I sat down next to the window that was left open in the classroom, and nonchalantly looked outside.
It’s recess now.
What I’m seeing right now is a typical everyday weather.
Under the warm sunlight, there were students who come and go in the lively campus.
Among that, I saw a black lump at one spot.
It was as if a bunch of ants were swarming around a fallen candy, that is……
“Hiiragi-san! This, I made this during cooking class! Please eat it!”
“I, I have something I would like to consult about…”
“Hiiragi-san, do you have a girlfriend?”
There were girls gathering around the released ikemen monster.
I could see the janitor who was ignoring all the high-pitched voices. He silently plucked the grass from the flower bed.
He should at least have a little courtesy towards them. Instead he’s completely ignoring them.
Right now to prevent from getting dirty while doing garden work, he’s wearing a familiar jumpsuit with a towel around his head.
I’m about to forget that he’s a so called ikemen but……
I don’t know if he’s done with his work or not, but he suddenly stood up and took his towel off.
And then he turned around and looked at me.
“Uwah……”
As I thought it’s amazing when I see his face.
“Akira.”
He called my name and smiled.
I couldn’t hear it but I could read his mouth movement.
U,uwahhhhhhhh!
S-scary……it’s too beautiful!
I get a feeling that I’m going to be pulled over a boundary that I shouldn’t climb over, like a cliff.
It’s a magical smile that takes over your consciousness if you stare at it for a long time!
The girls around him already forgot to raise their high-pitched voices, they were captivated by him.
Hiiragi Touma, what a terrifying guy!
He even learned a skill that completely enchants people.
“!”
…….I thought of a good idea.
It’s a divine revelation!
Shouldn’t I just show this to Kaede!?
If Kaede gets enchanted and falls for Hiiragi, the world of spirits’ most compatible ‘Magical seme’ and ‘Magical tempted uke’ big couple could be made!
“Kaede! Look at that! That smile! How is it!?”
“Huhh?”
It looked like I had an unusual tension, but I pulled him over and said “Look!”. He looked at Hiiragi as he was told.
I waited for his response with anticipation, but the first thing he said was this:“……So?”
“So!? What does ‘So?’ mean!?”
“He’s the janitor right? What’s with him?”
What’s with him!? Are you serious! Do you not feel anything when you look at that magical smile!?
“Huhh?”
“I’m disappointed in you!!”
“Huhh!?”
If only ‘Hiiragi X Kaede’ was completed, it could be my meal for the rest of my life.
I guess it can’t be easily done.
That’s why my big brother couple is a miracle.
“What? Akira, you like that kind?”
My train of thought derailed, and I forgot about Kaede.
Is he angry because I left him? He’s glaring at me with wrinkled brows.
“I said I’m sorry. Don’t be angry.”
“Hmph!”
He looks like an angel, but his attitude is bad.
While being cursed at, I looked at Hiiragi who was still looking at me――.
“Don’t look at me!”
I said that and left.
I could see Hiiragi widening his eyes.
Kaede who was pulling on my hand, walked to a place where Hiiragi couldn’t see us.
You don’t have to be so irritated…Is it puberty?
“You really are……”
“Akira will become smaller if he looks at him. There’s no share for him.”
“Well, it’s not like I’m an eraser. I……I won’t become smaller.”
What do you treat me as……
It seems like it’s finally impossible to treat me as a human being anymore.
※※※
An email came from Hiiragi.
The content was “I want to talk with you”……but I ignored it.
I got an email every time a lesson’s over, but I ignored it.
As a result, a threatening email saying “I’ll go to your classroom later.” arrived.
It’ll definitely be troublesome if he comes here, and Kaede is here too. This is going to be annoying.
“Fine……I just have to go right!”
Having to listen to him is annoying, but “Come to the janitor’s room.” I had to obediently abide to his order.
It’s now after school, I secretly slipped out of Kaede’s sight while he wasn’t looking.
Recently if Hiiragi goes out of the janitor’s room, it would become lively with all the girls, but today I didn’t have to worry about anything. There was no sign of people at all, it was completely silent.
I knew the cause of it immediately.
