ââThe S-Rank adventurer ăThunderclap Whitefangă was someone I admired. Because I was a little magician, I publicly pretended to support ăBloody Witchă , but in my heart I adored that man whoâs outstanding in swordsmanship and magic.
Hence I got super happy and excited when the guild approached us about looking after the pupil of ăThunderclap Whitefangă . I was jealous of that child, but Iâve heard heâs got some special circumstances, and well, if theyâre asking us to do it, we might as well do it, right? Then again Liz seemed quite eager about this whole thing, too.
In the first place, Liz belongs to the ăPeerless Strengthă faction, doesnât she? Or, wait⌠Does she actually admire ăThunderclap Whitefangă ?
âŚW-Well, such things happen sometimes, I guess. But, if he can use magic, Iâll teach him!
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While sparks flew between Liz and me, the appointed day arrived. Waiting in the back for our turn, we secretly watched from the shadows.
âŚOh my, isnât that a pretty boy right there?
Sure, heâs still a child, and small, but he looks promising. Heâs inferior to ăThunderclap Whitefangă , but okay, why not? I like him, so Iâll take care of him.
Thatâs what I thought, but!
The receptionist glanced our way with a troubled look. It seemed like the conversation didnât go as well as planned. The pretty boy quickly left the counter, about to leave the guild.
We chased after him in a hurry, and spoke up to him from the side.
âHey, boy. Interested in forming a party with us?â Sasha called out to him as the one whoâs the most sociable and approachable among us, but without even trying to stop or look our way, the boy left the guild.
âŚWhatâs his damn problem!?
Sasha looked completely flabbergasted, too.
The receptionist apologized to ăThunderclap Whitefangă who had shown up. Apparently it had failed. But what exactly?
âŚAccording to the story I heard later on, they had come up with some kind of plan, but not only didnât it work out as intended, but that guy stopped listening to anyone after getting upset.
The receptionist apologized to us, but isnât that boyâs willfulness at fault here? I mean, I can understand that youâd have a hard time to bid your farewell as pupil of ăThunderclap Whitefangă , but consider all the trouble youâre causing to your teacher, sheesh.
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For several days afterwards, he completely blocked out anyone and everyone trying to talk to him, but according to rumors, ăThunderclap Whitefangă gave in and they formed a party in the end.
âŚWhat the hell? There are limits to screwing around with others, okay!?
And that wasnât even the end of the bullshit!! They say he skipped all the way to D-Rank after doing some collection requests and hunting for a bit!!
I thought that my veins might have popped when I heard that. As soon as he acted like a selfish prick, he became the partner of ăThunderclap Whitefangă ? And then he even became a D-Rank without putting any work into it just because of ăThunderclap Whitefangă ?
How can such nonsense even be allowed!?
When Liz heard about it, she got so pissed that she butchered a monster to such an extent that the guild didnât want to buy it from us anymore. Sasha gave up, saying that this was how the world works, but she had changed her opinion, now saying that we should do our best with just the three of us instead of getting a new member. I fully agreed with that.
Iâll show that asshole how weâre going to reach C-Rank before him!! Luckily connections and influence are worth nothing when it comes to C-Rank. Youâve got to pass a test to get it.
Once Iâm a C-Rank, Iâll find that guy and laugh at him, saying, âYouâre still a D-Rank? Aww, too bad that D-Rank is the highest you can get through connections. Looks like you canât pass the exam because of the influence of ăThunderclap Whitefangă either, eh?â
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âŚI ran into him before that though.
As he played dumb when I called out to him, I snapped, and unleashed my magic at him. When I did, even I realized that I might have gone too far, and became pale as not only him but even the children might die from my spell.
Just when I was about to cry as it fully hit me that not only wouldnât I be rising to C-Rank, but Iâd actually become a criminal with this, it vanished. My spell was suddenly gone.
Seeing that guy standing there so nonchalantly that it actually pissed me off, I understood that heâd erased it. The children all looked pale as well, but then they started to praise him all at once.
âŚOf course, the authorities showed up. I was sure that my license would be taken away with me heading straight for jail, but that boy gave some explanation and scurried off right afterwards, so when I fervently argued that the golem looked like a monster and that I tried to defeat it in a hurry out of fear for the childrenâs safety, the officials bought that excuse.
