Chapter 47

Translated by boilpoil Edited by boilpoil

It’s ten at night when Shao Yanxi replies to Liu Yu’an’s report.

[Lake_LYA_Bite_Lips.jpg]

Liu Yu’an’s forehead twitches.

It’s a photo they took while rowing a boat on the lake the day before yesterday. He thought it was too ugly and told Shao Yanxi to delete it.

Great, he not only kept it, but even made it into a meme?!

Who did it for him? Assistant He?

Liu Yu’an so thinks and so asks, but he replies with something else instead.

[Isn’t it well done?]

Liu Yu’an “…”

[What do you think!!!]

[I think it is]

[I have some more. Want to see?]

Then he sends them all over without waiting for Liu Yu’an to reply. There are dozens. Dozens!

Liu Yu’an “…”

Shao Yanxi then continues [I made it for a whole hour on the plane today, LYA_smiling.jpg]

When he was at the airport earlier, he saw a girl making those in the waiting room on his way back to the lounge from the toilet. He was intrigued and searched online. He managed to get an app for making these memes.

On the plane, when he was bored with documents, he started making these memes. In fact, as he wasn’t too familiar with the technology, he even enlisted help from the assistant. Of course, not with photos of Liu Yu’an then.

The assistant didn’t know how to at first either, but he’s capable at learning. Soon enough they both know how to do it.

After one, the ones following becomes easy.

He ends up making dozens, all from the ugliest photos of Liu Yu’an he had taken.

Looking at all those variously ugly memes, Liu Yu’an really is speechless.

Most of the photos are recent, though some are from way back, like the one with him being in Shao Yanxi’s office in the Emperor’s clothes.

He saw Shao Yanxi with his phone back then, but he was still pretty cold to him back then, and he didn’t even have flash on, so he didn’t even think that way at all, but jeez!!!

Shao Yanxi sure is a perfect exemplar of ‘don’t judge a book by its cover.’

All these photos are taken surreptitiously——Which is why he thinks of them as ugly, otherwise he would certainly make handsome and bright poses and facial expressions for them.

[I can’t believe you’re such a Shao Yanxi!!!]

[LYA_mouth_drooping.jpg (with words: you’re scolding me)]

[!!!]

Liu Yu’an makes a video call immediately.

Shao Yanxi only picks it up after a while. Odd, weren’t they already chatting?

That is when Liu Yu’an sees Shao Yanxi onscreen in his bathrobe with his chest exposed.

On his chest and under his collarbone are several kiss marks left by him.

And his nipple, oh god, the skin’s still broken.

Liu Yu’an “!!!”

Was he that barbaric then? He didn’t even notice.

And Shao Yanxi also seemed to enjoy it. He was crying as usual and his voice was broken up by his thrusts, but, he did keep shoving his head towards his chest, so Liu Yu’an thought he enjoyed it, so he bit a bit more forcefully.

Oh no…

He feels a bit guilty, and asks, “does it hurt?”

Shao Yanxi doesn’t get it though, and asks in return, mystified, “hurt what?”

Then he says, “I’m about to go shower and then sleep,” he couldn’t sleep much on the plane, and he’s sleepy now.

Hearing that, Liu Yu’an works out why he didn’t pick up for a while. He was hesitating, but he still picked up in the end, and dressing so suggestively.

Suddenly, he feels like Shao Yanxi might be trying to flirt with him, even though he’s looking all upright. That’s his usual act though, he’ll have to dig deeper.

“Want to talk a bit first?”

If it was his goal, Shao Yanxi is really successful. He’s very happily flirted with. And he really really feels like pushing him down and do interesting things to him, to see him tear up again.

“I want to go shower,” Shao Yanxi doesn’t move as he says though.

Liu Yu’an has seen through him now. He asks directly, “are you flirting with me?”

And he very happily admits it, “yes, I am. So that you can see but not eat.”

Liu Yu’an “…”

Great, now he’s speechless and sexually frustrated.

“It’s your fault for not slowing down and keep bonking me so forcefully when I told you to last night.”

“…” Oh? Slower?

He told him to go slower, yes, but whenever he slowed down he would squeeze his gun!

He couldn’t even slow down if he wanted to.

“It’s the night before, not last night.”

“It’s the same either way.”

Liu Yu’an tries to fight back, “you wouldn’t be able to flirt like this, but if you do something else…”

“Never,” Shao Yanxi cuts him off and then ends the call.

Liu Yu’an tries to call again but Shao Yanxi doesn’t pick up. Half an hour later, he sends him a message, [I showered just now and am going to sleep]

[It’s also late back home, so you should sleep too]

[Don’t masturbate with anyone else’s photo ok? LYA_angry.jpg]

[SYX_pyjamas.jpg]

Liu Yu’an “…”

Oh, great.

[Got it. I’d only masturbate to your photo]

Shao Yanxi doesn’t reply to that. Clearly, he’s tacitly agreeing.

[I’m sleeping now, good night]

Author’s notes: I’m on the train right now, and there’s this man with unbearably loud snoring. I think after tonight I might go deaf.

Also, poor me (sob), I didn’t eat before I got onto the train, and so I got a bunch of snacks for my ride, but right after taking out my cookies, my bread, my cooked eggs, my spicy bites, my sausage… etc. And then taking my mask off, the staff is here to say, ‘missus, because of the pandemic we don’t recommend eating during your journey; please put your mask back on’

Me: ???

I quickly open up the packaging for the egg and stuff it all into my mouth, and says ‘ok’

Then I quietly pack the rest of the food back in. And here I am now, with my stomach rumbling in a chorus with the snoring man.

Uwu

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