Translated by boilpoil Edited by boilpoil
The jet reached Lai in half an hour. When the three got off the plane, the sky was only getting dark. Now they are heading for the parking lot through the VIP passage.
Inside, Shao Yanxi’s driver is already waiting. He quickly comes up to them and takes Liu Yu’an’s suitcase, as he is the only one carrying one.
Shao Yanxi and assistant He rushed over with nothing but the clothes on their backs when Shao Yanxi heard Liu Yu’an was appearing in the same show with Yue Zhun while he was working.
The only change of clothes they currently have, also stowed away in Liu Yu’an’s suitcase, were bought by the assistant the next day after they arrived, at the town at the base of the hill.
Anyway, they get onto the car, with Liu Yu’an and Shao Yanxi occupying the backseats as the assistant enters the passenger’s seat. As soon as the duo are sat, they start whispering into each other’s ears.
The assistant is bored already; he closes his eyes and ignores the bitterness growing in his chest. But then he decides to sneak a peek at Mr. driver right next to him, interested in his reaction.
He realises, though, that the driver is unresponsive, as if he is an emotionless machine, focused solely on his objective of driving.
Assistant He “…”
Really, he’s impressed. He’ll even give him a ‘like.’
Professionals always ignore everything but their work when working.
Therefore, he decides to take his phone out and also finish up the job he couldn’t finish on the jet; he must also strive to become an emotionless work machine.
Unfortunately for him, the two lovebirds causing his distress are blissfully unaware, completely absorbed in their romantic chat bubble.
Meanwhile, though Liu Yu’an and co. had an easy time coming home, the show’s staff and cast are having a hard time at the airport thanks to the crowd of reporters and He Anran’s fans, so much so they’re practically having microphones stuffed into their mouths.
In the end, the airport security had to mobilise along with the combined teams of bodyguards of each celebrity to finally send them out of the airport safely. Of course, director Lang promising to hold a press conference a few days later also helped.
Liu Yu’an was already home surfing WeChat when he learned about this.
Looking at the chaotic scene at the airport on the news, Liu Yu’an can’t help but feel relieved he didn’t come back with the show. Thinking so, he turns his head to plant a kiss on Shao Yanxi, who is surprised, before kissing Liu Yu’an back.
Liu Yu’an chuckles.
Shao Yanxi is staring at Liu Yu’an’s lips, where he bit him hard before and is swollen. He feels a little bit ashamed, and gets a band-aid for Liu Yu’an, pointing to his own mouth when Liu Yu’an looked at him.
Liu Yu’an shakes his head, then leans his face forward and physically pouts his lip forward for Shao Yanxi to put it onto him.
Though Shao Yanxi misreads his signal, and hesitates a bit before planting another kiss right onto Liu Yu’an’s mouth.
Liu Yu’an is surprised, though he realises what he is thinking when Shao Yanxi hands him the band-aid again. He feels like laughing but doesn’t dare.
He says, holding back his laughter while pointing at his own mouth, “I can’t see it, help me put it on?”
Shao Yanxi then realises he was thinking too much earlier. He’s a bit embarrassed again.
Though this surfaces as just another cold expression, not unlike his usual expressionlessness, so nobody but Liu Yu’an would realise, if they were looking, that is.
Shao Yanxi emotionlessly opens up the band-aid, then sticks it onto Liu Yu’an’s lips, pressing with his fingers lightly to secure it.
Suddenly, Liu Yu’an opens his mouth and leans forward, Shao Yanxi’s finger thus slides right into Liu Yu’an’s mouth.
As if it was scalding hot, Shao Yanxi quickly snaps his finger back out, and retreats quickly with his face reddened. Liu Yu’an can’t hold back his laughter anymore behind him, then he stands up as he’s laughing and catches up, then hugs Shao Yanxi, kissing him on the earlobe as well. Thanks to that, the band-aid comes loose; he ignores it because Shao Yanxi is practically melting under his kiss. He asks, with a chuckle, “do you want it?”
Shao Yanxi looks outside the window, where twilight is dying, “it’s barely past eight.”
Liu Yu’an “…”
Didn’t expect him to be this conservative.
“It’s getting dark already,” then he pushes Shao Yanxi onto the sofa and kisses him.
But then Shao Yanxi pushes him away in the middle of it. Liu Yu’an is a bit surprised and sad, “what’s wrong?”
Then he sees Shao Yanxi pull out a phone charger from under his back with an angry look on his face.
Liu Yu’an breaks out into a burst of even louder laughter, and the romantic mood is completely gone.
That is when Liu Yu’an’s phone rings. It’s Ren Jianzhang. Shao Yanxi sees it and walks out of sight.
Liu Yu’an takes the call, “Ren-ge? What’s up?”
“Are you home yet?”
“Yeah.”
“Take a look at your WeChat account, and share the post from the show and He Anran, and also take a few selfies.”
“I get the sharing part, what’s with selfies?”
“You’re an idol!” Liu Yu’an can practically hear the teeth grinding from across the phone.
“Alright, alright,” Liu Yu’an says.
He hangs up then logs back onto WeChat. Currently, three of the top ten Trending topics are theirs.
#HAR’s injury#
#Celebs Wilderness Survival#
#LYA catches snake barehanded#
Seems like the show is going to be popular.
Liu Yu’an then reads the official post from the show. It says that He Anran was not actually hurt, and then recounts his snake-suppression in detail, @ing all the celebrities in the end.
