Chapter 1.2 - Failed to propose and instead got beaten up
Demon characters have always had a bad reputation and Tang Xiao wanted to use it to its max potential.
Canât defeat you? No problem, Iâll just gross you to death.
Sheâll rub you a bit here, touch you there, sneak attack your support, freeze your summoners.
Tang Xiao used all of her money on the demon characterâs controlling skill, after all, there were only so many skills to use so she might as well use them to annoy other people.
Inside the crowd, there was a purple sound effect that flew around rapid fast, and wherever it went, there were definitely people who got hit.
Ranzhi Jiangshanâs large amount of supports are well known whilst Ferocious Tiger was well known for its demon type characters.
In a guild fight, both would sustain a large amount of injuries.
In the guild channel, some people were hiding and speaking.
[Guild] July: Little Tang poem, if you canât marry Su Muzhe, why donât you consider getting with Parting song that jerk?
[Guild] Tang poem: Babe, no way! Iâm not gay, I only flirt with girls, no guys.
This side was still was still persuading her but on the other side, the second wave were already fighting.
More and more of Ranzhi Jiangshanâs people were coming in and they were beginning to take down the guildâs building.
No matter where Tang Xiao hid, the other part would find her immediately.
Ferocious Tigerâs people couldnât keep up so they started to go offline and offered their well wishes.
[Guild] July: Iâve got to study tomorrow and itâs already late so Iâll leave first.
[Guild] Tang poem: Itâs only 7pm âŚ
[System] Your good friend, July, has already gone offline.
[Guild] Wind blows pants: Aiyo, my sonâs woken up. Iâll go coax him for a bit.
[Guild] Tang poem: When did you have a kid! You donât even have a girlfriend!
[System] Your good friend, Wind blows pants, hair also flies up has gone offline.
Everyone in the guild started going offline and in a quick moment, there was only a solitary figure crouching down in purple.
[Now] Parting song: Do you still want to fight?
[Now] Tang poem: If I say I donât want to fight, will you let me go? /(ToT)/~~
[Now] Parting song: Yes
Before Tang Xiao had reacted, the whole crowd roared as they charged towards her and even her computer lagged for a few seconds.
[System] You have been killed by Ranzhi Jiangshanâs Parting song.
Tang Xiao was about to cry as she  looked at her character that was lying still.
Why did she feel like she had gone back to when she had just started playing?
Even though she had died, there were still people from Ranzhi Jiangshan stomping on her corpse.
[Now] Tang poem: You said youâd let me go! Youâre a guild master, how could you not go through with your words!
[Now] Su Muzhe: Thereâs something I want to tell you, donât easily trust handsome guys.
[Now] Tang poem: âŚ
Why donât you want face!!!
Tang Xiao moved her screen around but still couldnât see Su Muzhe.
After she was reborn, she selected âagree to be reborn to her original positionâ.
When she was reborn and arrived, she saw Su Muzhe in a watery blue robe.
In the game, she was considered a G.o.ddess, her bearing tall and slender, and had the presence of an immortal.
Tang Xiao stood and admired her for a bit, this was the legendary ranked third Su Muzhe on the China server.
Without waiting for her to react, there was another earth shattering bomb thrown on her.
Tang Xiao had previously known that magicians had high attacking power but her defence wasnât low either!
By getting by only a few of Su Muzheâs bombs, she was already forced to kiss the ground. It really was too shameful.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, donât I spoil you~
Tang Xiao finally found the source of âspoilâ and in the matters of flirting, she believed in not just lying down and taking it but rising up and fighting it!
[Now] Tang poem: Hey, Ranzhi Jiangshanâs Su Muzhe, why donât you consider me. I can act cute, I can beat up monsters, I can stir up trouble, Iâm suitable for 1 v 1, group v 1, guild v 1, all different types. G.o.ddess, please marry me! If you donât agree, after a while, Iâll ask again.
[Now] Tang poem: G.o.ddess, Iâm a good stay-at-home man. If youâre hungry, I can let you eat my lower âŚ
Just when Tang Xiao was about to get up, she got beaten down again.
[Now] Su Mu Zhe: Why do I feel like somethingâs wrong?
[Now] Tang poem: d.a.m.n! Why donât you let me finish! Iâm such a pure person!
[Now] Parting song: Right, youâre so pure that youâre shameless.
[Now] Tang poem: âŚ. Go away! G.o.ddess, marry me. If in the future, youâre hungry, I can make you Kang shifuâs red simmer beef noodles, Kang shifuâs sweet and spicy beef noodles, Kang shifuâs seafood base noodles, Kang shifuâs shiitake mushroom chicken noodles, Kang shifuâs pickled vegetables beef noodles âŚ.
[Now] Su Mu Zhe: Okay.
[Now] Olden day dawn: âŚ
[Now] Parting song: ....
Su Muzheâs âokay made the whole Ranzhi Jiangshan guild dumbstruck.
Did she get bought out by some Kang shifuâs instant noodle?
Wait, something seems wrong?
Tang Xiao saw the âokayâ on the screen and felt like it wasnât real. She pinched herself -- ah? She wasnât dreaming?
[Now] Tang poem: G.o.ddess, did you get hacked?
Su Muzhe once again âdotedâ on Tang Xiao and used the characterâs strength to show her whether or not she got hacked.
Tang Xiao continuously got beaten to kiss the ground again until tears started streaming down.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Havenât you been proposing to me for a month now? Now that Iâve agreed, are you happy now, little Tang poem?
Happy? How could that be. Her ultimate goal was to disgust to death Ranzhi Jiangshan.
Who knew that the enemy would actually counter-attack like this.
Sheâd been playing for a whole year and made countless confessions but she had never actually married!
Sheâd bothered them for a whole month but didnât think that the answer would be such a phrase, a phrase that gave her dĂŠjĂ vu like sheâd just eaten a kilo of p.o.o.p.
She firmly decided to log off and say good bye.
She was going to sleep, the world was too crazy.
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Footnotes
The literal translation is "yiren" or "eccentric/odd person" and I had no idea how to translate that. I'm using a translation another translator used oops
Literal translation is f*cker but I need to keep it PG 13
Theyâre all a brand of instant noodles, she lists a few more but you get it