Takane Makoto came up to me during bathroom break with a mysterious look on his face.
âThat Iâm not really human?â
âWhat the hell? Thatâs not what Iâm talking about.â
Makoto was trying to communicate by moving his hands in a jerky way. Or it seems that heâs trying hard to twist something out. If he was going to leak, why not hurry up? Or was it a habit?
âWhy are you so unhappy? Youâre a pre-spawn sea turtle, arenât you?â
âHey, Sui, are you seeing anyone right now?â
Makoto said in a whisper.
âUnfortunately, the seat next to me is empty.â
âThatâs right, isnât it!â
[T/N: Something seems familiarâŚ.]
I let out a breath of relief. I thought that this guy might have been interested in me. Sorry, but I donât have a thing for gay people.
âIâm so happy that I donât have a girlfriend. Donât worry, Iâll be single forever. I asked my sister for the Sakaki genes. When I asked her that, she hit me about 10 times, but I think the safety of the Sakaki gene was secured.â
âThatâs not what I meant! There was a rumor going around that Sui was going out with Hiwa. I couldnât believe that Hiwa was going out with a weirdo like Sui.â
I had roughly expected it to be something like that, but I didnât know to what extent. I realized the horror of rumors.
You canât be too careful because sometimes rumors could became fact. Iâm afraid that those who hear the rumors will pass them on as ârealityâ. And that theyâll branch out and eventually turn into chaos.
âArina and I, huh? Do you know the source of these rumors?â
âItâs just a rumor, I donât know the details. Youâre not really dating, are you?â
âWeâre not. Iâve only spoken to her recently. If weâre going to be suspected of being in a relationship because of that, weâre going to get married the moment I touch her.â
âI wonder⌠I was impatient. I was worried that Sui was lost.â
Surprisingly, Makoto seemed to be taking it seriously. I think he cared about me because he once confessed to Arina in the past and got depressed.
Iâm sure someone who witnessed the tennis match and the walk to the school gates spread the rumors. Itâs not particularly damaging to me, but Iâm sure Arina would be furious, saying,
âWhy would I go out with a guy who looks like he came from a sewer? You wanna be erased? Then why donât you throw dynamite at the White House? If I was going out with that, Iâd rather kiss the larvae of a canabun. If you spread anymore rumors, youâll be cold in bed tomorrow morning.â [T/N: Search up âcanabun larvaeâ if you want, but youâll probably be fine without it.]
Iâm scared of that.
I donât want to pass away before turning 20 years old. Iâm getting anxious, and I thought about checking out Arinaâs class, but the bathroom break was coming to an end.
âOkay. Thanks, Makoto.â
âIâm glad Iâm not too lateâŚâ
It was probably close to being too late already, so I decided to let fate take itâs course. The next class was political science. Letâs learn politics and change my destiny. One man can change the world. Che Guevara, the revolutionary, had done it. I should be able to change the thoughts of one girl.
[T/N:Â https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara]
I couldnât concentrate on the class from beginning to end.
I kept feeling unknown vibrations from the class next to me with my sixth sense. I was surprised that I had an organ that could sense it, but I was in awe of the strength of Arinaâs grudge. Well, although itâs all a conjecture.
Thatâs why I decided to go take a peek.
Sure enough, as soon as I stepped out into the hallway, I heard âSee. That guy, heâs the one.â and I could see girls huddled together, glancing at me. I waked past them with a casual expression and peeked out from the hallway as the door to the next class was fully open.
Then, there was one student who stared at me with a horrible expression. I donât know if sheâs got a GPS on me, but she found me in an instant. Although Arina didnât get up from her seat, she didnât even look at the paperback book she had in her hand, and she was killing me with her glare.
I didnât want to die, so I decided to leave.
But when I turned around, I saw Shirona standing there. She was staring at me with an upward glance.
âWhatâs up?â
âNo. Un.â
Shirona turned away and walked into the classroom. This was going to be a mess.
The chime that signaled the end of class echoed through the school and the student let out a mouthful of words, âItâs over!â
I walked out into the hallway to grab a broom from the locker to start cleaning. Then I turned around to go back to the classroom and saw Arina approaching me, also holding a broom. Her long hair was tied up and hanging from her left shoulder, and she clutched her broom in her right hand like a weapon.
I went straight to the classroom door and put my right foot out to close the distance of five meters. Analyzing the speed at which Arina was walking, the door intersected with it.
I could clearly hear the sound of mine and Arinaâs shoes. Our eyes met and sparks flew in the air. This girl is going to kill me. Sheâs got the eyes of a hunter.
