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Ever since people started calling him Emperor, Kaburagiâs popularity rose again. Because of his achievements during the cavalry battle, it seems that his adherents amongst the boys have gone up. Particularly amongst the underclassmen. Amongst all the clamour, apparently the boys who served as The Emperorâs Horse were boasting about doing so. I canât say I understand how they feel, but as long as the people themselves are happy, then itâs fine I guess. Emperorâs fame wasnât contained to the primary school section either. Apparently the stories went as far as the middle school, and I got a mail from Aira-sama reading âApparently Masaya is being called âEmperorâ now, isnât he.â. When particularly excited kids called him âEmperorâ to his face though, he would look at them with an icy gaze. So in the end, everybody had a tacit agreement that âEmperorâ would just be an informal nickname, and would never be used in front of him. I think Emperor made the right choice. If he got on board with it like âI am the Emperor!â then it would definitely turn into dark history and the source of future cringing. Just to be safe, I mailed Aira-sama with âIt appears that the person himself has not authorised the nickname, so please take care.â.
But man, to think that the nickname âEmperorâ actually came from Napoleon. As the fake Rococo Queen, he really has terrible compatibility with me. In ăyou are my dolceă he had always been called Emperor like it was natural, so I never really paid it much mind. I thought for sure that it was because he ruled over the school like a monarch. But to think that it was an old nickname from primary school. And whatâs more, the reason it came about was a childrenâs cavalry battle⊠If it got explained to you once he was already an adult, wouldnât it sound pretty stupid? Upfffpftt-! Incidentally, I should note that my Drill Hair nickname is completely unauthorised. Rather than a nickname, thatâs more like an insult after all.
*imouto*
Anyhow, unrelated to my personal opinions on it, the girls around me were completely in love with the âEmperorâ nickname.
âIsnât it truly a fitting nickname for Kaburagi-sama?â
âTo our class, he was like a conquering hero from the legends~â
âHe was so cool during the cavalry battle~â
âHahh~ Emperor is so dreamyâŠâ
A refreshing breeze blew in from the window. Autumn really is the most relaxing season~ With my tummy also filled with food from lunch, Iâm starting to feel sleepy.
âDonât you think so too, Reika-sama?â
âEh-?â
Think what? Er, I wasnât listening at all.
âReika-sama, you also think that Emperor is cool, donât you?â
âY-, Yes, well, yes.â
Canât go against the majority.
âI knew it~â
All the girls around me nodded in agreement. All of them like the same people, after all.
âI think Reika-sama would be well-matched with Emperor.â
Hah?
âRight. Itâs frustrating, but if it was Reika-sama, I could accept it.â
âIf some normal girl was paired with Emperor I definitely wouldnât allow it, but Reika-sama has both the pedigree and refinement worthy of him.â
âBut I still donât want Kaburagi-sama to belong to anybody yet~â
âIf itâs Reika-sama, Iâll definitely cheer for her.â
âRight. Reika-sama, try your best!â
âŠHang on there. Whatâs with this sudden development? To begin with, Kaburagi has Yurie-sama. Although itâs completely one-sided on his partâŠ
âEveryone, are you not misunderstanding something?â
âMy, what would that be?â
âI do not particularly desire to date Kaburagi-sama or anything as amazing as that. In the end, these are simply feelings of admiration. I would never dream of such a thing.â
Seriously, please stop with this! Itâs a matter of life and death for me, okay!?
âBut, donât you like Emperor too?â
âIt is admiration. Simple admiration. Something quite different from love.â
The girls tilted their heads in confusion.
âThen, Enjou-sama? You were together in the executive committee, werenât you?â
âMy, so Reika-sama was actually in Team Enjou-sama. Oh my, youâre my rival then. But he really is so gentle and dreamy, isnât he~ The other day when we bumped into each other, he asked me if I was okay and then smiled at me!â
âHey, are you sure you didnât bump into him on purpose?â
âI didnât~!â
Sorry for breaking it to you while youâre all happy and stuff, but thatâs also a misunderstanding!
âI do not hold any special feelings towards Enjou-sama. Although, naturally I admire him as you all do.â
âMy, is that the case?â
âThat is so.â
Need to say it clearly here.
âThen, just who on earth do you like, Reika-sama?â
âEh- âŠnobody in particular.â
âReika-sama, you donât like anybody?â
âWell, no.â
âNobody at all?â
âI do not think so, no.â
âNever ever?â
âThus far, I do not suppose there has not been anybody like that, no.â
Yeah, my first love is still to come.
Everybodyâs eyes turned pitying.
âSo Reika-sama was actually still a childâŠâ
GAAHHHâŠ!! OTL I got called a child by a child! What is this silent damage that Iâm takingâŠ?
I mean, there havenât been any princes on white horses yet, so it canât be helped, right!? My ideal is a calm, dreamy, gentle person whoâll laugh and forgive my selfishness. Overbearing types like Emperor from the manga are great for screaming âKyaaa! Emperor, so dreamy~~â when itâs just a manga, but in real life he just causes you trouble. I mean, come on. Barging in uninvited to the house of the girl you like? Who on earth does that. You just cause huge trouble for their family, or the neighbourhood, you know. And confessing in the middle of a crowded road? Mannn, no way, no way. Being forgiven for everything you do because youâre a hot guy? Thatâs only the case in manga. At least in my opinion. And so, in that sense, a logical and gentle person is best, hey? Where can I find my ideal man, I wonder~ Huh? Isnât he sitting at my house studying for his exams?
What do I do. Could it be that I really am a brocon�
*imouto*
Later after school, I, Reika the child, was called to the staff room.
âKisshouin-san, could you join the executive committee for the Learning Presentation?â
âI decline.â
That thing is even harder than the Athletics Meet. Just who on earth would say yes. Iâve retired from being an odd jobs master. Even if you flatter or soothe me, Iâm definitely refusing. The tears of an old guy wonât move my heart at all.
*imouto*
Ever since my experiences during the Athletics Meet, I gained the courage to refuse.