Ch47 - Straight man

Revived.

Only this one word could describe how Xie Zhuxing felt at this moment.

He had been thinking a while ago: If someone had asked on Zhihu “What does it feel to be in love with an idiot,” then no doubt, he would have been the most qualified to answer. Does he finally have the qualification to answer “What does it feel to be loved by an idiot” too now?

Wang Chao was still immersed in his frustration: “I haven’t even agreed to the breakup and you’re already in a relationship with another girl. This is called cheating, don’t you feel any guilt about that?”

Xie Zhuxing countered: “Then you even said in front of my face that you were going to hook up with someone, don’t you feel any guilt about that?”

Wang Chao had already suffered multiple days of beating for that “accident”, and he could no longer bear being wronged anymore. He broke into a teary sob again as he said: “Was that not because of your attitude towards me? You wouldn’t interact with me, but when you were on a call with another girl you were grinning from ear to ear. Your daddy here has never seen someone as shameless as you.”

Xie Zhuxing replied: “Who is the shameless one between the two of us? Haven’t you been hoping for me to get married for a while? And all of sudden you are uncomfortable with me flirting with another girl.”

Shocked by his response, Wang Chao couldn’t even cry any more: “What about get married? You are going to marry Taotao?”

Xie Zhuxing replied: “I’m also waiting for you to buy us an apartment as a wedding gift.”

He said that purely to spite Wang Chao.

Why is it that the first one to realize their feelings deserves to have their heart tormented by the second one?

Since the tables have turned, come on, let’s torment each other then.

Obviously, he didn’t have any malicious intention. It was only that he had finally gotten the chance to bully this little idiot.

Yet, he didn’t expect his words to cause the little idiot to explode on the spot, at a scale that was beyond his imagination.

Wang Chao could accept if Xie Zhuxing didn’t have feelings for him, as except for his family members, nobody ever has. But he couldn’t accept that he had just confessed his feelings, Xie Zhuxing was going to get married to someone else. There was a fundamental difference between getting rejected and getting betrayed by someone he had feelings for.

His expression transformed instantly. While tears had streaked across his cheeks the previous second, a second later, he had opened his mouth to spew vicious curses at the other man: “Fuck your mom! Don’t you dare getting married!”

Xie Zhuxing: “…Don’t you dare say ‘fuck my mom’ again.”

Wang Chao spat back: “I will say it, so what! I will fuck your grandma! Both of them…Fuck! What are you doing!”

Xie Zhuxing pinned the other man down on his legs, pressed his back down with one hand, and stripped his pants with the other. Without another word, he began to spank the other man without reservation.

Wang Chao was cursing angrily at first, but not long after did he begin to cry. After cursing and crying at the same time for a short while, he no longer had the energy to curse anymore, so only his muffled sobbing remained then.

The thought of beating him up had crossed Xie Zhuxing’s mind on many occasions. Today, he had finally put it to practice, and it was even more cathartic than he had imagined before. He only stopped after his hand had begun to tingle. “Does it hurt?” He asked.

Wang Chao’s two buttcheeks had turned red from his spanking. Crying, he said: “You would know once you let me beat you up once!”

Xie Zhuxing: “Would the pain make you remember this lesson in the future? Would you ever run your mouth off at my mom again?”

Wang Chao: “…I won’t.”

When the two of them had just begun to be physical, because his position was different from how he had presumed, he had cursed too, and often those were personal attacks against Xie Zhuxing himself. He wouldn’t admit defeat even as the other man fucked his brains out; he had to spit out curses that were completely opposite of the reality. Yet, despite being rude, those curses would not be addressed to anyone else; if he had to judge, the only one that would affect anyone else is merely “fuck your ancestors.” In fact, he held natural respect toward his elders. Unless he found himself in a sudden rage, his curses would rarely mention female elders. He couldn’t bear to listen to anyone who badmouthed his mom. The reason he argued back and forth with an anti until their argument trended on social media was that the anti had implicated his mom in an attempt to smear his reputation.