They even have a video attached, of him catching the snake; while he didn’t think much at the time, he didn’t expect himself to look so handsome on camera. He feels like even he’s a bit fascinated with himself here.
That is when Shao Yanxi also pokes his head out to see, Liu Yu’an sees him and asks without thinking, “well? Is your hubby handsome?”
Then his heart sinks. Oops. This teasing’s definitely overboard.
As expected, Shao Yanxi then looks away and immediately taunts him, “handsome, my arse!”
He doesn’t sound like he’s joking though. In fact, this is the first time he’s heard Shao Yanxi swearing after knowing him for so long.
Liu Yu’an is thinking about how to soothe Shao Yanxi thinking he’s angry he’s calling himself his husband when Shao Yanxi gives him a fierce glare and says, “that is a snake ! Snakes are poisonous, you know?! And you went after it empty-handed! Do you think you’re a cat with nine lives? If anything were to happen to you…”
Liu Yu’an finally realises he isn’t angry about the ‘hubby’ thing.
It’s because he went after the snake unprotected; he is worrying.
He can’t help but feel a sweet, bitter feeling grow out of his chest. He pulls Shao Yanxi into his embrace and kisses him on his nape, apologising, “I’m sorry, I’ve made you worried. I would never do that again in the future.”
“I’m not worried about you at all.” Shao Yanxi turns his head away.
Liu Yu’an chuckles, and follows up, “yes, you’re not worried. I just don’t want to do it anymore.”
“Who knows what snake it is in the middle of the wild. What if it was a super poisonous snake that kills with one bite?” Shao Yanxi starts scolding him again.
“I know. I would never ever do that again.”
Shao Yanxi continues scolding while Liu Yu’an continues guaranteeing. And finally, Shao Yanxi lets him off the hook, “you better remember what you said just now.”
“Right, right, I definitely will,” Liu Yu’an promises, again, “I will act with my own safety as the top priority, and never put myself into danger without a second thought.”
Though the mood is ruined by Shao Yanxi’s stomach rumbling. Liu Yu’an glances over it and asks, “how long until your takeout order arrives?”
Since they were both away for several days, the fridge was emptied out.
“It’s 200 metres away. Go get it,” Shao Yanxi pushes him; their neighbourhood is closed to outsiders, so they need to get it themselves.
“Sure,” as soon as he says it, the delivery guy is ringing Shao Yanxi’s phone.
Liu Yu’an quickly heads out and gets the delivery. When he’s back, Shao Yanxi has already washed the dishes for Liu Yu’an to pour the delivery into.
Then it’s dinner time; though it’s interrupted by another call from Ren Jianzhang.
Liu Yu’an doesn’t feel like taking his call. It kind of feels like every time he takes a call from him something would go wrong between him and Shao Yanxi; though with Shao Yanxi giving him glances, Liu Yu’an still accepts the call.
As expected, he’s yelled at, “jeez, you’re finally picking up, can you stop making trouble for one second?”
“Trouble what?”
“Trouble what? What?!” Ren Jianzhang sounds furious, “why did you only share the official post and not He Anran’s personal post, that has @’ed you personally?!”
Liu Yu’an “!!!”
He forgot!
It’s all Shao Yanxi’s fault though. Honest.
Liu Yu’an glances over and then quickly tells Ren Jianzhang, “I forgot.”
“You!” Ren Jianzhang sounds like he has difficulty breathing over there, “Liu Yu’an, if one day I suddenly die of stroke, you’re paying for my funeral.”
“No way.”
Ren Jianzhang doesn’t have time to argue with him in any case, and orders him, “immediately go share the post and say your phone is out of power. Quickly.”
“Alright,” Liu Yu’an agrees.
He hangs up and opens his WeChat back up, to find it completely overrun already. 99+ DMs. As expected of a top tier popular idol.
It takes several seconds for his WeChat to finally load – on the Trending Topics list, the fact that he shared the show’s post but not He Anran’s post is somehow #2 Trending.
… Jeez.
Then he quickly moves on to He Anran’s account and reads what she’s writing.
He_Anran☑️: I’m alright, thanks everyone for your support. I would also like to personally thank our show’s @Liu_Yu’an gege, your moves really were amazing! I didn’t even react and the snake was already caught. (Quoted) @Celebs_Wilderness_Survival☑️: …
Liu Yu’an quickly shares the post.
Liu_Yu’an☑️: You’re welcome. Anyone would have helped in such a situation. (Quoted) He_Anran☑️: … (Doubled Quoted) @Celebs_Wilderness_Survival☑️: …
His job done, Liu Yu’an then posts a status update for himself, “Phone ran out of power while browsing comments after sharing the show’s post. Oops.”
Then, he soon discovers that someone is already explaining for him under the topic’s posts.
BlindFool: Anan’s phone must have run out of batteries. Let’s all calm down and wait for his explanation.
Liu Yu’an “…”
Quite stunningly accurate, huh.
So Liu Yu’an decides to look up the other cutie called ‘MyAnan.’ Though there hasn’t been a comment from them recently. They must be busy.
As he was thinking that, ‘MyAnan’ has already shared and commented on his post from just now.
MyAnan: Gege has posted an explanation. I believe in him. (Quoted) Liu_Yu’an☑️: …
Liu Yu’an chuckles. Heh, fangirls these days… Then he raises his head, and sees Shao Yanxi is currently browsing on his phone with an exceedingly serious expression.
Author’s notes:
Liu Yu’an: Call me hubby.
Shao Yanxi: Fuck off.
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