to get his attention back, wanting him to answer his question.
"Um…your question, right. It'll hurt a little," Hang Hang answered sincerely.
"Oh." Liang Ze rubbed his hand on Hang Hang's back, their bodies beginning to heat up and stick to each other as Hang Hang started to sweat. But he did not know that it was Hang Hang's cold sweat =.=
"No problem, right?" In fact, these words were quite superfluous. Even if Liang Ze said there was a problem, he was not going to stop…
"Will it be like…a girl's first time?"
What kind of bulls.h.i.+t question was this? =.= Hang Hang collapsed. Â How would he know what a girl's first time felt like.
"But to put it this way…eh, Shuaige, what shall I, to make it short…that just means…I'll give to you?"
"…If you want to look at it that way, that's fine."
"This…I want to ask you one thing…have you ever done this with another man before?"
Hang Hang told himself this is nonsense =.= but he really could not say it out loud. Anyone who asks this question always has a motive in mind. Liang Ze must be wis.h.i.+ng for someone inexperienced. Â Of course, that would not be him (Hang Hang), but how could he get into the mood knowing that Hang Hang had been with someone else? I can't blatantly lie to him; besides, if I lie to him, he'll still trust me!
"You have done it, right?" Liang Ze rambled by Hang Hang's ear. "It's good that you've done it; that way you're not experimenting on me …"
"Huh?"
"What do you mean by huh? I have to make sure. Â If we are both inexperienced, we'll waste a lot of time!"
"…I thought that… ha ha …"
"What are you laughing about? I just want to be sure. I'll let you take the lead since I'm inexperienced, but I hope you don't have too much. You're so handsome…there's bound to be a lot who like you."
Hang Hang was still laughing, leaning on Liang Ze's shoulder and laughing. How did he come to overrate this Idiot's jealousy? This is the epitome of cerebral hypoxia!
"Oh, you know…am I rambling on too much?"
Well, I thought you'd never realize it =.=
"But it seems like it's not going to affect you much; you'll just poke your stick in me."
"…"
"But what to do so I don't feel pain?"
If he did not close this mouth soon, the whole night would be thrown out the window. He did not want such a wonderful night to be wasted, so he must stopper that mouth of Liang Ze's.
The Idiot Liang Ze's lips got sealed with a kiss, and so he quickly forgot about the nonsense he was spouting. Actually, he was a bit nervous. After all, this could count as the bride getting on the sedan chair — his first time.
As Hang Hang continued kissing him, Liang Ze thought, well, every kiss is not the same. He reluctantly summarized that the purpose was — to make him feel comfortable. Aside from feeling comfortable, he really did not feel anything else. It was not the same as having s.e.x with woman; he did not have such an instinctive kind of excitement.
Did not Hang Hang notice this? Of course, he easily detected that the excitement was missing. The little brother down there did not show even a sign of waking up.
Time for drastic action.
His hand traveled to the underwear and slipped inside. Liang Ze twitched a few times, but showed no sign of resistance. As his hand touched the soft little devil down there, Hang Hang did not know whether he should be crying or laughing. The little guy was a bit damp at the tip but was still buried under the bushes waiting for him to come get it. Stroking it a few times, he noticed some change, and the change was not limited to just that area. It spread all the way up to the neck region and beyond. Under the dim light, Hang Hang was able to see Liang Ze's face take on a tint of redness as hot breath flared out from his mouth.
The little guy gradually showed signs of being ready. Right, not that Hang Hang had ever seen Liang Ze's manwood in its glory. Yup, it was now a burning hot stick.
"This…is not bad." Liang Ze looked at Hang Hang without shyness, and said sincerely.
"Not bad?"
"Uh. I thought that I might not get an erection with a man."
"I'll make you feel good."
"All right…I trust you."
Reaching over Liang Ze, Hang Hang took out lubricant from a drawer, Liang Ze's gaze following his action.
"What's that?"
"Lubricant."
