Itâs ten at night when Shao Yanxi replies to Liu Yuâanâs report.
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Liu Yuâanâs forehead twitches.
Itâs a photo they took while rowing a boat on the lake the day before yesterday. He thought it was too ugly and told Shao Yanxi to delete it.
Great, he not only kept it, but even made it into a meme?!
Who did it for him? Assistant He?
Liu Yuâan so thinks and so asks, but he replies with something else instead.
[Isnât it well done?]
Liu Yuâan ââŠâ
[What do you think!!!]
[I think it is]
[I have some more. Want to see?]
Then he sends them all over without waiting for Liu Yuâan to reply. There are dozens. Dozens!
Liu Yuâan ââŠâ
Shao Yanxi then continues [I made it for a whole hour on the plane today, LYA_smiling.jpg]
When he was at the airport earlier, he saw a girl making those in the waiting room on his way back to the lounge from the toilet. He was intrigued and searched online. He managed to get an app for making these memes.
On the plane, when he was bored with documents, he started making these memes. In fact, as he wasnât too familiar with the technology, he even enlisted help from the assistant. Of course, not with photos of Liu Yuâan then.
The assistant didnât know how to at first either, but heâs capable at learning. Soon enough they both know how to do it.
After one, the ones following becomes easy.
He ends up making dozens, all from the ugliest photos of Liu Yuâan he had taken.
Looking at all those variously ugly memes, Liu Yuâan really is speechless.
Most of the photos are recent, though some are from way back, like the one with him being in Shao Yanxiâs office in the Emperorâs clothes.
He saw Shao Yanxi with his phone back then, but he was still pretty cold to him back then, and he didnât even have flash on, so he didnât even think that way at all, but jeez!!!
Shao Yanxi sure is a perfect exemplar of âdonât judge a book by its cover.â
All these photos are taken surreptitiouslyââWhich is why he thinks of them as ugly, otherwise he would certainly make handsome and bright poses and facial expressions for them.
Shao Yanxi only picks it up after a while. Odd, werenât they already chatting?
That is when Liu Yuâan sees Shao Yanxi onscreen in his bathrobe with his chest exposed.
On his chest and under his collarbone are several kiss marks left by him.
And his nipple, oh god, the skinâs still broken.
Liu Yuâan â!!!â
Was he that barbaric then? He didnât even notice.
And Shao Yanxi also seemed to enjoy it. He was crying as usual and his voice was broken up by his thrusts, but, he did keep shoving his head towards his chest, so Liu Yuâan thought he enjoyed it, so he bit a bit more forcefully.
Oh noâŠ
He feels a bit guilty, and asks, âdoes it hurt?â
Shao Yanxi doesnât get it though, and asks in return, mystified, âhurt what?â
Then he says, âIâm about to go shower and then sleep,â he couldnât sleep much on the plane, and heâs sleepy now.
Hearing that, Liu Yuâan works out why he didnât pick up for a while. He was hesitating, but he still picked up in the end, and dressing so suggestively.
Suddenly, he feels like Shao Yanxi might be trying to flirt with him, even though heâs looking all upright. Thatâs his usual act though, heâll have to dig deeper.
âWant to talk a bit first?â
If it was his goal, Shao Yanxi is really successful. Heâs very happily flirted with. And he really really feels like pushing him down and do interesting things to him, to see him tear up again.
âI want to go shower,â Shao Yanxi doesnât move as he says though.
Liu Yuâan has seen through him now. He asks directly, âare you flirting with me?â
And he very happily admits it, âyes, I am. So that you can see but not eat.â
Liu Yuâan ââŠâ
Great, now heâs speechless and sexually frustrated.
âItâs your fault for not slowing down and keep bonking me so forcefully when I told you to last night.â
ââŠâ Oh? Slower?
He told him to go slower, yes, but whenever he slowed down he would squeeze his gun!
He couldnât even slow down if he wanted to.
âItâs the night before, not last night.â
âItâs the same either way.â
Liu Yuâan tries to fight back, âyou wouldnât be able to flirt like this, but if you do something elseâŠâ
âNever,â Shao Yanxi cuts him off and then ends the call.
Liu Yuâan tries to call again but Shao Yanxi doesnât pick up. Half an hour later, he sends him a message, [I showered just now and am going to sleep]
[Itâs also late back home, so you should sleep too]
[Donât masturbate with anyone elseâs photo ok? LYA_angry.jpg]
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Liu Yuâan ââŠâ
Oh, great.
[Got it. Iâd only masturbate to your photo]
Shao Yanxi doesnât reply to that. Clearly, heâs tacitly agreeing.
[Iâm sleeping now, good night]
Authorâs notes: Iâm on the train right now, and thereâs this man with unbearably loud snoring. I think after tonight I might go deaf.
Also, poor me (sob), I didnât eat before I got onto the train, and so I got a bunch of snacks for my ride, but right after taking out my cookies, my bread, my cooked eggs, my spicy bites, my sausage⊠etc. And then taking my mask off, the staff is here to say, âmissus, because of the pandemic we donât recommend eating during your journey; please put your mask back onâ
Me: ???
I quickly open up the packaging for the egg and stuff it all into my mouth, and says âokâ
Then I quietly pack the rest of the food back in. And here I am now, with my stomach rumbling in a chorus with the snoring man.