Chapter 1. Transmigrating into a Tall, Rich, and Handsome Guy
A giant mirror stood in front of his eyes, two meters tall and one meter wide. It was crafted by carving the entire piece of a crystallized stone1, which made it crystal clear, pure, and flawless.
According to legends, for such a high-grade crystallized stone as this, with only a small piece about the size of a fingernail, it would be enough for a normal Wu Zhe2 family to spend for a year. However, for a precious crystallized stone as precious as such to have been crafted into a mirror like this, how much must have been spent!
In the mirror there was a reflection of a man -every single detail of the man was captured; the reflection was so detailed that one could clearly see the strands of hair.
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The reflection was of a very handsome and beautiful man, with skin as white as snow and a tall, slender body, as if the man was a white jade statue.
His eyes were pitch-black as if they were the deepest night sky; his nose bridge was tall and straight; his lips were red and rich; in between his eyebrows, there was a slight trace of melancholy, which made the man extremely mysterious and beautiful.
Undoubtedly, the man was indeed a perfect and rich man. The background, body, appearance, and wealth that countless losers dreamed of were all in his possession. The man bore envy, jealousy, and hatred from many losers. He possessed a noble aura that is way beyond one’s imagination.
If a person was destined to be teleported to another world after being struck by thunder, then maybe being able to transmigrate into a tall, rich and handsome guy was probably the best treatment after all.
But for Gu Bai, the situation made him felt a bit lost.
One good and one bad news.
The bad news was the man in the mirror did indeed look absolutely handsome as hell, and things like background and the people behind him were unbelievably strong – almost perfect in every aspect. But! What if this person was none other than cannon fodder?
Gu Bai looked at the wonderful body the mirror had reflected as he fell into deep sorrow.The information of the body he had transmigrated into kept looping inside of his brain.
Name: Zi Che Shu Bai
Identity: Governor of Tian Du Cheng
Personality: Unsociable
Potential: Hun Yuan Wu Ti [3], born with the ability to be able to absorb Wu-Ki that is ionized within the atmosphere and can learn any martial arts very easily.
Relatives: Mother died early; father was the former governor of Tian Du Cheng (ps. training nerd)
Hobbies: None
Here comes the most important part.
Biography:
Became motherless after birth; ever since then, he started playing by himself.
Before he turned fifteen years old, he had always lived unsociably. The more he was forced into training, the more he became opposed to training. His father lost control of his power during training and died when he was fifteen years old. The burden of managing the entire Tian Du Cheng suddenly fell upon Zi Che Shu Bai’s shoulders. Thus, he began carrying responsibilities.
Training, training, and more training. At the age of nineteen, he had become a Wu Jun. He finally became a city governor that is worthy of the title through his own power. Although he was the city governor, he only knew to train so that he could keep the neighboring continents oppressed with his power. His subordinates began flaunting and the City Governor Palace was the only place that was normal; other places of the city were all high-handed. Zi Che Shu Bai’s authority had been overtaken by the Elders.
Even when he turned twenty years old, he had never ever laid a hand on a female. Three years later his family arranged a blind date for him. Seldom would Zi Che Shu Bai follow his sexual desires and go out. He fell in love with a beautiful lady of whom he had met near a lake at first sight, and so, he had decided to marry her.
Even though the girl was a little willful, she still treated him very well. She was the ideal wife and partner that he had often dream about.
If things were only this simple, then maybe the story would become a fairy-tale love story where an unsociable boy was rescued by a kind angel.
Unfortunately……the person he wanted to marry was the protagonist’s fiancée.
What would the ending be when a tall, rich, and handsome man gets attracted to the fiancée/woman/crush/sweetheart of a book’s protagonist? You know what’s going to happen.
Gu Bai felt like he was being shot by a gun. He put his hand on top of his chest and silently swallowed a mouthful of blood.
That’s enough, now let’s talk about this protagonist……and this novel.