"Oh. Ha ha ha…"
"…"
"How are you going to make me feel good…I'm a bit nervous."
Hang Hang could not help but give this Idiot a kiss. This guy is way too cute ^_^
While kissing Liang Ze, Hang Hang squeezed some lubricant in his hand…and moved downward.
Liang Ze bit down on Hang Hang's tongue. He could feel something going inside him.
"Feel uncomfortable?" Hang Hang's fingers were being clamped down on.
"It's okay…a bit strange, but it's alright. Come, why is your thing so small?"
Hang Hang's face turned solemn. "It's my fingers, ok?"
"Oh…that's why…"
"That…your thing…how big is it? I've seen it when it's soft. I haven't seen it when it's hard…"
Hang Hang pulled Liang Ze's hand down, guided that hand to his groin area, and touched it, then…
"What the, this is like taking my life!"
"…"
"Can you…make it smaller?"
"…"
"Forget it. I didn't say anything. Let's continue!"
Even though you told me to continue, there is no way I can =.= It would be strange to go in right now! Hang Hang's head was boiling up, and it showed clearly on his face.
"Shuaige…you're nervous too?" Liang Ze noticed that Hang Hang was not making any movement although his fingers were still at that place, so he curiously asked.
"Nervous…" Hang Hang had wanted to say nervous my a.s.s, but he was afraid he would hurt his little lover's feelings, so he quickly added, "a bit".
"Don't, don't be too nervous…"
Ah, he was being concerned about him. Hang Hang felt a bit boastful, until he heard the next part — "Then I won't waste time, so you don't have to be nervous."
You little rascal, your words tell me that…you want to have it the rough way!
Even though he had wanted to ferociously push in, how could the gentle nice shop owner leave a scar on the first night with his "little wifey?" So he would just have to put up with it =.=
When the fingers had started to loosen up Liang Ze's hole, he did not feel the discomfort he had antic.i.p.ated.  Plus his little brother had become hard, so he felt a bit excited. Still, he had a question. "Shuaige…"
"Hm?"
"I want to ask you one thing…"
"Ask away." Hang Hang could not think what could be any worse than this (a straight man having s.e.x with another man).
"Your fingers…how do they change from small to big and vice versa?"
"Quant.i.tative change culminates in qualitative change, understand?"
"Oh…ah! That's how it is!"
"…"
"I really am inexperienced."
"…Right, really inexperienced."
"Uh…" Liang Ze stuck out his tongue. "Did my question put out your fire?"
But his mind had turned into a puddle, and the heat kept on rising. Hang Hang spread open Liang Ze's legs, determined that it was now the right time…he used his action to let the other man know that his fire had not been put out. One thrust penetrated deep into the unknown ca.n.a.l…
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaa…"
A scream, more like a wail, the sound alone made other feel…like.his hair stood up on end.
"Don't yell!" Hang Hang looked at the slightly distorted, panic-stricken face.
"Dammit, don't you dare move. I…"
"…Don't scare me like that…"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaa…"
"Stop yelling…"
"I beg you Shuaige, please don't move, don't even move an inch…" Liang Ze's face was covered in sweat. "This is so not hurting a little…Aaaaaaaaaaaaa…"
"You screamed in my ear and now it's echoing."
"…I won't scream."
"Do you want cough drop?" Hang Hang saw Liang Ze's extreme level of discomfort, tension and irritability, so he wanted to help him relax him a bit.
"Ha ha ha…Shuaige, you're so kind."
"…I want to take a really good care of you."
"Right, you took really good care of me…" Liang Ze's face still appeared aggrieved, but by diverting his attention, he had started to loosen up.
They were deadlocked for over thirty-five minutes. It was really hot and tight inside of Liang Ze, and Hang Hang's little brother certainly could not wait to explore the uncultivated land, so…he asked, "Can I move now?"
"Ah…ok, you probably can now."
