Ai Changhuan almost couldn’t refrain herself from having a fight with Lu Zhanke. Why, because he really didn’t know the right way to chat with others!
Feeling the “want-to-kill-you” eyesight launched by Ai Changhuan, Lu Zhanke finally closed his mouth silently, his eyes falling on a bag next to him, and he picked it up, then took a look at it, “What’s this?”
Ai Chang suddenly blushed, at the moment, feeling shy. She pretended to drink some water, then went back to the kitchen and said, “Wh … what?”
Lu Zhanke opened it, only to find a suit of men’s casual wear.
There was only one man in this family, therefore, was there any possibility that these clothes were for him?
Lu Zhanke was overjoyed. However, he was about to try it on when he suddenly remembered that there was another man except him, that was Du Yucheng.
Was it for Du Yucheng?
Though he felt elated, he suddenly cooled down, loosening his grip, and the bag fell on the sofa.
Noticing the outside was deadly still, Ai Changhuan felt strange somehow, so she hesitated a while, then walked out.
Seeing Lu Zhanke sitting on the sofa and staring at the suit in a daze, she could not help but be perturbed. After hesitating, she asked carefully, “How’s going? Don’t you like it? I just bought it randomly, thinking that you must look smart when you wear it. It must be great. Sorry, I forgot to ask your preferences…”
“Huh?” All of a sudden, Lu Zhanke reacted. And after a few seconds he asked, “You mean, it is for me? ”
Ai Changhuan was surprised at his questioning, “Is it possible for me to buy it for myself?”
“No, I thought …” There was a complex look on Lu Zhanke’s face.
Although Ai Changhuan had always been stupid and careless, at this critical moment, she sensed the real intention of Lu Zhanke, and her expression suddenly altered, “So, actually you thought … Well, the suit is not yours anymore. ”
She was about to rush up and grab the clothes back.
Lu Zhanke wasn’t prepared. The suit was really snatched back by Ai Changhuan. He learned that he had misunderstood her, knowing something had gone terribly wrong. He jumped up and tried to grab his clothes back, “No, I really didn’t think so. The first time I saw this suit, I knew it was for me. I am so happy! And you can’t take them away. ”
Ai Changhuan was angry, refusing to give the suit to him, “Don’t say that. Obviously, you did think so. OK, considering your happiness, I will keep this suit myself and never give it to you.”
“What are you doing with it? You can’t wear it. Just give it to me.” Lu Zhanke kept walking around Ai Changhuan, but Ai Changhuan hid it behind. It was not easy for him to snatch it.
Had he known this awkward situation he wouldn’t have said that. Sure enough, more words mean less.
“I can send it to my grandfather!” Ai Changhuan was trying to ward off him. They ran about in the room like eagles after chickens.
“How can your grandfather wear such trendy clothes? This is for me, especially for the handsome guy like me…” He didn’t forget to be narcissistic during the quarrel.
Ai Changhuan was so angry and speechless, “Then I can give it to others or I can throw it away. I can do everything to it except giving it to you.”
This was a bit harsh, and Lu Zhanke was also anxious. Regardless of Ai Changhuan’s anger, he rushed up and then pressed Ai Changhuan on the sofa, controlling her with his body to let her stop, “I’m wrong, I’m wrong. Dear, it’s all my fault. Please don’t get angry.”
It’s too late to admit it!
Ai Changhuan was furious, “You snob! Get up! ”
“I will get up when you’re not angry.” Lu Zhanke simply acted like a rogue.
“You!” Ai Changhuan turned her head in anger and didn’t looked at him.
Lu Zhanke hurriedly said, “Dear, Chang Huan, I’m sorry. It’s because the happiness came so suddenly, so I can’t believe it … But when I touched it, it’s occurred to me that this was the present that you gave me. I’ve been excited for a long time. I swear, what I say is true. ”
Ai Changhuan closed her eyes and pretended not to listen.
Lu Zhanke had no choice but to continue to put down his humility and beg for her forgiveness, “Chang Huan, knowing that I am staying in your heart, I’m really happy. Really, please don’t get angry. How about punishing me? You can let me do anything. I definitely don’t bargain. ”
Ai Changhuan was angry, thinking only how she could bully him. When she heard that, she turned her face and looked at him, “Really? No matter how I punish you, you are willing to accept it?”
Lu Zhanke immediately seized the opportunity to present his attitude, “Of course. I absolutely accept.”
“Well, I punish you by ordering you to return the suit.” Ai Changhuan said.
Lu Zhanke was stunned immediately, and this clearly showed that Ai Changhuan was still angry.
He said bitterly, “I promise you everything except your taking the suit back.”
“Well …” Ai sneered, “What about streaking?”
