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On the day of the Athletics Meet, I went around with the teachers greeting the guests, so things were busy from the very start. I get the feeling that the teachers completely used my name as a proud Pivoine and Kisshouin clan member. And I think it was the same for Enjou who was standing next to me.
Immediately after that, I returned to the executive tent to be stationed as the person in charge of announcements. I had thought that people in the broadcasting committee would be doing this, but theyâre in charge of the music for the event, and donât have a mic. The role of announcer is passed to whoever isnât participating in a current event. People who arenât good at the more ostentatious roles take a role in the background. Of course, I wanted to work behind the scenes as well. Iâve got stage fright, so when I was doing announcements my voice was totally trembling. After checking that there wasnât any misprint in the programmes and manuscript, I handed it over to an announcer. Besides that, I also did the boring job of moving the point flags for the relays. It looks like Iâll get a lot of use out of the sunscreen that Okaasama plastered me with.
*imouto*
I carried out the odd jobs that the teachers assigned me, and then returned to the tent to finally have a breather. While drinking cold tea, I watched the obstacle relay in a daze. As youâd expect, they donât have bread eating competitions in this school, huh~ Even though I wouldâve totally gone if they had anpan.
âYouâve done a great job, Kisshouin-san.â
A teacher called out to me.
âYou think so? Thank you very much.â
âYouâve been working all morning, right? In the afternoon, leave it to others, and rest a little. Which events are you participating in?â
âThe borrowing race.â
I thought that it was a pretty safe game to enter, since it was more reliant on luck than physical ability. Also I entered the dance, and the foot race, and the ball toss. Iâm sure not looking forward to the race~ At least let me get into the top three somehow.
It was time for the borrowing race now, so I returned to my class.
Itâd be great if I didnât get some weird item. Just glasses or something would be good. Just to be safe, I looked over the guests to see who had what items. At the very least, I donât want to show something shameful like panic.
The other kids who were entering said things like âLetâs do our best, okay?â to cheer each other up. Uuu, my heart is pounding.
The borrowing race began, and the participants all ran this way and that to look for their items and people after drawing their cards. Please let me draw something simple! My turn came up, and what I drew was âa fast-running friendâ.
Who the heck is that?
Faster than my head could turn, my body ended up moving. Thereâs only one friend I know that runs fast.
âAkizawa-kun! Come with me!â
I pulled on the arm of the surprised Akizawa-kun and aimed for the goal. Although he didnât seem to know what was going on, he ran with me. The boys who had been with Akizawa-kun were making a fuss. Donât misunderstand, damnit.
When I reached the goal and handed the paper over to the attendants, they read it aloud. As I recall, Akizawa-kun was in the baton relays. It looks like I somehow managed to contribute to my class.
âA fast-running friend, huh~? I sure was surprised.â
âMn, sorry about that.â
He was the only one I could think of! If it was âfast-running personâ and not âfast-running friendâ, then I might have found a number of people though.
âEveryone might get angry at me for helping another class.â
As he said that, Akizawa-kun smiled. I might have gotten him wrapped up in something troublesome. Iâm reflecting.
âIf anybody says anything like that, please do tell me. I shall deal with it.â
âItâs fine, itâs fine.â
After that, while I was standing at the goal, somebody came to get me. A boy from some other class pulled me and had me run. Iâm the item? We ran to the drawing spot once, and then back to the goal. What they announced when we reached there was âa girl with a ribbon in their hairâ. Thank goodness. It wasnât âa girl with drill hairâ.
Because many of the slips this time had things related to people, there werenât any particular rumours about Akizawa-kun. I was wondering if I had made trouble for him, so I was relieved to hear that. Incidentally, a slip that read âperson you likeâ appeared, and a girl was reckless enough to call out to Kaburagi, resulting in a splendid rejection. Donât try the impossible.
*imouto*
In the afternoon was more work in the tent. Now that I had the knack of it, it was easier than in the morning. Right now I was sitting on a metal folding chair, and watching the events.
Besides the baton relays, there was also the main event of the Athletics Meet; the cavalry battle with the Year 5 and 6 boys. The classes were broken into two teams, and would snatch at each otherâs headbands. Boys from my class also formed horseback units and participated, but people said there was a favourite team this year. Kaburagiâs. Naturally he was the rider. Thereâs no way that guy would be a horse. Kikuno-chan who shared a class with him had told us excitedly, âWith this, the cavalry battle will be our classâ win!â. Even though he would probably just fall off right away and get laughed at.
I was a fool for thinking that. The moment the start signal rang, Kaburagi freely moved about on his horse, and snatched headband after headband. There were units that resolutely faced him down, but they would be rammed, have their arms twisted by Kaburagi, and sent tumbling from their horse free of their headbands. Honestly, it was just too huge a difference in power. I bet you lot practised heaps, to play Kaburagiâs horse so perfectly. From their point of view, theyâd make heaps of enemies if they let Kaburagi fall, so Iâll bet they practised like their lives depended on it. For those units that ran away scared, the Kaburagi Unit would hunt them down from behind. It was like the hunt of a carnivore. Iâll bet they were scared. Before long at all, the units from my class were done. No, no, I think you guys put up a pretty brave fight.
âAa~ah, Masaya has no mercy at all, does he.â
Enjou smiled wryly from his seat behind me. Yeah, absolutely no mercy at all.
In the end, only the Kaburagi Unit was left, and they seized a complete victory.
*imouto*
*imouto*
Later on, somebody would compare his gallantry in this battle to the legendary Napoleon, and eventually that turned into an Emperor. It was the start that would cause Kaburagi to gain his famous nickname.