Since no one got injured and probably because it wasnât an overly powerful spell either, it all came to a close with me spending one day in prison. It looks like the officials thought I got startled by the golem and tried to chase it awayâŚthat in itself was quite mortifying, but Liz, who had accompanied me to the guard station, kicked my shin under the table when I was about to act up, resulting in me leaving it at an anxious-looking nod.
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On the next day, after I had pulled myself together, Liz and Sasha gave me a sermon, saying, âMake sure to control your temper, okay? Youâd end up biting the dust anyway before you could even beat up that boy.â Then we got on the carriage, and headed over to the exam site.
And over there I saw ăThunderclap Whitefangă !
Yay! So heâs come as well!
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âŚâŚtogether with that boy. Somehow it actually feels like even the C-Rank exam is going to be rigged, doesnât it!?
I wasnât the only one thinking so. Another party flew into a rage after seeing ăThunderclap Whitefangă .
By the way, one of them blathered, âFemale brats takinâ the C-Rank exam!? Ainât no way they gonna pass. Best would be for them to run back home to weed the fields!â, which resulted in me almost firing a spell at him, but with Sasha and Liz holding me back, we managed to avoid any further incidents.
âŚIf I were to use what that boy had used against me, Iâd run out of mana, unable to cast any other spells for a while, I think. Since mana potions are anything but cheap, I donât really want to rely on them much.
Iâm far from liking these guys, but Iâll at least praise them for what they said to that boy. However, when they did, ăThunderclap Whitefangă answered them with a super scary face instead. That face of his was the same expression as it was drawn on his portrait. Since he looks quite friendly when heâs with that boy, I wonder whether thatâs actually his real expression, butâŚsomehow, it pains me a bit to see him like that.
The rumors Iâve heard about ăThunderclap Whitefangă said that heâs a cold-hearted man, so it made my heart throb when I learned of his kind side by taking a pupil with some special circumstances, butâŚsomehow itâs like heâs only showing his gentle and caring side to that boy. It does make me a tad jealous.
âŚWait, nowâs not the time for that! Iâll also declare my war on that boy!
As soon as I did, ăThunderclap Whitefangă said that itâd be impossible for me, and that guy treated me like a complete retard. As expected, even Liz and Sasha looked super pissed, so we secretly agreed that the three of us would show him whoâs boss.
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And then the exam startedâŚ
Eeeeehhh!?
That boy rushed off at an unbelievable speed. Whatâs the idea here!?
Even those creepy guys, who had been scheming to get in the boyâs way, howled like sour losers as it looked like all their little plans went bust.
But, true, itâs not like any of us knows how long heâll be able to keep up going at that pace. If he runs out of steam inside the dungeon, itâll spell his death. Moreover, when being solo.
Even if he might have a golem with him, that thing should use quite a bit of mana, so it should be accompanied with quite a bit of danger to go at such a pace.
Iâm sure he ran away because of all the bullying, and is now hiding somewhere!! Iâll totally poke fun at him if I spot him!!
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We finally arrived at the dungeon entrance. We kept looking for that boy all the time, but he was nowhere to be found.
He must be quite skilled at hiding. He got my praise for that.
An examiner stood in front of the dungeon entrance.
ââŚDid I see wrongly after all? Somehow it looked like a child entered the dungeon while being chased by some kind of monsterâŚâ
Hearing him mumbling that, I pinned my eyes on the examiner in surprise, ââŚHeâŚentered already?â
âWhen!? How long ago!?â
âEh? So my eyes didnât play a trick on me then!? Itâs been quite a while ago. More than 40 minutes by now.â
Eeeeehhh!?
Those scummy guys, whoâd arrived here at the same time as us, were shocked as well.
ââŚGotta be havinâ fun by using that golem, right? Ahhh, Iâm so damn envious of a piece of shit who gets pushed everythinâ into her ass by an S-Rank!â
How can it make things easier by using a golem!? Donât look down on magic arts, okay? Even just having it walk around all over the place while following you eats lots of mana!
