As I was looking at my smartphone after morning classes were over, Natsuhi-senpai called out to me.
He wasn’t as pushy as the President had been. “I want you to show your face in the student council room during recess,” he said.
These brothers have different attitudes.
No, Natsuhi-senpai is the type of person who would get his hands on whatever he wants immediately, so I guess he’s as aggressive as President is.
Speaking of which, I was wondering what happened after he played the important role of the ‘stalking horse’, so I decided to eat before I headed over.
Let’s make it a ‘I did a great job’ reward for myself.
Well, if I really had one, I’d probably get killed.
If I told Kaede about what happened, I feel like I’ll say something unnecessary, so I just told him that I had something to do and headed to the student council room.
In front of the door to the student council room that I’ve visited several times.
“It’s dark……”
Before I entered, the atmosphere seemed ominous and I felt a sense of dread.
It felt like the ‘zombies will attack the moment you open the door’ scenes in those horror action games.
I timidly opened the door and slowly entered the room.
The moment I entered, the atmosphere changed so much that I thought, ‘So the student council room door was the door to the demon realm.’
It’s not unusual for the door to close by itself. But the stagnant air was heavy enough to make the visitor feel like he will be cursed if he inhales it.
The source of the curse was the person leaning on his elbows at the center of the long tables that were in arranged in a ‘コ(ko)’ shape. He was staring at the ceiling absentmindedly.
It was our president, the person who looked like a dragon zombie enshrouded in a miasma of desolation.
To be honest, I knew that the President was a stalking horse. I grinned gleefully and thought, ‘Serves you right.’
I was annoyed by what happened to my brothers. Most of all, I was angry at his attitude towards Natsuhi-senpai who cared about him.
If he had listened to Natsuhi-senpai and looked at the situation more calmly, then maybe it wouldn’t have to end up like this.
‘You reap what you sow,’ I thought spitefully.
I had thought that the next time I saw him, I’d say, “Stalking Horse President, you’re such a good runner,” but……
I can’t say it……
“……He’s severely ill.”
Natsuhi-senpai heard me muttering and heaved a deep sigh.
“He’s always like this now. Do something about it.”
“Me!? Impossible! Why don’t you just use your specialty, violence, to do something about it? If you hit him until he’s sane, then……”
Before I could finish my sentence, I sensed danger and dodged to my left.
“Tsk.”
Natsuhi-senpai clicked his tongue.
This was because I dodged Natsuhi-senpai’s fist.
I got hit by him so many times, so I can read his attacks now.
“Hehe~ I can see through your attacks now!”
The moment I provoked him in a sing-song voice, he kicked a pipe chair over towards me.
“Wh-!?”
Then Natsuhi-senpai kicked the pipe chair away and tried to hit me directly.
What a violent person. What are you, a delinquent?!
“S-scary……!”
“Don’t run away.”
“Hey……seriously, please stop!”
No matter how you look at it, this looks like a scene where the underling gets his ass kicked by his older brother because he screwed up.
I ran away while thinking about such things, but I’m actually really scared.
I don’t want violent Natsuhi anymore!
“You guys……flirting in front of me……do you want to die?”
The dragon zombie President stood up. Before I knew it, he was heading straight for me.
He looked like he was charging something in order to make a big move on his next turn.
Is he going to release his breath attack or something!?
“N-Natsuhi-senpai! That, please suppress it! I-i will accept any quest requests!!
“Become a sacrifice.”
“Wai- stoppp!!”
I ducked behind Natsuhi-senpai for protection, but my arm was grabbed and I was thrown in front of President.
As I tried to regain my balance so that I wouldn’t fall, I hit something.
I rigidly turned my head to that ‘something’.
“Eek!”
It was the dragon zombie President.
There was no light in his eyes, it looked dead.
He looked even more like a zombie.
If I look into his eyes any further, I’ll become a zombie too.
When I hurriedly averted my eyes, President’s expression suddenly changed.
He blinked at me owlishly.
“Makoto?”
“Hah?”
“Makoto……Makotoooooooo!”
“I’m notttttt!”
I could feel that most of his strength was gone.
Please help me before my HP runs out!
I begged Natsuhi-senpai for reinforcements, but he just looked at me with cold eyes.
This guy……He’s thinking that homos are disgusting again.
He’s your brother!
Even so, the President is ridiculously strong.
Despite holding back, I can’t move at all.
It’s really agonizing.
“I’ll really die!!”
――Bang!
Simultaneously, a crisp and pleasant noise sounded.
Natsuhi-senpai hit the President’s head with an empty can of sweets inside a stationary case.