A note that wasn’t on the door previously was hung there, and the note wrote ‘Absent’.
‘If Hiiragi’s not here then I have no reason to be here.’
I wonder if the girls saw this and left.
I see. Hiiragi, you thought this out very thoroughly.
I knocked on his door lightly.
The note says that he’s absent, but it must be there because he told me to come over.
After a while, the door opened quietly.
“I was waiting for you. Well, hurry up and come in.”
“Okayyy..”
It was a lovely smile, but from the front it was so beautiful that it was scary. So I let it pass through the corner of my eye.
――Kacha.
“Hm?”
A sound that came from the door gave me a bad feeling.
Hiiragi’s hand was touching the key in the centre of the door knob.
Oi, did you just lock the door?
“……Why are you locking the door?”
“I put up a note saying I was absent, kids might come in to check.”
Hiiragi whispered in an amused voice while smiling wryly.
Certainly,something like that might happen.
“Sigh…must be hard.”
“That’s right. Just by changing my appearance a little, people’s impression on me is different too. Those guys are self-interested people.”
“Hahaha…”
“Go ahead, sit on the sofa.”
It’s just ‘a little’ for Hiiragi, but not for the people around him.
I understand the girls’ feelings.
The mob ‘Janitor A’ was actually an ‘Ikemen prince’ and the perfect protagonist――it was that kind of event.
As I let out a dry laugh, I sat on the sofa but……something’s wrong.
Hiiragi immediately sat right next to me.
If you want to talk, you should just go to the other sofa.
“Uhh…Hiiragi-san?”
When our eyes met, Hiiragi smiled.
Ahh…this is bad.
I don’t know what’s happening but this is bad!
I raised my hips that were about to sit down and tried to quickly stand up and move but……I didn’t make it.
My shoulder was grabbed, and I fell onto the sofa.
It was ‘That sofa’, the same sofa that my brother got pushed onto.
I remember the scene where big brother got attacked and became excited. But as I expected, to have this kind of situation happen twice, the feeling of crisis won this time.
Hiiragi was on top of me, but his arm trapped me as he looked down on me.
It was the same as before. Actually, I could see his eyes that were like gold way clearer than before.
Uwahh! Terrifying……this is terrifying! Lord please have mercy on me!
“Just before this, I was thinking of apologizing for doing something you didn’t like. Moreover, that wasn’t what I intended to do. Actually, that was my intention at first, but I guess “I realized something” is a better way to put it.”
“Huhh?”
The beautifully well mannered face had a faint thin smile. It was suspicious.
The voice that came from above also sounded alluring, it felt like it was vibrating and made my body weak. This is dangerous.
“I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but this isn’t a position for apologizing right? Or rather, you’re not supposed to do the same thing when you’re apologizing….right?”
“I guess so. But I wanted to do this anyways. Last time, I wasn’t in a good state either so I thought it was fine……Can’t I?”
Even though I want to shout “You can’t!” in a loud voice. If he suddenly says “Can’t I?” in a cute voice, I’ll end up finding it hard to reject him!
No, you can’t!
I have to say it properly!
“Y-yo-you can’t!”
“Really? Ah, also, I memorized something like this too.”
The arm that was next to my face moved from the sofa, and approached my face.
What is he trying to do?
As I braced myself, Hiiragi lifted my chin up.
Hiiragi’s face was closer than before.
It was to a breath-taking extent.
“Wha-,wha-!?”
I was trembling and couldn’t talk properly.
I was flustered, when the beautiful face suddenly smiled.
“This is called Agokui[1] right?”
“Huh?”
Agokui?
Agokui, that thing where you hold it up?
Ah, it really is……it’s an Agokui!
[1] A term/abbreviation for lifting someone’s chin and kissing
”
”
“It’s an Agokui!”
“Right? Previously when you were pleased with that kabedon, I looked it up and found out about this too.”
“Hee-eeh!”
I was too self-conscious that I didn’t realize that it was an Agokui, what a failure!
For Hiiragi to look it up especially, his enthusiasm is wonderful!
“And also, there was something like this too.”
There’s more?
I admire Hiiragi’s attitude for studying enthusiastically!