âŚBut, if itâs a golem ăThunderclap Whitefangă obtained, it might have some function to not use mana? As I thought, heâs a cheat!
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We blundered on our pacing. Since we wanted to get away from the guys who had been bitching all the time, we somehow managed to lose them halfway.
Wanting to finish the exam faster than those idiots and that boy, I pushed my party members and advanced while limiting the breaks to the minimum.
âHuhâŚ? I feel like weâve passed this way some time agoâŚ?â
âNo way. You properly drew a map, didnât you?â
âWha-, of course I did! But, I was a bit in a hurry, so I might have made a mistake.â
Not drawing a map in a dungeon is fatal. If you fail at it, you should head back the way you came. But, since I was impatient, I plunged onwards.
âŚand got completely lost.
No examiner is to be found anywhere, and we donât know any safe areas either.
As we continued on, still not taking a rest, my feeling of time slowly started to fade. And just when my exhaustion reached its peakâŚ
Those monsters showed up.
We should have retreated here. But, in the end we underestimated the enemy. I mean, it was just two goblins.
âWait! Itâs dangerous to take them on in our current state! Iâll cast a barrier, so letâs use that moment to fall back!â
Ignoring Sashaâs warning, I rushed ahead.
âWe can easily get rid of two lousy goblins, right!? Weâre a party thatâs going to become C-Rank!â
âTrue. Defeating them will allow us to get rid of some stress even if weâll retreat in the end, wonât it? âŚAnd to be honest, I donât know whether Iâll have enough stamina to get away if they chase after us.â
When I cast a fireball as a restraint and Liz tried to cut into themâŚ
âŚmy fireball clashed against another spell and vanished.
Huh?
On top of that, the other spell continued heading my way.
ââŚOh wall, block everything!â
Sashaâs barrier spell was in time, resulting in the spell getting repelled. But, at the same time Sasha ran out of mana. She crumbled down on her knees.
âŚI had used too much offensive magic, so I ended up drinking Sashaâs share of mana potions. It was all because I wasted my spells out of impatience.
âUghh!â
Liz had her thigh stabbed by the other goblin. I looked at the goblin in surprise.
ââThis is no ordinary goblin! Itâs an evolved one!
âLiz!â
I threw the bomb magic tool. This was a very expensive item, but I bought it just in case.
Using the opportunity, Liz somehow managed to fall back to us and drink a healing potion. It apparently stopped her bleeding, but the wound itself didnât heal.
ââWe prepared all kinds of things in order to pass the C-Rank exam in one go. All the money weâd earned so far went into it.
We went this far, and yet it was all in vain.
That and everything else was my fault. I got impatient and didnât even consider our pace. Even though I messed up with the map, I continued onwards without admitting so. I attacked pointlessly, resulting in me using up even the mana potions of someone else.
âŚYep, it was really hard, but we somehow managed to reach D-Rank. But, I never felt my life was in danger. I didnât understand the meaning behind having the skill allowing you to reach D-Rank through connections, why you had to take a proper exam for C-Rank, and why it was said that you could only call yourself an adventurer after becoming a C-Rank.
Now that Iâm about to die, Iâve finally realized it.
The reason behind the pledges I agreed to before taking the exam: ăNo matter what happens, the guild wonât be held accountable for anything, even if the examinee dies during the examă and ăPlease write a will in advance. In case you die or go missing, we will hand your belongings to the people mentioned in your will after the exam has endedă.
Very likely, those are a Goblin Warrior and a Goblin Mage.
After those two squealed as if laughing at us, the Goblin Mage cast a fire spell. The large-scale Blaze spell I specialize in.
âŚYeah, I did something bad to that boy. And yet he was able to calmly deal with such a spell being used on him.
Itâs inevitable for me to be totally scared of that approaching fireâŚ
âŚNo! I donât want to die! No, no, no! Please noâŚ!
âI wonder whether itâs more stylish to hold up a hand?
I mean, it surely gives the feeling of ăusing magică.â
Eh?
When I lifted my head, that boy was standing in front of me. With the flames having disappeared.
Eh?
When I looked at him in sheer amazement, he stared back at me, and smiled, âYo, sorry for making you wait!â