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https://ncode.syosetu.com/n9531ga/64/\n\nEpisode 64: How do you do?
It was the day after our surprise party for Saki.Â
I went to school like normal and entered the classroom. Looking around, the only one of our beautiful girls already here was Ranko.Â
âHow do you do Rankoâ
âGoodâŠ..how do you doâ
âAhaha. Iâm not used to it either.â
I got a weird look in return for my greeting, and I laughed to try and hide my embarrassment. Perhaps the school director is particular about it since this is a young ladies school, but everyone is supposed to start the day with a âHow do you doâ.Â
From there, Honoka, Yuzuriha, and Saki walked through the classroomâs front door.Â
âHey hey hey Yuriha~! Goooooooood morning!â
âMorningâŠâŠ.another peaceful dayâ
âHi~â
All three of them gave their greetings one after another. But, what? They all had their own flares to it, but theyâre all still basically saying âgood morningâ. Even Saki.Â
âThinking about it, some of you came up from the middle school section right? Shouldnât you say, âhow do you doâ in the morning?â
Curious about it, I tilted my head and asked Honoka and Yuzuriha about it.
âAhahaha! Of course notâ! Not unless youâre in front of some straight-laced teacher!â
âI donât know anyone who doesâŠ..other than teachersâŠ..â
âThat! Thatâs it! Get with the times!â
âAn âanachronismâ, is what they call itâŠâŠâ
âYeah! Something youâd say by mistakeââ
âEveryone knows thatâŠâŠâ
Honoka-chan was going full steam. Sheâs going on about Japanese vernacular, completely ignoring her own struggles with the subject.Â
âSo only for official use then. Iâve been tricked.â
âHmmm~? Huuuh~? Somebody deceived Ranko-chan~? How embarrassing~?â
âKuâŠ.â
Fanned by Honokaâs teasing, Ranko pursed her lips in regret. Bothersome cuteness and gap cuteness in one scene.
âI know I said âhow do you doâ when I first enrolled and didnât notice until later~. Oh Iâm so embarrassed when I think about it now~â
Saki smiled bitterly and covered up her face. This is pretty cute too isnât it?
âHuh? This school isnât just pretending to be one for young ladies is it?â
âThe facilities are well-equipped with strict school rulesâŠ..â
âThatâs good enoughâ
As I thought, it seems like neither Honoka nor Yuzuriha are aware of how special this school is. The feeling of being a sheltered girl is strong here. At the very least, it seems like they have a lot of money at their disposal.Â
âSpeaking of which, come my ladies! Today is cooking practice! Are you ready~!?â
âThereâs nothing to prepare though Honoka?â
âHmâ? We can prepare our stomachs?â
âCanât you at least say we should prepare mentally?â
Thereâs no chance she isnât just interested in the foodâŠâŠ
âSorry we left everything to you Yuriha. Did you get all the ingredients?â
âItâs okay. I dropped off all the ingredients in the home ec room as soon as I got to school.â
âThanksâŠ.buying, worried meâŠ..â
âItâs nothing to worry about.â
Right. I took the initiative and bought the ingredients for our class. Although it makes more work for me, I will get anxious if I donât do it myself. Perhaps this is a leaderâs temperament.Â
Although the reason why I thought up this system was because I didnât know how well a couple of young ladies would do going out shopping, so it mightâve been unnecessary.Â
âUnless~, donât tell me youâre wearing the money(chakuyou) you collected from usâ?â
âNo, it would be embezzling(chakufuku) moneyÂčâŠâŠand I would never do thatâŠâŠ Here, I have the receipts and change.â
The home economics teacher told me on Monday how to best use the money I collected. She calculated the expenses to the point where I would have almost no change since Honoka insisted I buy the slightly pricier meat. There are just a few 10 yen coins and 1 yen coins. And a 5 yen coin.
âSo, embezzlement(chakufuku)?â
âNo, thatâs wearing it(chakuyou)!â
As a joke, Honoka really started wearing the money. That said, all she did was stick the five yen coin on her forehead. Silly cute.Â
âAhâ, it falls off right awayââ
âCareful. You will leave a mark on your forehead~â
âItâll only make me look like an idiot at worst.â
âThatâs what sheâs warning you about!â
Honoka peeled off the five yen coin after pressing into it her forehead, showing off a trace indent left by the coin.Â
âBehold! My third eye!â
âThatâŠ.Honoka-chan isâŠ.a child of the devilâŠ..!â
âThatâs rightâ! And Iâm gonna curse you!â
Us other three watched on as Honoka and Yuzuriha began playing around just like that.
âStupidâŠ.â
âMore a clod than stupid.â
âHonoklodâŠ..â
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1. It is a pun. Honoka is using chakuyou here which means to wear and put on. She is supposed to say chakufuku instead though which can mean to put on clothes or to embezzle.Â