The noise sounded like it was from some skit……
President, who got hit, stopped functioning and froze.
At that moment, I managed to escape from his clutches.
N: “Really, he’s sick.”
A: “It’s an unknown virus that he contracted while wandering around to find big brother……Amachi Makoto……I’ve been attacked and even I’ve been infected with it. Finally, it spread, causing a biohazard……I thought it was going to be a disaster.”
“I don’t want to get infected even if I die,”
Natsuhi-senpai declared adamantly.
“So, what do we do with this Makoto virus infected person?”
“Like I said, you do something with him.”
“Why should I!?”
“It’s your older brother’s fault.”
“But isn’t he Natsuhi-senpai’s precious older brother?!”
‘He’s going to hit me again anyways,’ I thought, and as I quickly moved so that the President was between us, I saw Natsuhi-senpai holding up a tissue box and clicking his tongue.
So he was going to throw that at me?
It’ll hurt if I get hit by the corner!
Prez: “I can’t do this.”
A: “Ah, he revived.”
‘It seems like the President, who I had used as a shield, had finished re-booting.’
And as I thought of that……
“Akira, accompany me for a while.”
“Eh?”
He grabbed my arm and dragged me out of the student council room just like that.
Natsuhi-senpai tried to follow him in a hurry, but the President stopped him by saying, “Don’t follow us, you have class in the afternoon.”
Ah, Natsuhi-senpai, please don’t give up!!
Don’t abandon me!
President moved quickly. Soon, I couldn’t see the bewildered Natsuhi-senpai anymore.
It’s hopeless.
Rather, I have afternoon class too!
I wanted to protest for various reasons, but I’m being dragged along against my will and ignored, so I just stumbled along to avoid falling.
When we approached the third year classrooms, President suddenly stopped.
He was staring at something in the hallway.
As I followed his gaze, I saw big brother and Haru-nii chatting pleasantly.
It’s a nice atmosphere, anyone can understand what their relationship is.
Uwahh, this is miserable!
This is the most heartbreaking sight for President right now.
As I watched the President apprehensively to see if he would go on a rampage, big brother noticed us.
“Akira?……And Natsuki?”
Haru-nii heard big brother muttering and looked over here too.
He frowned as his eyes darted between the President and I.
Haru-nii approached us as if he had something to say.
Big brother followed behind him.
President didn’t intend to talk to him, he side-stepped him and continued to walk briskly
“You better not drag Akira into trouble.”
Haru-nii stopped him in a low voice. It sounded like he was going to start a fight.
“This has nothing to do with you.”
President stopped, and turned to look at Haru-nii.
Uwahh……He’s really irritated.
His gaze looked like he was a delinquent
However, Haru-nii didn’t falter. Instead, he confronted the President with narrowed eyes.
There’s a dragon and a tiger facing off behind them.
The atmosphere feels heavy, I feel like a fight’s starting soon……
This is bad, I feel like grinning!
They look so cool……I’m fascinated by them.
My chest is pounding. The fact that two ikemens are fighting and glaring at each other for big brother.
Big brother was treated coldly during the previous fighting scene previously, so I couldn’t keep my composure, but I can more or less do so this time.
A heated battle of semes competing for an uke.
A fire is burning in my chest too.
Ah, it’s no good.
I don’t know if Sasaki-san is around or not, so I have to be careful.
I mean it’s unnatural to be grinning madly in such a heavy atmosphere.
“It does have something to do with me. Akira is Makoto’s younger brother, so he’s something like my younger brother too.”
“Haru-nii…..!”
I’m glad to hear that again.
As I thought, I’m rooting for Haru-nii more than the President.
“……Ahh?”
President let out an even lower snarl.
I thought he snapped because of me and jumped, but it seems like it was for Haru-nii.
As he let go of my arm, he drew closer to Haru-nii.
And then Haru-nii took a step forward as if he was going to attack him.
This is getting out of hand , what if they end up fighting for real?
This isn’t the time to fall into my rotten fantasies.
“Hey, both of you, calm down.”
Big brother sensed the danger too, and interrupted them.
Haru-nii listened to his cute lover and stepped back, but……President didn’t withdraw.
“Do you want to monopolize this guy too? I will not listen to your orders. I’m taking this guy!”
He grabbed my arm as he said that, and started to march off again.
……Huh?
What did he say just now?
“No, wait. I’m not an object!”
I could see my big brothers’ surprised faces.
Hey, don’t just freeze there and help me!
I could hear the chime for the afternoon class.
And I could no longer see my big brothers’ figures.
Ahh, I’ll end up ‘skipping classes’.
I have enough credits, so it’s fine, but……where are you taking me…..!