Chapter 5.1 - Failed to attack monsters, instead got beaten up
Normally, to attack the nine tailed fox, this type of boss, would require a party to fight it.
Su Muzhe and Tang poem actually were fighting this huge fox with only two people, so they were continuously getting knocked to the ground.
When they stood up, their whole bodies were weak.
But Su Muzhe was still just as immortal and untouchable, with an elegant countenance.
The two people had already been beaten up to a ridiculous point, but Su Muzhe still had a face of āStupid humans, this fairy doesnāt want to speak to you inferior beings.ā
While Tang poem had an air of, āIām a coward, Iām so tragic.ā
After being resurrected, Su Muzhe suddenly stopped moving.
[Now] Tang poem: Ah? Wife? Did you get beaten silly?
[Now] Su Muzhe: Even if I got stupid, I still wouldnāt be as stupid as you. I went to call the guild for help.
Su Muzheās calling ability really couldnāt be mocked, in a moment, eight of the top ranked players had already come to help.
Tang Xiao kept feeling as if Su Muzheās image was threatening her so she silently stepped back a few steps.
[Now] Parting song: Beat up little Tang poem together?
[Now] Tang poem: ...
[Now] Su Muzhe: Seeing the nine tailed fox, thereās no reason not to fight it.
[Now] Parting song: Thatās true, you donāt need so many people to beat up little Tang poem. You can do it yourself.
[Now] Tang poem: !!!!
She already didnāt have a temper already, okay!!
Su Muzhe didnāt have time to bother her any more.
The nine people grouped together and found their own positions.
Ranzhi Jiangshanās collaborative team had always been the strongest and a few people had frequently come together to mob the nine tailed fox, so their movements were already routine and easy.
The nine tailed fox was this worldās big ābossā and its famous characteristic was its separate selves.
Of course, youād still have to kill the real one to get the rewards.
The few people from Ranzhi pulled a fox to themselves and ran far away.
They left Su Muzhe as well as a support nurse to fight the real fox and because there were too people from Ranzhi Jiangshan online, it was hard to beat the fox without an enchanter to freeze it.
In only a few more moves, the party died again.
Tang Xiao shamelessly stepped over their corpses and threw a chrysanthemum flower on top of each corpse.
[Now] Parting song: What does this mean.
[Now] Tang poem: Ah, during Tomb Sweeping Day, isnāt giving chrysanthemum flowers a sign of respect for the dead~ Of course, this time, Iām not giving you guys respect, Iām only signifying that you guys got beaten up so hard that your chrysanthemum flower bloomed.
[Now] Everyone: ā¦.
The result of a quick tongue is of course, to get beaten up.
Tang Xiao originally had resisted but now, she had completely gave up.
She had already used the most peaceful posture to kiss the ground.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, why donāt you ever learn?
[Now] Tang poem: If I was you, Iād say, āIāve never experienced such mocking ā¦ very good, youāve finally successfully piqued my interest.ā
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦.
[Now] Parting song: I still feel like we should beat up little Tang poem as a group.
[Now] This emperor: Guild master, you should say, āLittle Tang poem, you little seductive demoness, when you lit this fire, did you think of the consequences?ā
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦.
[Now] Ā Parting song: ā¦.
Before Tang poem had even said anything, Su Muzhe had already gone ahead and started violently beating them up indiscriminately.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Okay, stop pretending to be dead. Our partyās missing an enchantress, so come and help.
Tang Xiao suddenly got shocked by this att.i.tude, so natural, so smooth.
[Now] Tang poem: You just killed me and now, youāre so upright and confident in telling me to help you?! No way!
[Now] Su Muzhe: You heard wrongly, I wasnāt asking but stating a statement. If you donāt help, weāll kill a new little Tang poem every day.
[Now] Tang poem: Iāve never seen such a thick faced and shameless person.
[Now] Su Muzhe: If you look in the mirror, youāll see someone like that regularly.
[Now] Tang poem: ā¦
Su Muzhe wasnāt only just shameless and thick faced, but also slick tongued!
[Now] Tang poem: How about this! If you give me a fully nude poster of Mu Cheng, then Iāll help.
Apart from the two people talking, everyone else on the scene were shocked.
Parting song straight up threw away his mouse as he tried to digest this.
[Now] Parting song: How about, Su Muzhe gives you ten nudes, then youāll work for us for half a year?
[Now] Tang poem: Thatās fine too, but I want photos where Mu Chengās kissed them and personally signed them!
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦.
[Now] Parting song: Done deal! Little Su, you definitely have to give little Tang poem the big ones, the half nude ones are the best.
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦..
[Now] Tang poem: No, no, no, I like the fully nude ones better. Donāt bother with the half nude ones.
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦..
Tang Xiao looked at the posters on her wall, her mood becoming even better.
She couldnāt help but āchuā to blow a kiss at the posters.
With Tang poem, this enchantress who could control people, the fight became incredibly easier.
They followed the previous method, everyone splitting up with a separate fox.
This time, Su Muzhe, Tang Xiao and the support nurse were left behind to fight the real fox.
Tang Xiao silently counted the cool down periods and duration of the spells, firmly ensuring that the nine tailed fox would stay frozen on the spot.
Sometimes, even when she lost track, Su Muzhe would still be able to find time to dodge the attack which made the support nurse look extremely free.
After losing half of her hp, Tang Xiao suddenly thought of something.
[Now] Tang poem: Right, the address is still the same as last time, just give it to my big sister.
[Now] Parting song: Donāt waste your words, we know.
[Now] Tang poem: Truthfully speaking, wife, you really have a way with things. You could actually get that a.s.sistant that doesnāt even eat p.o.o.p to deliver Mu Chengās posters! Your face is really big! Ah, are you his relative?
[Now] Parting song: ā¦.
Tang Xiao clearly felt Su Muzheās skills pause for half a minute.
Just as she was about to ask her if she was lagging, she suddenly saw Parting song ferociously rush towards her.
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TL note:
Chrysanthemum flowers are used as a euphemism for b.u.t.t holes. Thereās a phrase that is ābeat you up until your chrysanthemum bloomsā, so yeah.
āChuā - in Chinese, itās [ä¹ä¹å] (me me da but p.r.o.nounced more like āmo mo daā in English) which is slang for blowing a kiss or kind of like the equivalent of people saying ākissesā at the end of what theyāre saying. Itās Tang Xiao being cute and one sidedly being lovey dovey with Mu Cheng.
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