I stopped after two steps. Arina stopped in response, as well. We stared at each other. The students who were passing by looked at us curiously. Of course they did. I held the broom in front of my chest since I could be attacked at any moment, while Arina stood upright, hiding it behind her back.
A war was about to break out.
I remembered the nostalgic scent of war.
I put my finger on the trigger and catch the enemyâs face on the top of the shining star. If you squeeze it once, the god of steel will roar with a hammer and the spouted shell will shine like diamond dust and fall on the ground.
Ahh⌠close your eyes â close your eyes. Can you hear me? The sound of tanks shaking the earth and brave soldiers kicking at the ground with their feet. Do you remember the humiliation of hiding in the trenches and crawling like a mud dragon to avoid the bullets rampaging above your head? Do you still have your family photo, obscured by dirt and blood? When the enemy battalion destroys you, and the enemy passes by, you just bury your face in the mud, pretending to be dead to live, and the insects that cling to your face as if to mock you. Are these images still seared into your brain?
âArina. Take it easy.â
I spoke to her in my usual tone, trying to break the tension. But Arinaâs face didnât budge. Was she a âthinkerâ?
Neither of us moved. And as if numbed by the fact that neither of us were moving, Arina relaxed her shoulders and started walking as if I had never existed before.
Thank God. Just as I thought that, I felt a sharp pain in my left shin, and I reflexively groaned. âGeezâ. I thought I had broken it. Arina turned down the hallway and disappeared. It looked like she slashed the broom at the last second. You kunoichi. [T/N: Kunoichi = Female Ninja]
I was in the middle of coming up with a name that would fit nicely in the âex-staff roomâ when the door opened with a thumping noise. I wondered if the dam had broken.
Here comes Arina.
âHey. How are you doing?â
I raised my hand and tried to be friendly. I was trying to create a brighter atmosphere, since there was a contentious atmosphere.
However, trampling on the challenge, Arina started reading again. Are her ears a decoration?
I was thinking of going to visit the soft tennis club again today. But it was raining hard, so they wouldnât be playing outside. The wrinkles between Arinaâs eyebrows were as big as the Grand Canyon, perhaps because of the rain.
âWhat are you looking at? I hope you drown in oil.â
âDonât bite like that. If you were softer, youâd be perfect. Why not do that?â
She ignored my question and kept reading. Sheâs a book addict.
âFrom today, can this room simply be called âclub roomâ? âEx-Staff roomâ is too long.â
âItâs funny how this is a club activity.â
âWell, itâs not a club activity. So what else is there to do?â
âIsnât it fine?â
âWow, thatâs awful. I donât accept low quality stuff.â
I joked. but Arina didnât get it, and switched to a death-like blank look in her eyes. She should at least be ashamed of herself.
âWhat about Rose Garden? I donât know if you know this, but people say youâre a âroseâ.â
âI see.â
âBecause you have good looks, but if you try to touch them, theyâll stab you.â
âI see.â
âI donât like the look of it.â
âI see.â
God forbid the phrase âI seeâ be used.
âWhat is this Rose Garden, a gang?â
âIt might be trouble for a pair. Itâs kind of what youâre here for. Thatâs why itâs a rose. You should be grateful that Akakusa-sensei prepared it for you. Thatâs the pointââ
My phone rang. Itâs from Makoto.
I answer the phone.
âItâs Sui.â
âItâs suddenly bad! Are you at school right now?â
âI am.â
âHelp me! Can you come to the gym right now?â
âWell, thatâs pretty sudden. Whatâs going on? If itâs terrorism, call SAT. If the SATs donât work, try the Central Readiness Group Special Operations Group. Or is this going to be solved by a homecoming crew going there first?â
âThe tennis club and the badminton club are fighting over the gym. Shirona-chan and the girls in my badminton group are getting heated. I want Sui to come over here because it looks rough. You can at least get in between the two, right?â
Shirona was the type of person who spoke cannot speak strongly. She has a personality that looks down and endures. Iâm not sure how to describe it, but I canât express it at all. I wanted to obediently help.
âAll right. Iâm on my way.â
âThank you! Please hurry!â
I hang up the call and immediately got up. It was time for an American-like execution of justice.
âIâm going to the gym.â
âI see.â
âAre you coming?â
âNo.â
She was only following the book throughout. It must be something that Arina, who would hate trouble, would not want to hear. I didnât dare speak and left the âRose Gardenâ.