When I arrived at the mansion and wondered what happened in front of the main gate, a grey-haired butler flew away.
“They are two raccoon dogs!”
“…It’s a raccoon head.”
“Killing pigeons!”
“I’m doing a lot of other things.”
“No, thank you for coming. Come on.”
The butler, who doesn’t listen to people at all, opens the main gate and guides you to the mansion. Amazing luxury… an amazing mansion… and an amazing chandelier in a large hall… a fluffy carpet. Chalk mansion. Is this the White House?
“My Huxval family has a venerable ancestry that is familiar to the royal lineage. Currently, I am in charge of governing here under Count Van der La Huxval. Its history has continued for a thousand years. And this… oh, don’t step on it. ”
“Oh, I’m sorry. What about pigeons?”
“That’s rude. His wife, who was brought over from the Berdobark family, was very fond of flowers and plants, and she personally tended the garden. ……”
I stepped on the marble stairs, climbed up to the third floor, and was guided to a beautiful rose garden, a flower garden, or a garden full of expensive flowers. It’s on the huge terrace on the 3rd floor, so it’s called an aerial garden.
“My wife is looking forward to enjoying afternoon tea here. Pigeons are coming into it.”
Ah… that’s the flag.
“At first, I loved small birds and loved pigeons and sprinkled food, and my wife was happy to say that a nest was created and a joyful egg was laid, but the number has increased…… ”
Yeah, that’s right, pigeons…
“Like this”
This is terrible. The chairs and tables are full of dung… It’s coming over there. It’s coming over here—what a flock of pigeons.
“I clean it every day, but it’s like this in just one day. As expected, my wife got angry and told me that I wouldn’t drink tea anymore until the pigeons were gone.”
Right.
“My wife fell asleep too much, and the Count was also hurt. So we asked the Hunter Guild, but a master of pigeon killing is coming to the city. By saying that. Please make a request… ”
“Okay, that’s it.”
“Yes.”
“Actually, I’ve been overwhelmed by aristocrats over and over again.”
“That’s terrible. Which are you from?”
“I’m from Surplast. I’m grateful that it was a good idea, and I’ve had time to go home …”
“Was that so? Don’t put that kind of thing upwind of the aristocrats. How can you get them to work without properly and fairly assessing them? Don’t worry anymore. In the name of the Huxval family. ”
“Then, please do not say anything else about what I will do from now on.”
“I received it. ”
After taking out the air gun Diana M52 and pulling the side lever with *Click* Putting the bullet pellet into it. A Push and aim.
There is no distance at all, so I could have died almost instantly. The pellets are now using Beeman Crow Magnum. It’s a rare hollow point for an air rifle. There is a hole at the tip. Since it does not penetrate, it will not puncture the back wall or spill blood. It’s a high-powered bullet for short-range. If this targets you, you will die instantly. It’s $10 for 300 shots. It’s cheaper than buying it in Japan!
*Clicks*
“…It’s amazing.”
The butler is surprised. I dropped it steadily and caught thirty birds. Saran’s bag is full.
“Until now, I was in trouble because I couldn’t use arrows and I wasn’t caught in the net! It’s wonderful!”
“Pigeons will come back at night. I want to be on the alert until night today.”
“Do you mean you’re going to sleep here?”
“No, that’s it. Excuse me for the night, and I’ll be back tomorrow morning.”
“I understand. Let’s prepare lunch and dinner.”
The maid brought us a sandwich and a tea lunch and wiped the pigeon droppings clean from the table and chairs (sorry!) And we eat together.
“Wow, it is delicious!”
Saran is overjoyed.
“It’s a nobleman, isn’t it?”
Yeah, I think I’ll be rewarded this time.
“It’s a beautiful garden …”
Yeah, I got some delicious tea, and I felt like a nobleman surrounded by beautiful flowers if you put up with the smell of pigeons and dung. I saw a real maid for the first time. The clothes look really expensive… The maid’s costume is amazing when it comes to the Count’s servant. It’s different from the maid clothes for cosplay that is sold at Don Quijote. I have a bitter memory of a high school festival where I was dressed in that.
