Ch20 - You are the female monarch of His Excellency Lu Mo, right?
Editor: LotusEater
Lu Mo didnât know how long he had slept, and when he finally woke up, it was to a splitting headache.
He sat up with difficulty, only to feel the sky was spinning. He felt as if he were a glass ball in a bowl;Â rolling in circles, unable to find his way.
Within three seconds, he hugged his head and laid back down.
âWhatâs wrong with me?â
[Ding! The Strategy Assistant would like to inform you: The grade of your mental power has been upgraded to C-grade. Please keep working hard!]
Lu Mo was silent for a while: âSo I wasnât a C-grade before?â
[You are so cute.]
The system switched to a cold mechanical voice this time: [Who gave you the confidence that you were already C-Grade?]
Lu Mo: ââŠâŠâ
System, I hate that you have no heart.
âNo,â He insisted. âYou said I had broken through to C-grade before.â
[Correction,] The system countered coldly: [The upper limit of your grade had become open to Grade C. You had still needed to rely on your own efforts to actually reach it.]
Lu Mo: ââŠ..Okay.â
[Hehe.]
Even though Lu Mo was dizzy, he clearly felt the systemâs dissatisfaction and mockery, so much so that it was almost overflowing. He took a deep breath and asked, âMy esteemed system sir, how did I piss you off again?â
[You still have the nerve to ask.] The system contemptuously asked, [Who put me in the small dark room? Who left me alone in the dark? Who abandoned his wife and childrenâIâve been with you for so long, and Iâm no better than a female whoâs known you for less than seven days?]
Lu Mo opened his mouth: âWe have only been together for three yearsâŠâ
The system raised its voice in anger, [Is this your attitude towards me? I must deduct all your scum value! Only if you kneel down and beg me now will I barely forgive you. Moreover, THAT will be entirely out of my kindness, and youâll still need to make up for even more than thatâŠ]
It seemed that the system was really upset.
Lu Mo, confused, questioned, âSo, what the hell happened?â
He really couldnât remember anything at all. His memories seemed to have been swept into fragments, but he couldnât clearly see nor grasp them. There was only a vast, white fog.
[Look at the good things you did!] The system threw out a video and slapped it on Lu Moâs face, [I was locked in a small black room, you know?]
Lu Mo responded casually, âYour tone makes it sound like Iâd gotten you pregnant.â
The video slowly unfolded. After a moment of snowflake screen, Lu Mo saw himself. The him in the video angrily opened the fitting room door, rushing in.
He roughly pressed Ling on the seat.
He kissed Ling tyrannicallyâ
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Heat rapidly climbed up his cheeks, it made under the blanket suffocating. Even so, Lu Mo grabbed the blanket and pressed it to his face, crying out silently:Â What had he done!!!
CLLLLâ
[Do you realize your mistake now?] The system said angrily, [You, you unruly host, you actually did this kind of thing in front of a minor system. You two must be the kind of husband and wife that will make out in front of children. Bah, how shameless.]
He couldnât help but recall that when he kissed Ling, the other party had gently followed his movements, letting him do itâŠ
Lu Mo stammered: âI, I really am a scumbag.â
The system: [âŠâŠ.]
âAhem.â The system didnât expect him to admit his mistake so quickly, and reluctantly said, [It seems that you have realized your mistake. I hope you wonât do such an intolerable thing in front of me again.]
Lu Mo said bitterly, âLing was in so much pain, but I feel very happy now. Iâm really a scum.â
There was no sign of serious reflection.
The system spoke in a cold voice: [Scum value, deducted by 10.]
Lu Mo exclaimed: âWhy??â
It was then that the door was knocked on and Lingâs voice was heard. âMaster, are you awake? May I come in?â
âCome in.â
Ling gently opened the door to the room. The pale-faced male lifted his eyes to glance at him and said arrogantly, âWhat an unruly zerg, to leave an unconscious male behind and go out happily alone.â
Ling lowered his eyes silently, he tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth: âMaster has misunderstood, I did not go out happily by myself.â
Lu Mo raised his eyebrows: âHuh?â
Ling said in a low voice. âI went out happily with the butler.â
The male nodded solemnly, âSo, thatâs how it is.â
The system: [âŠ..]
The sequelae didnât seem to have eased yet, the hostâs brain was still not very good.
Ling sat down on the edge of the bed, and handed the bowl he was holding to Lu Mo, âMaster, please eat.â
Lu Mo glanced at him dissatisfied: âDo you not see that I am extremely weak right now? You are really such an incompetent female and female monarch.â
He couldnât help but stutter a little when he said the word female monarch, two suspicious red clouds floating across his face.
Ling was taken aback for a moment, then he picked up the spoon and stirred the sticky food in the bowl.
His fingers were white and slender, with well-defined knuckles. When he picked up the spoon, the stone utensil lined his round fingernails. Making them look like works of art.
Lu Mo instantly understood King Zhou's joy, no one could deny such a joy, no one!!!
