Chapter 1.1 - Failed to propose and instead got beaten up
So far, Tang Xiao had two wishes. The first was to be Mu Chengās sugar mommy which currently, was extremely difficult because there were already a lot of people around the world who wanted to do that.
The second wish was inside the āSpirit Roadā game, to disgust to death those beasts from Ranzhi Jiangshan guild!
Of course, this wish was being fulfilled every day and was on the eve of being completed.
[World] Tang poem: Hey, Iām back again today! Ranzhi Jiangshanās Su Muzhe, youāre noodles and Iām water, Iāll soak you. Youāre the sky and Iām clouds, Iāll wrap around you. Youāre the stars and Iām the moon, Iāll love you. Consider me, okay?
I can act cute, I can beat up monsters, I can stir up trouble, Iām suitable for 1 v 1, group v 1, guild v 1, all different types. G.o.ddess, please marry me! If you donāt agree, after a while, Iāll ask again.
[World] Olden day dawn: d.a.m.n! Are you done yet? Itās already been a month! Do you want to fight again!
[World] Tang poem: Yeah, Iām currently so lonely like a bowl of rice without matching dishes. Come! Donāt be a coward, letās do it!
Tang poem, is the Buddhist temple serverās legendary cancer.
To date, she holds two large records.
One is the most confessions.
The second is the highest kill count.
Furthermore, sheās also a transvest.i.te, a crazy girl whoās playing on a male account.
On the whole Buddhist temple server , pretty much every girl has been personally proposed to by him and the leftover men have pretty much all been beaten up by him before.
Therefore, even though one side hates him, eight more sides will praise him.
This means that any time a member from the Ranzhi Jiangshan opens their mouth to beat up Tang poem, there will be other guilds who have been beaten by him, will immediately put down their duties and come over to help beat him up!
But every time, they always let Tang poem escape.
So not long after, he developed an excellent teleportation ability as well as the top fleeing skill.
Who is Su Muzhe! The legendary G.o.ddess of the Buddhist temple server!
And according to the Ranzhi Jiangshan guild, was as beautiful as a fairy.
When their own G.o.ddess was being teased constantly, how could they not get angry! How could they not want to fight!
So by the time Ranzhi Jiangshan had acc.u.mulated everyone there, Tang poem had already run back to her own guild entrance and was waiting to start fighting.
[Guild] Wind blows pants, hair flies up: Little Tang poem! Well done! A few days ago when we fought them, we sold a ton of weapons and had a killing in profit! Letās continue today!
[Guild] Tang poem: You donāt want face!
[Guild] Wind blows pants: I donāt even have morals, what do I need face for? Fellow brothers, letās burn all their men, steal all their women and prepare to sell them all!
[Guild] Tang poem: Actually, Iāve always been curious. Your ID says āhair flies upā, is that leg hair or ā¦ en? What hair!
[Guild] Millions of lolis crossing Dajiang: I just came on and Iāve been dirtied. Iām gonna go wash my eyes out.
[Guild] July: Itās definitely not chest hair and he says his pants ā¦ clicks tongue ā¦
[Guild] Wind blows pants: Leg hair! Itās leg hair! Hey, pick up your morals!
No one in the guild bothered him as the group was discussing what type of hair it was. They kept going deeper in their discussion and was getting closer to the truth.
So even when Ranzhi Jiangshan brought people to fight their way in, the whole guild was still discussing this issue.
To the point where Ranzhi Jiangshanās guild master āParting songā already released a bomb and emptied out a large s.p.a.ce.
[Now] Millions of lolis: How is it not leg hair! Underneath the pants, thereās leg hair okay! ā¦ Wait. d.a.m.n! How did I die! How did this!
The group lying on the ground finally reacted.
Tang Xiao controlled her character to dodge quickly.
She played a āenchanterā type character which specialised in control and chaos which meant she could occasionally do sneak attacks.
She stood at the top of the roof and looked at the dense pack of people.
This time, Ranzhi Jiangshan brought a large amount of people and their own guild master had actually personally come which shows that their endurance limit must have nearly been reached.
It should be said that Tang Xiao and Ranzhi Jiangshanās bad relationship could be said in a novel with a few hundred thousand words and itād be exciting every chapter.
But the gist of it is that that year, Tang Xiao had downloaded āSpirit Roadā to play during her free time at work.
Of course, the most important reason was that the spokesperson for āSpirit Roadā was her male G.o.d Mu Cheng.
When she had first entered the game, she played support with a loli body and a cute little face.
She hadnāt played for long before getting into a guild battle.
The group fight was Ranzhi Jiangshan against her current guild, Fierce Tiger Sniffs a Rose.
In one hour, Tang Xiao had gotten killed by Ranzhi Jiangshanās Su Muzhe more than 50 times.
What does more than 50 times mean! It means the whole time, she was lying on the ground and watching them fight.
In a fit of anger, Tang Xiao registered a new account, changed her type to a male enchanter character and spent lots of money just for the sake of being able to torture Ranzhi Jiangshan.
As long as it would disgust Ranzhi Jiangshan, sheād do it!
As long as it would anger Su Muzhe, sheād do it!
In this year, Tang poemās reputation within Ranzhi Jiangshan was that of a beast.
And Su Muzhe and Parting song in Tang Xiaoās mind were a dog couple.
[Now] Tang poem: Yo! Parting song came personally! Just in time, I wanted to say that Su Muzhe and I are getting married so you have to be our witness~ Iāll definitely take care of Su Muzhe, Iāll even let her be my main wife~
[Now] Olden day dawn: Youāre dreaming.
[Now] Parting song: Little Tang poem, are you lacking in love again? Come down, Iāll dote on you well.
Ranzhi Jiangshan already started throwing lots of bombs towards the roof top.
Tang Xiao dodged a few before jumping down into the crowd and starting a mess.
Enchanter characters have always had a bad reputation and Tang Xiao wanted to use it to its max potential.
[x] is used when theyāre speaking online and the āxā will show whether theyāre speaking publicly, within theĀ guildĀ or privately to each other. Click the arrow to go back to where you were reading!
Female lead's username. I'll write the username's in English if they have meanings and leave them in Chinese if it's just a name. Sometimes the names come up as conversations and it'll be hard to keep track of their ID's and names.
I'll be shortening Wind Blows Pants, Hair Flies Up to just Wind blows pants, same with Millions of lolis crossing Dajiang, he'll just be Millions of lolis.
The literal Chinese translation here is āwet nurseā but I feel like support might be better. Itās got a similar meaning, theyāre characters that donāt have strong attacks but instead, nurture and help other players.
'Why not soar, your majesty' is a gaming novel so on top of modern slang, there are a lot of gaming terms used in the novel. I'll try my best to translate them but I'll also use footnotes to helpfully make the novel easier to read. I've also shortened the IDs just so it's easier to read and theĀ guildĀ name from 'Ferocious Tiger Sniffs a j.a.panese Rose' to 'Ferocious tiger" or "j.a.panese rose" depending on what the author uses.
As always, there's a character list in the menu underneath 'Why not soar, your majesty' if you're confused about the characters.
-> Ā Edit: I didn't realise someone else had already translated the first chapter orz