The story happened on the Ling Wu continent of a world that dignifies Wushu; every human being admires Wushu. Countless special types of Wu Ki exist within this world – those who practice Wushu would absorb these Wu Ki accordingly to their needs and train with the ki to become a superior being.
Wushu practitioners have different divisions. In ascending order, they would be: Wu Zhe, Low Rank Wu Shi, High Rank Wu Shi, Wu Jun, Wu Wang, Wu Di, Wu Huang, Wu Sheng, Wu Zu, and finally Wu Zun – which has not been seen for many decades.
In this world, Wushu practitioners are exempted from being punished for murder. Wushu practitioners in high divisions have very high status. They could even start their own country and countless people would vow to serve them. They could also enjoy unlimited beauty and wealth. They are the absolute winners of life.
The most blessed human of this world was none other than the protagonist who was born in a big family [4] of a town. He was a lowly child of a mother who was the family’s slave and not the main wife. Throughout his entire childhood, he was bullied all the time – even his name was excluded from the family record.
At the age of ten, the protagonist began learning Wushu secretly. His power grew a thousand miles a day. One day, during a family gathering, the family discovered that he possessed the Dao Tian Wu Ti [5]. Since then, his status within the family was reversed, and he became arrogant and despotic. He became a High-Rank Wu Shi within a short period of time and even got a beautiful fiancée. However, the fortune didn’t last long. An enemy of the family came to cause troubles when the protagonist was eighteen. They destroyed the protagonist’s wu ti which made the protagonist fall into a muddy pond from the clouds high above. He began to suffer from countless bullying again, and at the same time, his fiancée’s family came and broke their engagement off. The protagonist fought back but all he got was humiliation. This made the protagonist’s personality skeptical and extremely cold, and he would avenge for any kind of resentment he encountered, no matter how big or how small.
Note: Because Zi Che Shu Bai was attracted to the protagonist’s fiancée and proposed marriage, that was why the fiancée’s family had canceled the marriage proposal with the protagonist so quickly and unrelenting.
…… Gu Bai silently swiped off the sweat on his forehead.
The protagonist fell off a cliff. Whilst he was suffering from pain, he awakened the special bloodline that lies within his body – the bloodline of the Tun Tian Xuan Mang! Tun Tian Xuan Mang is an ancient xenogeneic that can swallow the sky and devour the earth; its power is unlimited.
It turned out that the protagonist’s slave mother’s ancestor was one of the concubines of Tun Tian Xuan Mang; they inherited the bloodline of Tun Tian Xuan Mang. But after many years passed, the bloodline was diluted. With the Dao Tian Wu Ti that the protagonist originally had, the diluted bloodline would have been suppressed if he had continued training with the wu ti. However, when his Dao Tian Wu Ti was destroyed, the bloodline of Tun Tian Xuan Mang began consuming the remains of the wu ti and awakened its power in one go.
From that point onward, the protagonist’s status was turned over again. This time he no longer acted arrogantly, but at the same time, he started on some deep and dark scheming. He also no longer has any feeling towards his family other than to use them to obtain benefits. Then, the protagonist began his revenge. His first stop was to take a look at the man who had dared to steal his fiancée and humiliate him.
Gu Bai cried within his mind, “He didn’t really humiliate you, okay? Zi Che Shu Bai didn’t know the girl he loved had a fiancé, shuai [6]!”
The people of Tian Du Cheng were very haughty. The protagonist was wearing casual and simple clothing when he arrived at the gate of Tian Du Cheng. Because of his clothing, he got harassed and laughed at by the people at the gateway for a while. This made the protagonist, who had once suffered from bullying, furious, he ended up hating Zi Che Shu Bai completely from the bottom of his heart.
Gu Bai’s knee got the second shot, and he silently swallowed a mouthful of blood again.