I was thinking about it and got excited when Hiiragi’s face was coming down.
“Huh……wait!”
If he comes anymore closer, our mouth will touch!
This is definitely not good!
I was thinking of lunging my head like before, but it was impossible when our face is this close!
Uwahh, I can’t!
I was unprepared.
This is it……my mouth’s first time will be stolen by this monster.
But, if this was going to be something beautiful, the mouth should be fine.
This kind of animal, should I just accept this event? I’m going to be bitten by a hidden ikemen that evolved into an open ikemen……
When I was thinking of that……his face went to the side of my face, next to my ear.
And then……
“Akira. You’re cute.”
“Whattttt!?”
I was struck by the sweet voice whispered in my ear.
W-wha, what is thissssss!!!
Hiiragi smiled with satisfaction while I was trembling over an impact I have never tasted before.
“Apparently this is called ‘Mimi-tsubu’[2]”
“Huh? Eh, what? Mimi-tsubu?”
“You don’t know? Because I’m whispering with a sweet voice close to your ear, it’s called ‘Mimi-tsubu’.”
“W-w-wha, whattttt!!”
[2] Exactly as Hiiragi-san said, [Mimi-tsubu] is a term/abbreviation for whispering with a sweet voice close to someone’s ear, following [Kabedon] and [Agokui].
The flow of time is terrifying.
For such a marvelous thing to exist!
Wonderful!
Brilliant!
Absolutely wonderful!
The feeling of being whispered in my ear, and the feeling of getting hotter with the sweet content that was whispered.
Furthermore when the distance between us is so close, he makes my heart beat.
Such a terrifying technique……Hiiragi, the highest grade master is even more powerful than before!
“Do you like it?”
“I have learned it very well! Thank you very much!”
“Hehe. You’re welcome.”
Well, I had a great experience.
I don’t know why I was trying to learn about this, but I have to thank Hiiragi.
Speaking of greed, I wanted to see Haru-nii and big brother doing it, or seeing Hiiragi and Kaede doing it.
Experiencing it myself is fine too, but I rather enjoy the BL visually.
I wonder if Haru-nii can teach me something good next time.
My dreams are just spreading.
It’s a wonderful BL world!
Anyways……
“Uhhh……can you back off now?”
I’m still overwhelmed by the fact that I had a wonderful Mimi-tsubu experience.
“Why?”
“What ‘Why?’, do I have to say it out for you?”
“Hm, I don’t understand.”
“You’re in the way.”
“That……that hurts.”
He says that, but he’s smiling like he’s enjoying this.
I can’t imagine this person being really depressed just recently.
“I see that you’re surprisingly very well now.”
“It’s thanks to you. Do you want to test out how well I am now?”
“Test out?”
The corner of his mouth raised up. Hiiragi had a bewitching smile.
Uwah, when this face shows up, nothing good happens.
“No thank you!”
“You don’t have to refrain yourself.”
“I’ll do my best to refrain myself!!”
I didn’t expect the crisis to continue……!
As I was panicking, I heard footsteps echoing from the corridor.
There’s someone running?
That sound is slowly approaching us……
“Tch, how dare you lock the door! Hey! Akira! I know you’re there!”
“Uwahh……”
It was the footsteps of the creepy urban legend.
However…Kaede, how did you know I was here?
Did you somehow put a GPS on me or something?
Or is this an outlook of the power of the urban legend?
“That kid just now, your friend?”
“I guess so……”
“Just…a friend?”
“Huh?”
“You’re saying he’s ‘just a friend’, right?”
“What can he be other than a friend?”
“That’s great.”
What is?
The mysterious smile had changed into a sweet smile. That smile made him look like a nice person.
He stood up from the sofa as if he was convinced by something, and unlocked the door.
The door was vigorously opened in an instant.
“Akira! I knew it, it was you!”
“Come in, ‘Just a friend’-san. I’ll return Akira to you……just for today.”
“Huhh!?”
Oi, you’re treating me like a ‘borrowed manga book’.
As I thought, I’m being treated as an item.
I have human rights too, you know?
Ignoring their wrinkled eyebrows, the scene of the two of them staring at each other is good.