Even though he understood that he was wrong for mentioning someone else’s parents in his curses, he still felt wronged. “I’ve never heard of anyone who got beaten up after they had just confessed. Where is justice? I had to have been truly blind to be attracted to as scummy of a man as you.”

Xie Zhuxing gave his ass another spank before he said: “You don’t think yourself as scummy? Who said himself that he got caught while visiting a prostitute?”

Wang Chao felt even more wronged: “I never did! My eldest brother wouldn’t listen to me. Without even an attempt at understanding the situation he had begun to beat me up. He even told me to quit the group and forbade me from going to Shanghai. I had to climb over our wall to sneak out of the house, and I even tripped and fell on the way here. What did I come here for? For you, a shameless, scummy man?”

The more he thought, the more pissed he became. He struggled to prop himself up, and without caring that he was butt-naked, he straddled Xie Zhuxing’s lap, yanked at the latter’s collar, and threatened him: “I’m going to quit the group tomorrow! I won’t ever hang out with you ever again! I will tell my brother to make your path difficult, and once you can no longer survive in the entertainment industry, I won’t even respond to you even if you beg me! Of course I won’t gift you any apartment, do you really take me as an idiot! You fucker could get married to whomever you want, and bring her to live in a crampy ol’ apartment for the rest of your life! Marrying you would be her biggest misfortune, and I hope that when you guys have a child, that child won’t even have a butthole! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!”

Xie Zhuxing: “…”

Although Wang Chao was the one threatening, he felt rather bitter himself. Every single bruise on his cheeks made him feel even more wronged, and his butt was so painful as though it had been set on fire. He wanted to cry again: this time, they are truly over, everything’s over. Even if Xie Zhuxing does have a child without a butthole, he would have that child with a woman, so what would he have anything to do with it?

Xie Zhuxing could no longer stifle his own laughter. He wrapped his arms around the other man and began to chuckle under his breath.

Wang Chao was sad and angry: “Fuck you’re laughing at! You’re getting a kick out of my humiliation, aren’t you?”

Xie Zhuxing raised his head to look at the other man and said suggestively: “You climbed over a wall to see me and even got yourself covered in mud. Wouldn’t it be a loss if you just returned like this?”

Wang Chao: “…Yes.”

Xie Zhuxing’s hand slid down and gave the flesh on his hips a suggestive squeeze.

Wang Chao suddenly understood. “Breakup sex?” He lamented.

Despite appearing utterly dejected, he took the initiative to open the zipper on Xie Zhuxing’s pants. After all, he couldn’t let go of this opportunity, who knows if he would ever get another chance at it.

Xie Zhuxing struggled with all his might to stifle his laughter.

How could there be such a little idiot? He could annoy you to death before he understood his own feelings, but once he did, he could drive you crazy with his amusing reactions.

Given this occasion, let’s do the cowgirl.

The mattress creaked and squeaked.

Wang Chao seemed displeased: “The fuck have you been laughing for?”

Xie Zhuxing chuckled: “Did you not check yourself in the mirror before you came over?”

Wang Chao knew that he wouldn’t look attractive with a swollen face. Since he hadn’t taken off his shirt, he then decided to pull up the zipper on his hoodie again.

However, Xie Zhuxing wouldn’t let him. He cradled the other man’s face and kissed him gently.

He cried again. Xiao Xie had never been this gentle towards him before. The famed “breakup sex” is truly amazing.

Afterward, the two were still in the same posture as before – hugging each other.

One was thinking that from that moment on, the two of them would be together for as long as the sky and the earth have existed.

One was thinking: fuck, this is it?

“I’m not dating Taotao,” Xie Zhuxing said.

“Mhm,” Wang Chao answered, “…Hmm?”

Xie Zhuxing had enough of teasing him. “I’m not in a relationship, that was only a company rumor,” He explained.

Wang Chao sat upright, and a “you must be fucking kidding me” expression appeared on his face.

Xie Zhuxing continued: “I really am not.”

Wang Chao was dubious: “Then why did you dance with her together?”

Xie Zhuxing replied: “Kun Ge said since you aren’t going to Shanghai, there’s a vacancy in the set, so he wanted me and her to get a performance together to fill it.”

