Chapter 45.4 - Wife, I really want to sing a love song
[Guild] Wind blows pants: ā¦.. Little Tang poem, this isnāt good sportsmanship! Iām using my blood, sweat and tears to kill them and youāve just stolen all my kills.
[Guild] Tang poem: If I donāt make a move, they wonāt know Iām versed in the arts and the military. Donāt show off, even though youāre frequently shameless, we canāt lose j.a.panese roseās face.
[Guild] This emperor: If boss Su and Parting song arenāt here, we donāt have the attacking power to kill the other sideās guild master.
[Guild] Tang poem: Loli follow me as well as another archer, weāll go slap the other partyās face.
Tang poem opened a water cloud travel and dashed to the front lines.
[Guild] Millions of lolis: ā¦ my support is weak (chest is poor), if I go, itās just asking for death.
[Guild] Tang poem: Ah, youāre self aware huh. Even though your chest is small, your face is big. The bigger the face, the bigger the target. When we get there, just throw some spells, help me take away some of the attacks.
[Guild] Millions of lolis: ā¦..
If itās said that the front lines are like a violent storm, then the back lines would be like grilling pork belly.
Forbidden topās guild master was protected by layers upon layers, as well as ten other hidden characters.
Ranzhiās high level characters were all stuck outside with no way to get in.
Tang poem took more steps to try and squeeze in to slap them a few times but was unsuccessful.
[Guild] This emperor: F****, so many high levelled accounts, how do we fight?
[Guild] Su Muzhe: Loli and July, go back. Swap Powerful hotpot and Olden day dawn out here.
His voice had just fallen when Mu Cheng used the couplesā skill to teleport to Tang Xiaoās side.
He still wore his white clothes, his hands holding a sword as he quickly got rid of the few people who had jumped forward.
[Guild] Tang poem: Youāve finished work?
[Guild] Su Muzhe: En. Did you miss me?
Tang Xiao imagined how Mu Cheng would say that to her in real life.
In a small voice, she mumbled āyesā.
[Guild] Powerful hotpot: ā¦. You called us here to see you guys doing PDA? Are you planning on using PDA to torment the other side to death? Single dogs are dogs too, we get protected by the RSPCA.
[Guild] Tang poem: ā¦..
[Guild] Su Muzhe: First clear the surroundings.
The team to slap their face were all people she was familiar with.
Theyād all collaborated on quests before so even when they died, they died tacitly.
Tang Xiaoās enchantress weaved into the middle and worked with Powerful hotpot to give debuffs to the other side.
Su Muzhe and the others didnāt have to try too hard to send the other side to kiss the ground.
The people on the outside were just a diversion, the best were of course, the ones in the very middle.
[System] j.a.panese roseās guild master Wind blows pants has been killed by the enemy. Instantly, the guild is a dragon without a head, utterly defeated. Wind blows pants, stand up!
The system had already sent out an announcement that slapped their faces before Tang Xiao had even reacted.
[Guild] Wind blows pants: QAQ
[Guild] Tang poem: ā¦. How did you die? Half of all the high levelled accounts were protecting you.
[Guild] July: He saw you guys doing PDA and said that he absolutely had to break you guys up. Heād only taken a few steps before getting killed by a wild monster.
[Guild] Tang poem: ā¦ā¦...
[Guild] Su Muzhe: ā¦ā¦...
[Guild] Tang poem: Wife, can I ā¦..
[Guild] Su Muzhe: First kill off the enemy guild master, then we kill our own.
[Guild] Wind blows pants: QAQ
The group of high levelled accounts from Ranzhi all rushed forward to open up a gap.
Su Muzhe led them forward to drag the other partyās guild master.
Tang poem found an appropriate time to freeze them before Ranzhi started throwing their spells like crazy.
[System] Forbidden topās guild master War G.o.dās fury has been killed by the enemy. Instantly, the guild is a dragon without a head, utterly defeated. War G.o.dās fury, stand up!
The instant the other side fell down, Su Muzhe also died.
Forbidden top instantly retalisted.
Tang Xiaoās eyes and hands were quicked as she quickly picked up a piece of equipment.
Powerful hotpot in the midst of the confusion, slapped the other side again.
Seeing that the guild battle was about to end, Tang Xiao wasnāt eager to slap the other sideās face.
She just quickly travelled back to camp.
[Guild] Tang poem: Did you prepare your chrysanthemum flower! Come, letās mutually harm each other! This emperorās kylin arm wasnāt trained for nothing.
[Guild] July: ā¦ā¦ What happened to you, little Tang poem? Did you get possessed by Loli? So vulgar.
[Guild] Millions of loli: Donāt mention it, sheās been super s.e.xually frustrated recently. If you really canāt hold it in any more, go f*** a dog to calm down.
[Guild] Tang poem: F***ing a dog canāt satisfy me anymore, I can only angrily slap our guildās face before calming down.
[Guild] Wind blows pants: ā¦. Donāt move, Iāll wash my chrysanthemum flower clean and wait for you, okay?
Without waiting for Tang Xiao to move, Su Muzhe had already sent him onto the screen.
[Guild] July: How many times do I have to tell you! Donāt talk dirty with Tang poem, Su Muzhe will kill you in an instant.
[Guild] Wind blows pants: It was clearly her flirting with me first.
[Guild] July: Then you deserve to die even more.
[Guild] Wind blows pants: ā¦ā¦
The points came out and Forbidden topās points were higher than j.a.panese rose so it could be said that they won this guild battle.
But rumour said that their big bossā equipment was exploded off them.
[World] Ling long: Just then, who picked up our equipment? Name your price.
[World] Wind blows pants: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[World] War G.o.dās fury: It was your sideās enchantress. Name your price, thereās no use for an enchantress to use it.
j.a.panese rose searched around but didnāt find out who picked up his equipment.
It was Tang Xiao who found out that she had no more potions so she ran to the warehouse to grab it before finding out that her inventory had an extra shiny gold bow in it.
It was so shiny that it blinded her eyes.
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TL note:
Support is weak - support nurse in Chinese is literally āmilk mother/wet nurseā so Xiao Lin says that her breast milk is poor = support is weak = chest is small. TXās logic.
To reiterate, I won't be dropping WNSYM and won't be starting the new novel until WNSYM ends (which is going to be in like half a year lol) I just got too excited because I found a nice novel OTL
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