Chapter 45.3 - Wife, I really want to sing a love song
[Guild] This emperor: Yo~~ Little Tang poem, youâre online, ah~
[Guild] Tang poem: Wait, why are you in our guild.
[Guild] This emperor: Not only me, all of the high levelled accounts from Ranzhi are here too.
Tang Xiao checked the guild members and found that about half of Ranzhi had joined j.a.panese rose.
[Guild] Tang poem: âŚ. Your guild, finally collapsed! Youâre here to join the better choice because youâve seen the light?
[Guild] This emperor: Pfft! We crossed thousands of miles to come here to help j.a.panese rose kill of Forbidden topâs people.
To leave the guild, meant that the original guildâs contributions would be halved.
Those later stage high levelled accounts had to depend on those guild contributions to craft their strong and higher levelled equipment.
Now that half of Ranzhi had left Ranzhi, to say that j.a.panese rose wasnât moved, would be a lie.
The guild battle was set at 9pm.
It was a proper guild battle, different from when they just saw each other in the battle and made a mess.
This time, the system would send them into a random quest and the two sides would compete like that.
The quest map was huge so it was easy to get lost or separate from everyone else.
Furthermore, wild monsters would also sp.a.w.n on the map.
Every time they didnât feel good after the battle, theyâd go torment the monsters.
This proper guild battle didnât have a lot of casual players playing on it.
But there were some advantages.
As long as the opposite sideâs guild master or a.s.sistant guild master died, theyâd go on screen so that everyone could admire them.
The so-called screen would be a very big and thick red banner that the system would post in an announcement on screen.
[System] x.x.xx guildâs guild master user x.x.xx was killed by the enemy at the guild battle. The guild is instantly a dragon without a head, utterly defeated.
The guild master represented the face of the guild so even though Wind blows pants was normally shameless, this time, face was very important.
So, the other partyâs aim was to make the other side lose face.
No matter how many you killed, no matter who won or lost in the end, the most important part was how to quickly get on video the way you use the bottom of your shoe to stomp on the other partyâs face.
But the way you used the sole of your shoe to stomp on their face to be artistic, it had to be strong.
The two guildâs people all gathered on yy.
There was only half an hour left until the guild battle was about to begin.
This emperor suddenly decided on a guy to volunteer and sing for everyone, to boost morale.
Tang Xiao heard This emperorâs voice and suddenly had a bad feeling.
âThe song that youâre best at!â
The type of song that once you hear it, everyone will join it.
On the other side, he cleared his throat and began to sing.
How could we describe his voice?
This guy was a foreigner and his Chinese wasnât that great.
The whole time, Tang Xiao just heard him mumbling the lyrics. âYou f*** my little sister, you f**** my mom, you f**** my lover, f**** my whole family âŚ.â
She was completely shocked.
Tang Xiao thought that sheâd misheard so she turned up her volume.
The whole room was echoing those two phrases, proving that she hadnât misheard.
Her whole person was dumbfounded.
The song lyrics had struck her so hard that she couldnât tell which way was north.
Not only was she shocked, everyone on yy was shocked.
[Guild] Tang poem: âŚ. What type of song is this? So wild, violent, frank and coa.r.s.e. Is this what foreigners like?
[Guild] This emperor: He actually wants to sing âyou are my roseâ.
[Guild] This emperor: You are my rose, you are my flower âŚ.
[Guild] Everyone: âŚ..
Tang XIao felt like he was definitely a spy sent from the other side to lower their morale.
How could someone be so d.a.m.n tone deaf? So tone deaf heâd gone to the moon.
Her bad feeling was right, This emperor definitely harboured bad intentions.
Just when the guild battle was about to begin, the guy used the cutest voice to cheer them on, âbaby, good luck~ if you lose, Iâll use my voice to comfort you all.â
On j.a.panese roseâs side, they all shuddered and like they werenât scared of death, ran to the other partyâs camp.
This bravery was as motivating as possible.
Wind blows pants, as the guild master, was protected by a human shield fortress.
Powerful hotpot, as j.a.panese roseâs best support nurse, was stuck to his side and just healing him.
She was afraid that Wind blows pants wouldnât be able to stick on, and would accidentally fall down.
Olden day dawn was by her side.
Tang poem, as a perverse enchantress, especially a s.e.xually frustrated enchantress, was really suited to this type of battle.
She hadnât gone on for a long time so she had to take a bit of time to familiarise herself with the controls.
Then, she started to show off on the battle ground.
She took small steps and made trouble whenever she went.
The other party took aim at the guild master so Wind blows pants was like a bonfire, attracting moths that flew at him no matter where he went.
Tang poem turned on her invisibility skill and crouched by Wind blows pantsâ side, trying the approach of waiting by the stump to kill the rabbits.
If one came, sheâd kill one, if two came, sheâd kill two.
Wind blows pants who was being protected in the middle, was doing all the work before Tang Xiao took the kill shot.
The game hadnât even gone on for a few minutes, before Tang Xiao had already killed twenty people.
[Guild] Wind blows pants: âŚ.. Little Tang poem, this isnât good sportsmanship! Iâm using my blood, sweat and tears to kill them and youâve just stolen all my kills.
[Guild] Tang poem: If I donât make a move, they wonât know Iâm versed in the arts and the military. Donât show off, even though youâre frequently shameless, we canât lose j.a.panese roseâs face.
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TL note:
Kill steal - Wind blows pants has done all the work and TX just swoops in, does the final strike and the kill is automatically hers. So sheâs stealing the âkillsâ from him.
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