Wang Chao: “…If it isn’t her, who were you going to marry?”

Xie Zhuxing: “I didn’t want to get married, but someone had to call me ‘hubby,’ do you think I should marry that person or not?”

While he seemed composed, his heart was beating rapidly, yet it wasn’t due to the anxiety that he had every time he had waited for Wang Chao to respond to his feelings; this time, it was due to pure exhilaration. No matter what Wang Chao said next, he only wanted to kiss, hug, and hold the latter tight.

So this is what love feels like when it’s mutual. All the disappointment and distress were worth it.

The empty-headed Wang Chao still couldn’t connect the dots. “Which fucker is that shameless?” He dissed out of jealousy.

Xie Zhuxing was amused: “Think again, who has called me that?”

Wang Chao: “…Me? You’re talking about me?”

Xie Zhuxing smiled at him.

Wang Chao was stunned. What does this mean? What does Xiao Xie mean? What the hell does this mean?

Xie Zhuxing took the roundabout path and said: “You aren’t willing? Then nevermind.”

Wang Chao fretted: “What do you mean, ‘I’m unwilling’!”

Xie Zhuxing then seriously asked again: “Then are you willing, or are you not?”

Wang Chao softened his tone: “…No, what do you exactly mean?”

Even at this point, he was still rather silly. Whenever he behaved this way before, Xie Zhuxing would have wanted to beat him up. But not at this moment. His silly reactions were so cute, so much so that he wanted to fuck him a hundred times more.

It wasn’t that Wang Chao really didn’t understand. He just couldn’t believe it.

That Xiao Xie would have feelings for him. This fact was more shocking to him than the fact that he had developed feelings for Xiao Xie.

Why would anyone have feelings for him? He was so annoying. Apart from being decently handsome, he had no other strengths. He was stupid, he lacked discipline, and he had a nasty attitude. Lazy, greedy, and silly – he was all of them and more. Only his parents and brothers in the whole world had shown him a sliver of affection, and that was because they were related to him by blood.

He asked incredulously: “You like me?”

The curve of Xie Zhuxing’s lips began to carry a hint of uncontainable shyness. He replied softly: “I do.”

Wang Chao’s eyes widened: “Are you blind? What’s there to like about me?”

Xie Zhuxing: “…Then consider me blind.”

Wang Chao was dissatisfied. He grabbed the other man’s collar and asked: “You really do like me?”

Xie Zhuxing nodded. His face relaxed into a pool of gentleness.

Wang Chao licked his lips and gulped down his saliva. This was as if a prized treasure had fallen from the sky, or as if a hundred million dollars appeared on his path during a stroll – how did he come upon such a fortune?

He then asked again: “What do you like about me?”

This type of question can not be answered with one or a few sentences. Thus, Xie Zhuxing countered: “Then what do you like about me?”

Wang Chao said matter-of-factly: “You’re such a kind person, who wouldn’t like you?”

Xie Zhuxing said: “Then why does no one else seduce me? Only your horny ass come to me everyday and try to do it.”

Wang Chao frowned: “Fuck off, when did your daddy here try to seduce you, your daddy here is a straight man.”

Xie Zhuxing taunted him: “I’ve never seen any straight man get wetter than a snowman.”

Wang Chao: “…Do you like me because you enjoy fucking me?”

Xie Zhuxing admitted defeat. “You idiot, I was straight. If I didn’t like you, would I have wanted to fuck you?” He said.

Wang Chao finally understood it a bit better. He grinned from ear to ear and taunted his back: “Other straight men would fuck snowmen when they get drunk, you fucker call yourself a straight man? Don’t you feel shameless?”

The two shameless straight men gave each other a self-righteous kiss on the lips.

The real straight man next door, Mr. Zhao Zhengyi, was very worried about his roommate getting into a fight with his roommate’s captain. Since he heard that Wang Chao had a bad temper, he couldn’t persuade him directly. Concerned, he pressed his ears against the wall. He vaguely heard cursing, followed by crying, and even some random clapping sounds from the other side. What’s going on over there?