Then on the day of Zi Che Shu Bai’s wedding, the protagonist showed up and devoured all the people within the hall where the ceremony was held in one breath. Fuck… a romance movie suddenly got turned into a horror movie – what the fuck! Zi Che Shu Ba even got torn into pieces before he got devoured. His Hun Yuan Wu Ti become a part of the protagonist’s blood and flesh which balanced out the consequences of devouring in such a careless manner, making him as the first solid stepping stone for the protagonist to become the king of all things.
This was the life that Zi Che Shu Bai had lived – extremely miserable and tragic. What was even scarier was that the novel was written by Gu Bai himself! Fuck, what else could be even more miserable than this? It’s definitely the author’s fault that a character with such a setting existed, but what else would be a more suitable punishment other than making the author become this tragic cannon fodder himself? And so, Gu Bai teleported and transmigrated dimensions.
Gu Bai gently rubbed his hand against his painful knee as he sat on the bed with a poker face. He began to recall the memories of the year; this was the first book he has written.
Back then, he was still a newbie that had just joined Shi Dian Wenxue Wang [7], reading books (novel) extensively with minimal experience but with big ambition. He was excited and ready to start. With his sleeves rolled up, he finished writing an outline within three days.
The outcome was that he got busted by his bestie[8] who was a member of the main site. His friend spanked his face with the plot. Words began to fall out from his mouth, one after another, “No interesting points, no eye-catching points, no woman, torturing storylines, a saint [9]”. The words turned into countless iron blades and pierced through Gu Bai. Then he smiled creepily, “Wait for your failure, you little piece of shit!”
“But I have logic!” Gu Bai roared.
His bestie’s smile became creepier as he roared back, “Logic is freaking useless!!!”.
And so, a talented and good young man who did not yet have a girlfriend, and still had a kind heart after being humiliated from head to toe, who ultimately gave up living and forgot about death to save the world by sacrificing his life to his saviour business, was changed into a cool, handsome, and wild big boss who hates everything in the world, and had succeeded in devouring everything in a psychotic way after being humiliated twice. In the end, he went further down the path of a stallion and ultimately become a calamity to the entire world. Gu Bai expressed that the pressure was huge.
Of course, after the boss/protagonist coolly, handsomely, domineeringly, and aggressively gathered girls all the way to the end of the story, he flawlessly sacrificed the entire world and abandoned all the girls before he went to break the void alone. This is what people call “Everyone dies and only I lived. There are more beautiful girls in the universe.” The protagonist left debonairly and at ease with the sleeves of his robe floating, not taking any girl and sidekick with him. The end.
Although with his bestie’s supervision and spur, Gu Bai’s “first time” didn’t make him really famous, it helped him to become a little bit more popular. Thus, he had successfully opened a bright future of becoming a stallion novel writer. Under the influence of the overflowing monthly recommendation votes, the pen name “If I am not the stallion, who is the stallion?” slowly progressed towards the honourable title of a demigod [10], and he dominated the monthly recommendation ladder with his bestie.
But just as he found out the G-spot of his readers and became much more fluent in writing, the pleasure he felt from writing was slowly fading away. The only novel that was once entrusted with his “first time”, which contained all his enthusiasm, had been sealed away into the deepest place of his memory.
If Gu Bai knew that one day he would transmigrate into this world, then he would have preferred to not become popular and to keep going against his bestie. Fuck, he would have of written a moral, smart, and healthy young man who would save the world and not a psycho!!! Fuck, the first target of that non-mainstream crazy cannibal would be the body he was possessing, ahhhhhh – spare me, please! Gui Bai embraced his head and could only see darkness ahead of him.
After a while, he stood up slowly. Fine… there would be no other bad news that would be worse than the ones he already knew, at least there was still good news.
Gu Bai starred at the mirror. The body of the perfect man in the ‘future version’ that he had imaged disappeared from the mirror and what remained was a figure of a child that was less than half of it.
The good news was that Zi Che Shu Bai was ten years old now.