The Student Council and the Solicitation and the Frightened Rabbit (1)
âSo you finally encountered the Student Council! How did it go? Did you kiss?â
âI didnât! Donât even joke about it.â
Immediately after returning home from the training camp, I was forcibly called out by the doujinshi writer, Subaru.
Even though I was busy and reluctant, due to my promise to Subaru, I got dragged out to tell her about the BL-like developments that occurred. Although it wasnât my intention for those to happen, if I donât get some advice from Subaru, this story could be going towards a grim ending.
At the usual family restaurant, we conversed while having a late lunch. Subaru got the cake set while I went all-out and asked for the 1500 yen cut of thick steak.
For some reason, after getting this body, I donât feel full no matter how much I consume. I also donât gain weight. It could be due to puberty.
âThe first encounter in the scenario should have been a CG scene where the onii-chan gets his lips stolen in front of Mitsuki?â
âWhatâs with that, this kind of scenario.â
âOfficially, heâll obtain both of you, one after another. Moreover, itâs was set that Mitsuki-chan and her onii-chan, Mako, are completely his type. Thereâs also a Narahashi x Mitsuki-chan x Mako 3-person ending.â
She sleekly dropped a bomb on me as though it was nothing much.
It canât be that Mitsuki-chan and I fall within his strike zone, right. Also, we donât need an ending like that.
Even though this isnât some horror game, doesnât this mean that thereâs no hope no matter how much I struggle? Even if I have to be her shield, I wonât let Mitsuki meet him.
I had thought that there wonât be any BL developments since it was an otome game, but I should have known that the fujoshi Subaru would have included BL scenarios somewhere. I was careless.
âNow that the capturable characters have slowly emerged, things are getting interesting.â
âWhat do you mean by âinterestingââŠâŠ Will I be able to return to the previous worldăŒ?â
I have a feeling that as things stand, I wonât be able to return. I think that the possibility of the Prince and Mitsuki dating is currently approximately 0.
I heard about their experience in the kimodameshi but they only casually walked around and casually completed the course. In Mitsukiâs words, âIt wasnât as scary as I thought it would beâ.
Can you really be an otome game heroine like that! While Iâd like to rebuke her so, I found myself unable to scold the Mitsuki who gave a face that said I was admirable for conquering the ghosts.
When did I become a siscon. Mitsuki, what a frightening girl.
âYou want to return, right? Iâll be sure to work hard so that we can.â
âSubaruâŠâŠâ
While picking at her cake, Subaru smoothly said the words I wanted to hear. It was slightly surprising.
Since itâs Subaru, I thought sheâd take the stance that itâs more fun here, but it seems she properly has the intention to return.
I see. Even though itâs Subaru, she does wishes to return to the previous world. This makes me relieved.
âBut until then Iâll make sure to fully enjoy this trip~â
ââŠâŠ As expected, huh~â
To think I was relieved from Subaruâs words just now.
That Subaru would suppress the burning desire of an otaku girl for a transport to another world was impossible.
But she did say sheâd think of a way to return even while enjoying herself. Thatâs something to feel glad about.
âOf course crackerăŒïŒ [1] Does Mako have a character you likeăŒ? Didnât you have a good feeling going there with Soutarou? Unless, you already did it?â
âTchăŒObviously not. Iâm male on the family register, you know?â
âLove transcends the gender barrier!â
Iâve had enough of this person. Even though she spoke with a good smile, the words that came out werenât good.
Soutarou and I definitely donât have a relationship like that. Soutarou said that he thought of me as a friend and similarly I donât think of him as anything more than a friend. Heâs my best friend. Itâs disrespectful to him to make a fuss about matters of like and love.
What should I do if weird rumours surface? Though I donât mind, itâll be a nuisance for Soutarou.
âHow about it? Since I called you all the way here, tell me about the training camp~â
âAhâŠâŠâ
I felt that the Subaru who was elegantly consuming the millefeuille was really a bishoujo. However, this beauty only gets the most fired up when listening to BL stories, what a disappointment.
She leaned forward with glittering eyes and a huge full-face smile.
Prompted by Subaru, I tried to recall yesterdayâs events. Even though I wanted to recount the events in chronological order, at this rate wonât she misunderstand something again? This may be me overthinking, but the happenings of the training camp from top to bottom feels like BL.
Perhaps Iâm thinking too much but Iâll evade a little and muddle things up a little as I talk.
âMa, thatâs true. Together with Kiritani, Kaname and Soutarou, we made curry and I participated in the kimodameshi with Soutarou. Then we strayed to the Student Council room and met the hentai Student Council President and the man who gave him a Lariat. Finally, I went to sleep while sandwiched between Soutarou and Kiritani.â
Although what I said was abridged here and there, I didnât tell any lies.
âI see~. You enjoyed yourself, huh.â
âMa, it was rather fun. Soutarou, Kaname and the Prince are good kidsâŠâŠâ
Subaru was grinning. Looking at that expression of hers, I had the uncomfortable, creepy feeling that she understood everything.
Even though usually Iâll grab more of the free rice [2], for some reason I donât have much appetite today. But as I thought, the steak from this family restaurant is truly delicious. The me before would have been full with just 60% of the curry rice but the usual current me who turned male could eat about 3 times that amount.
âI see~. Fufu.â
Looking at the grinning Subaru who looks like sheâs having fun, I had a bad premonition.
But itâs true that Soutarou and the others are good kids. Being with them is very enjoyable. Or should I say that it heals the heart.
At this point, a shadow was cast upon our table. While thinking âOh, my?â and lifting my head, I abruptly felt a weight on my back. When I raised my voice in astonishment, along with a âkusukusuâ laughter, that person applied strength with the arm that was looped around my neck.