Something came to mind.
‘If only you could just fall in love like this.’
But my wish got rejected, Kaede strode past Hiiragi and came to pull me away.
I’m being dragged around again.
Just as we were leaving the janitor’s room, Kaede stopped and declared to Hiiragi.
“Don’t look! Don’t touch! I’m never lending him to you!”
Hiiragi’s ‘nice person’ smile hasn’t faded yet.
He ignored Kaede, and waved his hand to me.
“I’ll see you again, Akira.”
“Tch.”
I could hear Kaede click his tongue.
Hey, you’re an angel so you should stop that.
“Goodbyeee.”
“You don’t have to respond to him! This is your last farewell!”
“Don’t say such bad things. It sounds like I’ll die.”
“The one who’s going to die is him!”
You don’t have to be so angry.
I wonder if Kaede’s a fallen angel.
I guess he’s delicious like that.
“Hey, Akira. Stop being alone with him.”
“Why?”
“It’s dangerous!”
Certainly, I feel like I’m in a crisis whenever I’m with Hiiragi.
But it also feels like it’s weird to say it’s dangerous.
He taught me something new today too.
Oh yeah.
I just remembered that I wanted to try something out.
“Kaede.”
“Hm?”
As I called him with a serious face, Kaede stopped with a strange look on his face.
Seeing the look on his face, I held in my laughter and walked closer to Kaede one step at a time.
“Eh? Wha-what?”
Perhaps he’s confused by my sudden change of attitude. Kaede also walked backwards one step at a time.
At last he had nowhere to go, and I chased him near a wall.
All right, we’re doing well.
I moved closer to Kaede, and then vigorously……put my hand on the wall!
――Slam!
Kaede seemed surprised, he opened his eyes and looked at me.
I was also looking at him, so it’s as if we’re staring at each other.
This is perfect!
“Kaede, this is something called ‘Kabedon’.”
“Eh?”
Hiiragi taught me all kinds of things. It made me want to try it out myself too.
I’m sad that it’s not a girl but Kaede. But it’s embarrassing to do it to a girl, so Kaede is just the right person.
I mean, he’s even more cuter than other girls.
“I just wanted to try it out. Did I make your heart beat a little?”
Kaede’s face became more even red as I spoke close to his face, and his surprised face changed into a face of an angry demon.
Ah, this is bad, I’m dead!
“You……you idiot!!”
An angry voice that could make my ears bleed.
With his voice echoing in the hallway, Kaede marched off, leaving me behind.
Guess I made him angry.
I just got scolded by Kaede.
There’s nothing wrong though since I’m used to it!
But, I already knew.
That Kaede’s ear was flushed red from the start.
He was definitely shy, that cute guy.
Let’s have fun imagining Hiiragi doing a Kabedon towards Kaede today, that’ll do.
“Hm?”
I turned around as I felt a gaze. There was a suspicious student looking at me.
I didn’t know who he was, but judging by his pin, he seems to be a second year.
It appears that he saw me doing a kabedon towards Kaede.
“……”
Right now, he’s looking at me as if I’m a pest.
He’s not saying anything to me but I knew that I was being judged.
Oh no……embarrassing, this is embarrassing!
I could feel my ear getting hot from shame.
After seeing a kabedon between guys, I wonder if he thought I was gay.
Or maybe he thought I was taking advantage of being popular and bullying a weak kid or something!
Whatever it is……what a shameful play!
While I was suffering from the shame, the student left.
“It’s not like that! I was just joking around!” was what I wanted to say, but it’s also weird to inevitably explain that to someone I don’t even know.
I can only swallow my tears and endure it but……I want to die!
“Ahhhhhh!”
I could only hide in a corner and mourn.
I had managed to recover my composure by groaning suspiciously to let out all the shame from before. But after calming down, a question came to mind.
“Such an ikemen, was he in this school?”
He was wearing a parka,but it gave a stylish impression.
He was tall and slim, his face was surprisingly well-mannered too.
He’s not any normal ikemen.
There’s an obvious difference between his aura and that of other attractive people.
He looks familiar……
Whatever.
I’m curious but it’s a shame, let’s just forget about him.