Slowly contracting the muscle, Liang Ze was covered in cold sweat. He could hear Hang Hang's heavy breathing next to his ear. He did not want to make the other man lose interest, so he tried to endure it. He told himself to keep up this forbearance and not utter a sound even if it was too much. However, during the period of forbearance, a certain bizarre excitement kept on growing along with the big hard wood that was obviously entering him deeper and deeper every second, such a strong stimulation.
Hang Hang did not think Liang Ze could be so cooperative like that, not saying anything, just occasionally letting out a tiny moan here and there. When he found Liang Ze's entrance becoming soft and easy to thrust into, he noticed that Liang Ze's little brother also had made some changes.  It was not even soft; instead it was firm and hard with some prec.u.m leaking at the tip…
He's feeling good?
He had not even asked that question yet, when he saw Liang Ze move his hand downward and that hand grab onto his little brother and start stroking it…
He must be feeling good, or at least this was within his range of acceptance.
Being under him, Liang Ze made a very alluring sight as he DIY* (touched himself) in front of him.  This gave him direct, visual stimulation, and coupled with that stifled moaning and that satisfied expression on his face…
They both surrendered at the same time.
Hang Hang pressed down on Liang Ze, his little brother slipped out, and they collapsed together, their chests heaving up and down along with their heavy breathing.
"f.u.c.k, my whole body doesn't feel too well." Liang Ze turned around, reaching out to the nightstand for a smoke, but there was none.
Hang Hang turned to his side to embrace Liang Ze, his cheek glued onto Liang Ze's back.
"I want a smoke…"
"Let me hold you for a moment. Be good." He wiped the sweat from his hair.
"Okay." Liang Ze was really tired and lay on his side. Being hugged from behind by Hang Hang was quite comfortable. Everything had gone smoothly, except that…something felt wrong. This kind of s.e.x seemed to be wrong somehow. Liang Ze really could not put a finger on what was so wrong about it. He did e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.e at his climax, but…he did not have a pa.s.sion for this kind of s.e.x. Everyone was just going with the flow, his body being deliberately stimulated to its climax. However, he was not satisfied mentally.
"Hey." Hang Hang said something after a long moment of quiet. He was uncertain whether Liang Ze was sleeping or not, and he still needed to carry this "pet" to the bathroom to wash away their s.e.x traces. =.=
"Ah?" Luckily, he is still awake.
"Your body is very flexible." As he thought about it, it was strangely unusual that Liang Ze could spread his legs as wide open as he did.
"Nonsense.  I've been practicing yoga…now that you mention it…" {Translator input: really LZ, yoga? That's the perfect practice for uke, don't you know it? >.>}
"Hm?"
"That reminds of that guy, the reason I switched to yoga, that personal trainer who always hara.s.sed me."
"Huh?" Hang Hang's facial muscle twisted unpleasantly. Does this mean…I'm s.e.xually hara.s.sing you?
"Do you still remember, the one who kept on touching me, so disgusting, and I asked you how to deal with it. You told me…to say that Italian phrase?"
Right, it's best not to remember; it's all my fault =.=
"Get up. Let's take a shower." Hang Hang pushed Liang Ze.
"What the f.u.c.k, shower again? I just showered earlier!"
"We just had s.e.x earlier!"
"You…"
"Get up. Don't play dead."
"I am dead."
"Get up!"
"Can you let me go this time? I really can't get up!"
"Are you being a baby, waiting for me to carry you bridal style to the shower?" Hang Hang grinned.
"I'm very strong. I'm full of vigor!" Liang Ze quickly jumped up. f.u.c.k it, you want me to become even more disgusted. It was one thing to let you XXOO me, but now you want to carry me bridal style to the shower?
Hang Hang stared smilingly at Liang Ze. Is it enough to be this happy with him?
Liang Ze wrapped his robe around himself and stood up. Hang Hang gave him a chaste kiss on the lips, and Liang Ze smiled a dazed smile. He felt that he truly liked him; if he did not, he would not let him do those things…but…why was it that he did not feel satisfied mentally after having s.e.x with him?