He lowered his head and took a spoonful from Lingâs hand. The delicate and sticky, mild sweetness spread within his mouth, making his whole body relax.
A smile flashed across the corner of Lingâs mouth: âIs it delicious?â
âYummy,â Lu Mo sighed. But in the next moment, he coldly grabbed Lingâs hand. He stared dead into Lingâs eyes, âIs that how you fed Song Jianshu too? Watching him, loving him, cooking for him, serving himââ
Ling raised his head, his voice trembling: âMaster, youâŠâ
Out of Lu Moâs sight, his pupils shrank to the size of needles because of excitement; shudders spread from the soles of his feet throughout his entire body.
Lu Mo, however, felt the shudder, and he didnât hesitate to take advantage of the situation: âYou donât want to serve me, you donât want to be near me, but I want you to serve me and stay by my side forever!â
At his words, Ling jerked his hand away. He moved surprisingly fast, like a sturdy cheetah, arriving at the window in a rushed instant.
Lu Mo: ïŒćŁïŒ
Do you mean to jump out of the building and leave? Was the effect really so good?!!
Lingâs right hand pressed on the knife at his waist, his left hand pulling open the curtain: âWho?â
Suddenly, bright sunlight filled the room. Lu Mo blocked some of it with the back of his hand and narrowed his eyes.
A small round face was close to the window, and a black cloak could be seen waving in the air. When he caught sight of Lu Mo, he couldnât help narrowing his silver pupils and exclaiming happily: âDear Lord Lu Mo, you woke up!!â
He held a small handful of white flowers in his hand. They swayed gently in the wind, still stained with wet dew.
They were on the fifth floor.
Lu Mo rushed over with a white face and pulled open the window, tugging at the childâs cloak and pulling him in.
He threw the child on the ground and said angrily, âWhy did you come in again? You cheap little boy, Iâm going to escort you to the security brigade.â
The child opened his eyes wide, a light of reverence appearing in his eyes.
His Excellency Lu Mo was indeed very remarkable, he was different from all the males there. No male could be as dignified as him.
Such an emotion was continuously sloshed around in the childâs innocent mind, and Lu Moâs not-so-tall figure became more and more brilliant in his eyes.
The child hastily rose and straightened his cloak, then said in a solemn tone, âI was profoundly concerned for your health, and picked blessed flowers for you, in the hope of your speedy recovery.â
He hefted his feet and struggled to raise his arms, trying to pin the flowers to Lu Moâs breast pocket.
Lu Moâs whole body was stiffââ
He couldnât cope with this situation at all.
Luckily, Ling helped him out just in time, taking the flowers from the child, âThank you for your concern.â
The childâs mouth grew large and stared blankly at Ling.
Ling was holding the flower, his fingers slightly exerting force, and his red eyes darkly sinking.
Lu Mo belonged to him.
Everything that wanted to snatch Lu Mo away from himâŠ.
A very subtle killing intent slowly accumulated in the room, trembling; the calm before the storm, with a hint of oppression.
The child looked at Ling and then at Lu Mo, his face suddenly flushed as he stammered: âYou, you are the female monarch of Lord Lu Mo!â
Ling: ââŠâŠâ
Lu Mo suddenly choked with saliva and turned red.
Females, female monarch, or whatever!
The boy, however, did not notice the delicate atmosphere, his eyes shining, âWorthy of His Excellency Lu Mo, your female monarch is truly the most powerful warrior I have ever seen. You will surely breed numerous offspring. May the first rays of spring bless you!â
He was once again sure that Lord Lu Mo must be the greatest male zerg.
âAlthough you are reckless, you have good manners,â the black-haired and green-eyed male raised his chin, stating proudly, âI reluctantly recognize you as my guest. In order not to insult my family honor, I should also show courtesy.â
He thought for a moment and said, âPlease enjoy a nap within my manor for today.â
The child looked nervous and saluted respectfully: âObedience is better than politeness.â
Lu Mo couldnât help touching his back with his hand.
From the moment he woke up, he felt an itch in his tailbone, as if something was stirring and trying to break through.
He knocked on the system: âAm I suffering from prickly heat?â
System: [I think youâre probably going to have a long tail.]
Lu Mo: ââŠâŠ..Am I a monkey?â
The system sneered.
Lu Mo scratched his back angrily but his hand was held by Ling, who whispered: âDonât use force, youâll scratch yourself.â
Lingâs palms were warm. Lu Mo retracted his hands as if he had received an an electric shock, exclaiming in a low voice, âThis mere cheap zerg is really getting more lewd and slutty.â
But, the heart is weeping.
Itâs me who is lewd and slutty.
As soon as Ling touched him, he thought of when he kissed him.
Lingâs lips were soft and warm, permeated with the light scent of blood. Yet, he obediently let him do whatever he wanted.
Lu Mo sighed, his tailbone seemed to be getting more and more itchy.