Itâs been a while since I had been present in the student council office. And, just like always, none of the members was present, even though classes had already ended.
âNow then, how about we have you tell us just exactly what happened, Saigi Makoto.â
âYouâre going to interrogate me again?!â
The only member present was, of course, the student council president, Jinsho Karen-senpai. And right now, said student council president was standing in front of the long, wooden desk. On the other hand, I was forced to sit down on the floor in dogeza. Although her skirt is longer than Nuiâs, her high stature makes it almost possible for me to see her pantiesâŠ
âI have received reports from Saigi Miharu that your cold is completely gone now.â
âY-Yes, thanks to youâŠâ
Itâs been two days since that Sunday when Kuu ran away. I did take the Monday off just to make sure, but now Iâm back to full health.
âVery well, then we can start the tortureâExcuse me, the interrogation. Right now, thereâs a very peculiar rumour going around the school. Saigi Makoto, since when did you turn into a lolicon?â
âI didnât turn into one!â
âThen, do you like me?â
âThatâs a completely different story!â
âTchâŠYouâre not satisfied with a big-breasted, black, long-haired student council president?â
âKaichou, youâre forgetting about the main topic!â
Saigi Makoto was under suspicion of being a lolicon. The most prominent topic going around the high school division of Seikadai. Why is it that a boring student like me tends to become the topic more frequently as of recentlyâŠ
âSaigi Makoto, you took a girl named Shinju Muku forcefully by the hand, and pulled her with you, right?â
âJust say we were holding hands!â
Pulling her with me makes it sound like a crime!
âThereâs even talk that you made the girl cry.â
âI already explained the circumstances! Thereâs been a lot happening in the background!â
Apparently, somebody from the high school division spotted me as I was walking hand in hand with Kuu. They even took pictures, so all the social networks are full of it.
âBut, even I wasnât able to hold hands with you yet.â
âKuu and Kaichou are completely different after all. Thereâs nothing weird about holding a kid by the hand as we walk.â
âSince weâre in the same school, isnât that even more natural than holding hands with a kid?â
âI feel like the conversation is drifting into a different direction againâŠIf a beauty like Kaichou would be holding hands with me, everything would be thrown off balance.â
âEven if God doesnât allow it, I will.â
âThis isnât on the level of asking God for forgivenessâŠâ
So holding hands with a beauty like you would bring the wrath of the gods down upon me?
âMy tenure as the student council president is only until this year September. Why wonât you understand that I donât have any time to waste!â
âAs if I could understand that!â
Although the tenure as a student council president goes until September, almost the whole August is full of summer break, so itâs really not that long anymoreâŠBut, can her position really turn into an advantage for her loveâŠ?
ââŠAh.â
âWhat, a LINE message? Go on, look at it.â
âO-OkayâŠâ
Of course, getting really bad vibes of this, I slowly took out my smartphone and checked the message.
âIâm at Senseiâs home right now! I couldnât wait to meet Kagome-chan!â
Additionally, I received a picture, showing Kuu, hugging the white-haired cat Kagome. She was currently sitting on the sofa in the Saigi householdâs living room. Next to her was Miharu, giving a peace-sign to the camera.
Yes, we decided to take in Kagome in our house. She became our family since yesterday. Makes sense that Kuu would frequently come over to visit us. Canât have a grade schooler like her wander off to the cat cafe every day. Of course, the one who has to look after Kagome is me alone. Itâs a lot of work, but Iâll try my best.
âOho, very interestingâŠSo you get these kinds of pictures.â
âCan you not peek into my privacy like that? No, nevermind that retort.â
âI seeâŠItâs true that there is a bigger problem at hand. Using cats as prey to lure in this young girl into your dirty hands. In Godâs stead, I will give you your befitting punishment.â
âCan you stop badmouthing me without any basis for it!â
âReally, how troublesome that sheâs such a cat freak. Of course, a lolicon would use that against her.â
âAgain, youâre wrong about that!â
Ever since this recent spring, more and more misunderstandings keep rising up about me. Even though Iâm a healthy high school student, with a clean criminal record. Taking away my hate for teachers, I couldnât be any more normal.