âEhehe~, guess who?â
This voiceâŠâŠ Iâm unusually scared of turning my head. After all, this voice was undoubtedly,undoubtedly, that of the absolute worst hentai.
Like the rusty screw mechanism of a machine, with a âgichigichiâ sound, I turned behind in slow motion.
ââŠâŠ NarahashiâŠâŠ kaichou[3].â
He was clad in a dress shirt with a loosely-fastened tie, revealing part of his skin. On top of that, Narahashi who had on a flashy yellow parka turned to observe me.
Even when looking at him in a bright place, as expected heâs one showy guy. Completely like a V-Kei[4] band member. Heâs done well not to get caught breaking the school regulations.
âHavenât seen you since yesterdayăŒ, bunny-chan. Ehhh, youâre with a kawaii girl. On a date?â
âYouâre wrong, leave right this instant, hentai.â
âMuu. Iâll seal those lips that are saying such nasty things.â
Narahashi grasped my forehead and forcibly tried to kiss me.
The Narahashi who tried to kiss me yesterday and today was really persistent. Somethingâs seriously wrong with him.
Furthermore, to attempt to kiss a fellow guy in a family restaurant, what kind of bugged game is this.
âLet go!â
âDonât wanna. I want to kiss-kiss bunny-chan.â
âWhatâs with you, âwant to kiss-kissâ? Get away, you fool.â
Takayanagi who was standing behind Narahashi stepped out and unleashed a magnificent Choke Sleeper.
Iâve been thinking since yesterday but, even though Takayanagi looks elegant, heâll occasionally strike out with pro-wrestling moves and foul words.
âWhat~. Are you jealous, Chika-chan?â
âIf you keep saying nonsense, Iâll bring you away.â
âDonât wanna. I havenât kiss-kissed bunny-chan yet~. Right~, bunny-chan?â
I distanced myself at full power from Narahashi who casually took a seat beside me after Takayanagi released his Choke Sleeper.
And Narahashi who noticed that embraced my waist and forcibly drew me towards him. He entwined his fingers with mine and brought his face closer. Shooting a glance at Subaru, I noticed her eyes were glistening and she looked at me with the expression of an otome in love. No matter how I think about it, I canât expect any help from her.
âRelease meâŠâŠ!â
âEhehe, bunny-chan without glasses looks superbly kawaii. This face, is seriously completely my type~â
Although I tried to calm myself with a deep breath, this is really one disgusting feeling.
While itâs said that being kissed by this guy is inevitable, will this keep continuing until that inevitable event happens? Then itâs better to just kiss now. Iâll endure and pretend that Iâm being gnawed at by a dog.
âBunny-chan, I love you a lot. I can obtain you too if I marry Mitsuki-chan, rightăŒ?â
I woke up with that one sentence of his. If I fall here, Mitsuki might get bitten by his poison fangs.
No way. I canât let that happen. I canât get swept away by the current here. Didnât I just swear not to raise any flags?
âWhoâd let you marry her! If you come any closer, youâre suffer something 5 times stronger than Takayanagi-senpaiâs Choke Sleeper. Iâll strike you with a  Germană»Suplex. Seriously.â
Making use of our entwined fingers, I pushed back at him and while glaring intensely, and spoke in a low voice Iâve never used before.
To Narahashi who gave a complacent grin reminiscent of a Cheshire Cat, I strengthened my grip further.
Speaking of Takayanagi, heâs drinking black coffee beside Subaru. Whatâs more, theyâre chatting idly.
Both of them are too âmy paceâ. My chastity is in danger right now, you know. I might be kissed by this guy, you know.
Takayanagi who was gracefully draining his cup shot a smile towards Narahashi.
âThough I believe Sakurai-kunâs more of the tender-hearted type?â
âHeâs not tender at allăŒ. He wonât let me kiss him, yâknow?â
I donât understand how the brain of this guy whoâs still thinking about kissing even though heâs been rejected so much works.
Though I personally would like to leave quickly, Takayanagi called the shop assistant over and asked for an omurice. Incidentally, Narahashi ordered a hamburger set while hitting on the shop assistant and even kissed the assistant on the back of the hand. How assertive.
âThe only ones whoâll happily kiss a hentai they just got to know would be those shallow followers of yours.â
âAh, I see, so itâs fine as long as we get to know each other more! Itâs settled, bunny-chan, join the Student Council.â
ââŠâŠ hah?â
While I doubt that Takayanagi meant his words like that, how come they were interpreted this way. With the situation taking a sudden leap, I revealed a foolish expression as I looked at Narahashi.
âIâll be able to keep you by my side all the time if you join the Student Council. That way, youâll come to love me and then we can kiss and do ecchi things. Itâll be a paradise where I have Mitsuki-chan and bunny-chan to either of my sides. Ehehe.â
How did it become like this. Rather, that wonât happen! Definitely not!
A paradise where Mitsuki and I serve Narahashi from both sides wonât happen!
âStop joking! Iâll definitely not join the Student Council!â
âIf you enter the Student Council. Iâll appoint you the person-in-charge of miscellaneous chores, assisting the Student Council President. Ehehe, Iâll be sure to prepare special chores for you, bunny-chan~â
Whatâs with that improper position!
Exactly what kind of work falls under âmiscellaneous choresâ? Iâm scared.
I didnât expect to suddenly receive a solicitation from the Student Council. Of course I donât intend to join but will my declining even have any use?
The person I rely on, Subaru, was carefreely having a conversation with Takayanagi. I beg you, Subaru and Takayanagi! Do something about this hentai Student Council President!