First order of things, letâs head down the main street of the village where the shops are lined up side-by-side.
Whenever I saw a person, I greeted them one after another, âGood morningâ followed by another âGood morningâ and so on. I felt like a campaigning politician before an election.
Of course, exchanging pleasantries them was not my actual goal; It was to introduce Harukara to the villagers.
First, I found a Granny pedestrian.
âGood morning.â
âMy, my, Witch of the Plateau, good morning-jya.â
In Furata Village, there was not a single human who did not know of me as the Witch of the Plateau, so I could greet everyone rather easily.
The approval rating is 100%. This should only be possible in a dictatorship, but it is the result of the trust that Iâve built up over the past 300 years.
âToday I have come to introduce my new Elven disciple, Akikana.â
âI-I am AkikanaâŚâŚ I create medicine â! Iâll do my best â!â
âOoh, an Elf-san. What an unusual sight for my eyes. My best regards-jya.â
Alright, one person down.
If I repeat this with everyone, Akikana will surely settle in with the locals of Furata Village. Everyone will eventually become accustomed to the presence of a new strange elf.
By the way, Akikana is an alias. If I introduced her as Harukara, thereâs a risk that she might be recognized from the wanted posters.
Strangely enough, in the middle of the meet and greets, the mood around us took a weird turn.
Two of the male villagers we encountered reacted weirdly. At first, I did not understand why, but I eventually came to realize the cause. All of the males leered at Harukaraâs chest. Even I remember their intense allure.
On the way there, an old man commented, âS-such breasts..! Iâve never seen them this big around hereâŚâŚâ, and a young boy exclaimed, âOnee-chan, your breasts are so big!â, so Iâm fairly certain of it.
âHey, do men like looking at breasts that much..? Even when theyâre not spilling outâŚâŚ.?â
Is a 100% approval rating even possible? This should only be possible in a dictatorship, so shouldnât at least 1 in 10 people be immune to big breasts?
âAahâŚâŚ Itâs like thisâŚâŚ Being stared at, I understand it now. Itâs embarrassing to be gawked at by men, butâŚâŚ it seems to be my fate (to be looked at), soâŚâŚâ
Harukara seemed to have given up. It looks surprisingly difficult to have breasts as large as hers.
Still puzzled by the open ogling done by the males, we entered the villageâs General Store. This is the shop where I always peddle my medicine. Iâm introducing Harukara here in the hopes of selling her medicine as well.
There was no particular reason for him to refuse, and so it was agreed that her medicine would also be sold here.
âI am Akikana, an Elf Apothecary. Please treat me well â here are the pills I created. This one is effective in the digestive system as a nutritional supplement.â
The shop uncle replied with, âAlright. If itâs from the Witch of the Plateauâs disciple, Iâm sure itâll sell.â
For whatever reason, the old manâs expression became one of concern.
âUm, young ladyâŚâŚ youâre an Apothecary, rightâŚ? About how long have you been in your line of work?â
âAah, perhaps youâre skeptical of the medicine since she only just became my disciple!? Although she only recently became my disciple, sheâs been an Apothecary for at least dozens of years!â
âIsâ.. is that soâŚâŚ In other words, sheâs a long-lived elf who is an experienced ApothecaryâŚâŚâ
Whatâs with this kind of interrogating mood? Whatâs so suspicious about her?
âBy the way, what province is she from?â
âFrant Province, butâŚ.â
âI seeâŚâŚ No, please donât worry about itâŚâŚ Surely, I must be mistaken. Her description is different, soâŚâŚâ
Iâd very much like to know what it is, but itâd bring unnecessary trouble if I were to ask, so I quietly made my way out of the store.
âWell, now that weâve completed our main objective, we just have to greet the rest of the villagers and return home.â
âRight⌠Um, just now, I felt like he was prying too deeply into my backgroundâŚâŚ like asking what province Iâm fromâŚâŚâ
âMaybe he was curious about your dialect? You see, there are regional differences, each carrying a distinct intonation. HahaâŚâŚâ
As we greeted more people, I noticed some were staring indiscriminately at Harukara.
Up until now, all the males had their sights directed at her breasts, but this time, even the females were staring.
Something feels.. offâŚâŚ Furthermore, the change occurred on such short notice.
Finally, we went to the guild to pay our greetings.
âNatalie-san, good morning. Today Iâve come to introduce my disciple.â
âUwaaa!â
For some reason, Natalie-san stood up and began backing away from us.
Whatâs with that reactionâŚ? Itâs as if she just saw a ghostâŚâŚ
âAh, Iâm Akikana, an Elf ApothecaryâŚâŚ I hope youâll treat me well from now onâŚâŚâ
âWait, arenât you the creator of the âNutritious Alcoholâ produced in the Frant ProvinceâŚâŚ?â
âAh~, you know a lot~. Well~, Iâm a bit impressed you know about such a distant place~.â
âActually, to be honest with you, an adventurer mentioned this at the guild just this morningâŚâ
The thing that Natalie took out was â- a Turn In Harukara to Us wanted poster (However, it had been translated from Demonic Language into Human Language).
ďźWanted: Harukara, a female Elven Apothecary from the Frant Province who made a product called âNutritious Alcoholâ. Currently missing from the Frant province. Physical features: very large breasts. Those who turn her in will be rewarded 15,000,000 gold. -The Demon Beelzebubďź
âUwaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It spreeeeeeaaaad!!!!!!!â
Harukara cried out. I also cried out.
So, everyoneâs interested in HarukaraâŚâŚ. Perhaps they thought it was her because sheâs an ElfâŚâŚ. Good thing I gave her a pseudonym.
âWell, Frant Provinceâs Elf. Coincidences exist. Since their names are different, my disciple and Harukara are not one and the same..â
The strategy now is to dissuade all suspicious people with a show of force.