âTruth be told, even without the hate for teachers, you being a lolicon is troublesome. I canât help you if you commit any irreversible crimes you know.â
âEven Maka-sensei is saying that?!â
And also, thereâs nothing wrong with being a lolicon. Of course, only if you keep that hobby only in your head. No touching, very important.
Well, just when I thought I had gotten away from Karen-kaichou, next it was Maka-sensei that cornered me.
âTo be honest, I also wanted to prepare the uniform of the grade school division, but, with my current sizes, that proved to be impossible.â
âPlease stop jokingâŠâ
What is this person thinking? Sheâs telling me she thought that sheâd find a uniform like that, one that would fit her tall stature, and those E-cup breasts?
âBut, thanks to this photo, the people will doubt our relationship even less. So in the end, itâs all OK~â
âNothing is all OK~!?â
I donât want to be judged a lolicon for this still long portion of my high school life.
âBut, itâd be troublesome if you turned into a real lolicon. Even if Saigi-kun doesnât have that sort of interest yet, Muku-san has quite the high loli charm.â
âWhat in the world is loli charmâŠâ
Though I have to admit that Kuu is already quite the beauty.
âIt seems like we have to focus our future âeducationâ towards ensuring that Saigi-kun wonât turn into a lolicon!â
âE-Education againâŠ?!â
âExactly, and it will be even fiercer than before. Instead of just showing you, and stripping, we also have to move up a stage.â
Maka-sensei said something idiotic with a serious face.
âWould you be able to understand if I said that weâd have to go further than a kiss?â
Leaning forward, she looked up at me. A sweet scent came flying from her long hair. And, she had already opened the upper buttons of her blouse, showing me the valley of her breasts.
âItâs no use if you hate teachers. But, I wonât use that excuse anymore. Iâm happy that youâre shaking off your memories of teachers, but Iâm also a bit worried.â
ââŠSo there are things that even Maka-sensei gets worried about.â
When that rumour about us was going around the school. she didnât care about it all too much. Just like with the vice-principal, when she was doubting us.
âAfter all, Iâm far away from being perfect.â
âI know that.â
ââŠNot cute at all. That reminds me, recently itâs all about that young girl and cats, and you didnât give me any attention.â
âShould an adult really be seeking for attention like thisâŠ?â
âItâs exactly because Iâm an adult that I want it. Adults can get lonely pretty fast you know. Thatâs probably why weâre so keen on building up a family.â
ââŠI donât need to hear anything about the psychological backgrounds of adults nowadays.â
âThatâs right. By the wayâIâve been waiting for a while now, you know?â
âWaiting?â
Oh yeah, sheâs been looking up at me this whole time. Doesnât she get tired?
âTouch me~â
âT-Touch?!â
âNo need to be so shocked. There could be no other step besides that. Of course, Iâll teach you where to touch me.â
âS-Sensei, please wait a secondâŠâ
âI wonât wait anymore. So many new girls appeared recently. I have to make you remember who your woman is. It is time for Maka-senseiâs counterattack!â
âW-When will my counterattack start, I wonderâŠ?â
âThatâs exactly whatâs cute about you, Saigi-kun. Donât counterattack. You should know that very well, right?â
âWhat do you mean by thatâŠâ
âYou said that Muku-san is fine how she is right now, right? This is exactly the same.â
ââŠâŠâ
Not good, I just felt like I understood what she meant.
Kuu is cute after all, and I love her smile when she plays with her cats. But, Kuu wonât stay a kid forever. Even though I know that, I canât help but wishing that she stays like this forever.
âSeems like you perfectly understand. Now then, Sensei will teach you the rest~â
âThatâs a bit too fast if you ask me!â
No, this isnât the problem of being too fast or too slow! But even so, my hands wonât stop moving. My hands wonât stop moving towards her bulges. And once I got a good feel out of them, they moved behind her back, to slowly embrace her.
N-Not good. Rather than my handsâI canât stop myself. Maybe the one that canât wait anymore isnât Sensei, but meâŠ?