“Uh …” Lu Zhanke didn’t expect Ai to make such a request and he immediately stuttered. “This, this, this is not very good. What if I scare other people? After all, there are still women and kids living here. I can’t do this kind of detrimental thing. Instead of that, how about streaking around in the room? I promise to be naked, shall I?”
“What a hooligan!” Ai Changhuan felt that his attitude was wrong. Not only did he not want to actively seek her forgiveness, but he also tried to shift the focus of the problem, which was more serious than refusing to admit his mistakes. Therefore, she looked cold. “Can’t you get up? I’m getting angrier if you don’t get up.”
” I will get up as long as you are not angry.”
“I say, I will be angrier if you still don’t get up.”
“Once someone is angry, he will grow older very quickly. Changhuan, you should think more about yourself.”
“You!” Ai Chang was so anxious that she opened her mouth and bit his shoulder fiercely. She really wanted to silence this stinky hooligan and to see if he dared to talk nonsense anymore.
Lu Zhanke looked indifferent. Ai Changhuan’s deed was just like tickling him. But in order to work off her anger, he hummed two times, pretending to hint that he was in pain.
When Ai Changhuan bit his shoulder, she already regretted it. Because his muscles were so strong, she felt like biting on a steel plate. Lu Zhanke was fine, while her teeth were almost broken.
“You get up!” Ai Changhuan pushed Lu Zhanke down from her, and hurried upstairs, then locked the door immediately as she entered the bedroom.
“Changhuan, what are you doing? Open the door, shall we talk?”
“Lu Zhanke, you will always sleep in the study!”
“Ah … Chang Huan …” Lu Zhanke looked at the closed door and felt very remorseful. This was the first time Ai Changhuan had given her a present. It should have been a romantic and wonderful night, but just because of his unthinking remark, he broke it all.
But love was like this, full of uncertainty, full of troubles, and full of bitter sweetness.
He was so annoyed that he went silently to the study, then turned on the computer, and typed a line on the Baidu webpage,” How to comfort the angry wife?”
Within seconds, hundreds of pages of answers came out instantly. Lu Zhanke clicked on the top one because that headline was eye-catching.
“Ninety-nine ways to comfort your wife, there should be a useful one among these methods.” Lu Zhanke clicked it with confidence, going through them one by one.
The first method was to learn the sounds of cats, dogs and sheep. It said that as long as you could make your wife happy, it would be nothing to learn such ridiculous things.
Lu Zhanke vetoed it immediately. He definitely couldn’t do such shameful things.
The second method was to cook a delicious dinner for her personally.
This was quite feasible. Ai Changhuan liked to eat so much that she would forgive him for this consideration. OK, he kept it for the time being.
The third method was to kneel in front of your wife like a servant and beg her for forgiveness.
“Gold is under the boys’ knees! Abandon it!”
He browsed a dozen more, but the more he looked, the more unreliable it would be. Lu Zhanke simply closed the website and chose the second one directly. He was going to cook her favorite dishes for Ai Changhuan.
In order to please Ai Changhuan, Lu Zhanke really used all his cooking skills. He not only carefully selected the materials, but also worked very hard and concentrated on it, because he didn’t dare to be careless.
The happiness of his rest life was bet on this dinner.
After he worked in the kitchen for more than half an hour, three dishes and one soup were finally served, including the Boiled Fish with Pickled Cabbage and Chili which Ai Changhuan praised at the last meal, and the double cooked pork slices, followed by oiled lettuce and Crucian and Bean Curd Soup.
After preparing the meal, Lu Zhanke went upstairs and called Ai Changhuan, “Chang Huan, time to eat.”
“…” It was tranquil inside the door.
“I cooked your favorite dishes. Would you like to take a look?”
“…” No one responded.
Lu Zhanke scratched his head. Was she asleep or was she so angry that she even didn’t want to have dinner?
Thinking for a while, Lu Zhanke coughed once, then raised his voice and said, “So, you know what? If you don’t come out, I’ll throw away all your snacks. Whether you go out or not?”
“…” Still no answer.
Lu Zhanke thought it was time to speak something hard. He turned around and walked down, and deliberately continued to say loudly, ” It’s even better that you don’t answer me. I’m worried that I can’t find a reason to throw those junk food out.”
In order to prove that what he said was true, he also deliberately stepped on the floor as if he really went downstairs and threw away something.
In the room, Ai Changhuan didn’t fall asleep. She was getting angry, thinking that no matter what kind of fine words that Lu Zhanke said, she would not forgive him. But in the end, he said nothing, turned around and left.
She was angry again in the room. When she repeated the sentence “Lu Zhanke is a bastard” 318 times, Lu Zhanke came back again, saying that it was time to eat.