As the sun goes down, a dozen or so pigeons flutter back into their nests and drop them from one end.
“You can expect this time!”
“Yeah, let’s do our best!”
I have to leave early in the morning to stay at a cheap hotel without meals that day, and I will leave for breakfast before the sun rises and arrives at the mansion. The gardener opened the main gate, and the maid guided me to the continuation of yesterday. There was still a flying guy, and I caught five and stopped coming at all. It’s almost noon, and I decided to round it up.
“Great……”
Two bags full of pigeons. The butler admires the pier in the garden full of dung, which is completely free of pigeons.
“This is the end.”
“Thank you! The servants will do the rest of the cleaning!”
Yeah, please do so. The floor is full of blood. Well, if possible, I would rather not clean them myself…
“Shin-san”
“Yes.”
“Please keep this secret. Killing all those pigeons will hurt your wife. I will say that the hunter has driven them away.”
“Okay, pigeons will come back no matter how much you drive them away.”
“It’s totally”
“Instead, please keep my magic tools confidential.”
“I know.”
…… think this kind of thing is definitely what the aristocrats want when they see it.
If you sell the gun, then it’s good. But if it doesn’t sell, you send them away. If you don’t, then you will go to jail. That’s how it is.
“It’s a reward. Please receive it.”
“Thank you.”
You will receive a tight leather bag. It would be rude to open it here. I will be sent off by the butler and will leave.
“How much is it in?”
“…”
Twenty gold coins! It’s a big profit!
No, there are times when you can get involved with aristocrats. It’s very different from Surplast. There is no promise to get acquainted with aristocrats. Aristocrats don’t meet people with low-ranking professions like hunters. Even if I go to the city to work at the government office, the governor doesn’t come to me every time. Somehow real. But, I would like to do this kind of work as many times as I want.
At night, we counted all the gold coins at the inn. There were 62 in all. You’ve made a lot of money. The consumption was also significant… If you buy a rifle and shoot it, and above all, stay in a king-sized fluffy bed, two or three gold coins every night, that’s what happens. I think it was a little too luxurious. I’m a newlywed.
“Hey Saran”
“Hmm?”
“Is it time to go home?”
“Yeah”
“Maybe you were thinking about the same thing?”
“Yup.”
Ahahahaha.
We laugh together.
“There are a lot of farmers who are in trouble with this guild, and when it’s over, I’ll go back to the surplast. If there’s nothing special in the surplast, let’s go back to the elf village. What’s a good souvenir?”
“Hmm… I don’t really want anything else. Oh, I want a pot or a frying pan! And a knife, fork, and spoon.”
In the elf village, everyone ate by hand, and the soup was a bowl. Since I started eating at the inn, Saran has become good at knife forks.
“I want to spread chopsticks in the elf village because I can make it just by cutting wood.”
“Ah, Shin uses it once in a while. Yeah, that’s good… but I have to practice a lot to use it.”
“I don’t think everyone is still using knives, so I’m sure you can buy a spoon and a fork for all the villagers. Two large bronze coins for one spoon and one fork x three and a half gold coins for 250 people… Yeah. Easy victory ”
“Calculation is fast!”
No, this kind of calculation is… Well, education is important, isn’t it?
“Then, let’s buy a pot and a frying pan here! You can buy Saran if you like. Then I ordered 250 forks and spoons. I’ll get rid of the farmers until it’s done, and when it’s done, I’ll pick it up. Ah, let’s ask the guild about the escort work of the merchant on the way back. The target is 100 gold coins! But don’t worry too much about that.”
“Wow, I’m happy!”
“Later then.”
“Yup”
“A little savings on accommodation charges.”
“…”
Upupupupu. Seeing Saran’s face makes me laugh.
“From tomorrow, I will make an inn with one gold coin.”