Chapter 2 - What to Do, My Counsellor Thinks I Had Sex With My Roommate in Public
Without a conclusion and the topic dying down, Xiao Nian remained College A’s new male god. Stylish and pretty female students could be seen surrounding him trying to flirt, but Xiao Nian continued on without a change in his expression, ignoring everyone. This caused Wei Ru Song to be very anxious.
“Junior, can you do something?!”
“What can I do?”
“Can you at least greet someone? Striding around like that, do you know what people are saying about you? They’re saying that with the way you’re ignoring all the beauties, there can only be 2 reasons. One is that you’re a monk, the other is that you’re gay.”
“They only think that because they already have that mindset.” Xiao Nian said unconcernedly. “It’ll be fine if you don’t bother with them.”
“I’m concerned about you!”
Wei Ru Song felt that Xiao Nian was very big-hearted, this might be because he had already witnessed such situations because of his celebrity mother and rich father since young, but Wei Ru Song had never experienced this before! He had lived as a pure and innocent virgin for 20 years, where even holding hands with someone would cause him to feel restless, not to even mention kissing. He may not be a shining example of a muscular masculine man, but he was still as straight as a telephone pole, to the point where if standing outdoors in a thunderstorm could lead him to getting strike by lightning.
At College A, there would always be sudden rainstorms along with the change in season. Xiao Nian tended to be a little careless and would always forget to bring an umbrella, and it was always Wei Ru Song nagging like a mother to remind him. Wei Ru Song did not have any classes on Friday mornings, and therefore it was always Xiao Nian with a full schedule of classes that delivered the takeout food to him. This was the only day that Wei Ru Song could sleep in comfortably, but who would have thought that this sleep would invite trouble.
Wei Ru Song finally woke up around noon due to hunger. Seeing the heavy rain outside the window, he looked at the clock. It was nearly 1pm, Xiao Nian must have been stuck somewhere due to the rain.
College A was situated halfway up a mountain, its brochure also highlighted that it was an ecological campus, but because of the way the school compound was constructed the campus would always flood when it rained. Apparently someone had actually died a few years back, the school then planted some bushes as prevention. Wei Ru Song quickly called Xiao Nian.
“Hey Junior, how’s your situation?”
“You’re finally awake, I’m stuck at the cafeteria.”
“Ugh you didn’t bring an umbrella?”
“Forgot.”
“I’ve already reminded you everyday and yet you still forget, why are you like that?” Wei Ru Song complained, but he had also quickly started dressing. “Which cafeteria are you at, I’ll bring you an umbrella.”
“No need, you’re not afraid of getting seen by others?”
“What’s there to see?” Wei Ru Song had nearly forgotten the incident, and could only laugh while crying, “Fuck, at this time you still remember that situation, we’re both straight guys, which cafeteria are you at?”
“I’m at Super Delicious.”
“Don’t go to Super Delicious, out of all the cafeterias Super Delicious has the worst-tasting food.”
“Ok.”
Coincidentally, just as Wei Ru Song was on the way to the cafeteria, the heavy rain had slowed down to a drizzle, no longer requiring an umbrella.
“Are you fucking serious…”
Wei Ru Song thought, since he had already left, he would just pass Xiao Nian the umbrella and go eat at the cafeteria by himself. However, halfway there he came face to face with Xiao Nian.
“Senior.”
“Junior.”
“I saw that the rain wasn’t as heavy, so I came back by myself.”
“Yeah no problem, then I’ll go to the cafeteria for lunch now.”
Passing Xiao Nian the umbrella, Wei Ru Song took a step forward, only to find himself stepping into a puddle.
“Fuck!”
Wei Ru Song lifted his foot, with the slippery floor due to the rain, he could not hold his balance and fell down the slope. Xiao Nian’s blank face for once had an alarmed expression.
“Senior!”
Xiao Nian also slid down the slope.
Zhou Bin saw that the rain was finally only a drizzle, and knowing that the cafeteria was no longer crowded, he left for lunch. Passing the slope he heard sound coming from the bushes at the bottom of the slope, it sounded like people were talking. During this rainy day, who could be there? Zhou Bin doubtfully took a glance and saw a pair of legs sticking out of the bushes.
“Ah… ah! It hurts… oww!”
“Lightly, lightly! It’s going to break!”
“Is it really so painful.”
“Fuck! If you don’t believe you can try it yourself… Ow!”
“It’s going to be fine, don’t be anxious.”
“Ah ah!”
Fuck this was obviously the voices of 2 males, and 1 of them happened to be quite familiar? Zhou Bin felt like he heard it somewhere before.
“Wei Ru Son, do you have to be so dramatic?”
“Oww… Don’t touch my waist ah!”
Zhou Bin was startled. What? Were they really shamelessly fucking in public? Zhou Bin was about to call them to stop, but he also did not know who would be more awkward in this situation, and decided to talk to Wei Ru Song privately. He could only shake his head and walk away.
Wei Ru Song could only cry loudly in pain.
“Ah my precious legs ah…”
“It’s really only a big abrasion,” Xiao Nian wiped the raindrops off his face, “I’ll carry you back.”
On Monday Wei Ru Song returned with an unhappy look upon his face. Xiao Nian just happened to not be on his computer playing games, and immediately noticed his depression.
“What happened?”
“Fuck that stupid counsellor looked for me, and said that my public sex incident a couple of days ago was immoral? Fuck what public sex! I showed him my abrasion and he still didn’t believe me! Said I was talking nonsense, how could it be that a guy like me could cry over such a small injury. Fuck my body can’t be sensitive to pain ah?! I was fucking raised like a prince in my family!”
As such the rumour that Wei Ru Song and Xiao Nian had something going on between them was considered confirmed, with the counsellor as an eyewitness, this could be considered breaking news!
The counsellor caught Wei Ru Song and Xiao Nian having sex in the bushes at the bottom of the slope!