Translated by boilpoil Edited by boilpoil
Of the four guests present for the first episode, the rest include another top-tier idol Wei Jiangxue, long-time actor Muo Anping, and a newcomer fresh out of Acting Academy Lin Xi.
They greet each other after meeting, including Liu Yu’an and Yue Zhun who at least nodded to each other in front of the camera. They want to keep a low profile, which is thwarted by Ding Mingyao, however, who says with a smile, “if I remember correctly, Yue Zhun and Xiao-Liu are from the same company, and are in fact senior and junior under the same agent, right?”
Now, it could be said that this is just a normal, factual remark, but, this is the entertainment industry, and there are way too many people capitalising on hyperbole and misinterpretation.
Therefore, that sentence could be said to imply that Liu Yu’an is feeding off of Yue Zhun, since Liu Yu’an is currently an infamous, unpopular idol with much disparaging material, while Yue Zhun is a superstar almost ready to make the leap to the silver screen.
Their actual difference in status is too great, so, as expected, the atmosphere dies down as soon as that one sentence is uttered.
While Liu Yu’an may not have been in the entertainment industry, but having once been a practising attorney, his ability to interpret meaning within words would perhaps outrank many present. Not to mention that that is also a basic requirement of surviving the onslaught of imperial power struggles, and he, has once been an imperial prince too.
Liu Yu’an knits his brows slightly before replying, “right, we’re both from Anyan,” with Anyan being the name of the company, “our agent told us Yue Zhun is going, but I thought since we’re the investor anyway, instead of paying more money to hire another agent, I happen to be free these few days so I’m here saving money for the company. And hey, Yue Zhun and I could look after each other too. Isn’t that right?”
Anyan did the investment, and given Shao Yanxi is the single stockholder behind it, Anyan is practically Shao Yanxi’s at this point, and with that personality of his, even if Liu Yu’an said it’s also his, Shao Yanxi wouldn’t say anything either. So he could use ‘we.’
Meanwhile, everyone has a rather surprised reaction to the words, including Yue Zhun. He thought Liu Yu’an is only a second generation of a rather well-off family, but Liu Yu’an just claimed that he also has influence over Anyan… And, most importantly, the agent didn’t tell him to come. In fact, Jiang He arranged for him to participate in this show; he didn’t even know Anyan invested in this.
“Oh, look after each other, are you now?” He Anran quickly breaks the ice with a chortling remark and a dramatic tone, completely different from his previous attitude, “I call nepotism! Oh no, now whatever will the rest of us do? Woe be unto us when they work together against us!”
Liu Yu’an smiles but does not reply.
Yue Zhun quickly follows up and says gently, “Anran, don’t worry, we’ll make sure to be gentle.”
In any case, as expected of a protagonist character in a novel. Liu Yu’an couldn’t say Yue Zhun isn’t pretty even if he were deeply near-sighted. In fact, his appearance stands out even in the entertainment industry with its myriad of good-looking people.
Unlike Shao Yanxi’s slightly colder and otherwise slightly feminine beauty, Yue Zhun is good-looking in a whole other sense. He’s warm and cute like a big fluffy ball of sunshine.
When he smiles his eyes curve into crescent moons with a little dimple by the corner of his mouth. It can most certainly cause protective instincts to fire up among people, which is why his fanbase is made up mostly of motherly fans.
After Yue Zhun said that He Anran immediately turns to the others and continue his melodramatic performance, “hear, hear! What vile words indeed on God’s green Earth!”
And everyone laughs in return, and the incident resolves without trouble.
A show about wilderness survival is, of course, going to be pretty harsh, at least on the surface.
So the production team tells them that tents and sleeping bags will be provided. Other than that, every guest is allowed only 5 items from their personal belongings, and everything else will be temporarily confiscated for safekeeping.
Liu Yu’an decides to keep a Swiss knife, an outdoors water bottle, a windproof lighter, a box of condiments and a flashlight, which are standard enough for wilderness survival even if considerably bare-bones.
Everyone else is considerably more unorthodox, especially Wei Jiangxue, who has taken five sets of instant hotpots , saying confidently, “the show says five things, not just five components, so here you go, five instant hotpots. Not a single rule broken. Oh, and they’re even matching flavours, all vegetarian!”
Everyone else “…”
So an uproar starts over who gets to be in the same group with Wei Jiangxue in order to participate in her hotpots. Especially He Anran who latches onto Wei Jiangxue’s arm, “director, I’m going to be with Xue-jie!” Then she sweeps a warning gaze over the rest of them, saying, “until death do us apart!”
“…” Everyone else also wants to be with Wei Jiangxue.
Meanwhile, next to Liu Yu’an is Xu Bing, who is pretty impressed as he looks over to the mountain, which is over a thousand metres above sea level, in front of them, while thinking, what great strength one must possess to carry five whole hotpot sets up to the mountain.
Whether bringing hotpots to a wilderness survival show is inappropriate is debatable, but he’s pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to hold out carrying five sets of hotpot utensils up a mountain.
Unfortunately, Wei Jiangxue ends up in Liu Yu’an’s group. And, perhaps by coincidence or by design, Yue Zhun also ends up in the same group. Besides the three of them is the newcomer Lin Xi.
Meanwhile, the movie star Xue Junming, the long-time actor Muo Anping, He Anran and the vlogger Xu Bing are in the other group.
And He Anran immediately reacts on the announcement of the results, “ah, must even fate work against our journey together?!” Then, he stares fixedly at Wei Jiangxue’s hotpots, ‘crying,’ “my hotpots… Oh, why are you not my hotpots” in a singsongy tone, and everyone laughs.
Lin Xi is also a pretty happy-go-lucky person, and follows up, “Anran-jie, delusions are a medical condition, because the hotpots are clearly ours!”
He Anran makes a show of holding his heart in pain.
Wei Jiangxue then proudly closes up her suitcase, blocking off the wolfish gaze of everyone else. Unfortunately, the pride is about to turn into regret, because, they are about to ascend the hill.
On foot.
And Wei Jiangxue can’t even carry the suitcase on her back as an option.
Soon enough, the people who were dying to be in the same group as Wei Jiangxue before end up an immediate demonstration of the plastic friendship in the entertainment industry as they retreat as far away from her as possible, and everyone laughs again, all faithfully recorded by the cameraman.
Wei Jiangxue’s mood sinks realising she can’t bring the hotpots up; she doesn’t like food roasted in the wild, even if they are probably pre-prepared by the show and are not poisonous… But they’re bland.
She once camped with friends and had roasted meat in the wild. She never wants to try it again. It’s that unappetising.
That is why she brought hotpots this time, but, who would have known she couldn’t carry them up.
What a bummer.
But then Liu Yu’an offers her a suggestion, “if you really want to bring them up, you can make a deal with everyone else. Offer them one in exchange for bringing another up for you.”
Wei Jiangxue’s eyes sparkle at the suggestion, “oh, you’re right! Amazing! Thanks xiao-Liu, I’ll go ask them now.”
Then she yells out her proposal.
The thousand-metre high mountain means that 20 boxes of the instant hotpot is too much, but two is fair enough. Everyone who isn’t already overburdened is willing to help carry two boxes.
Wei Jiangxue is therefore pretty thankful, and so is happily chatting along with him on the way up. Since she is highly popular, compared to Liu Yu’an who is practically unknown, therefore the camera will follow the both of them as long as she sticks to him; in other words, she is helping his career.
Liu Yu’an is not that sharp to this aspect of the entertainment industry, but as soon as he finally realised it, he quietly offers his thanks.
A thousand metres is not exactly tall, but is definitely not a short way up either.
At the halfway point a few of them are already tired out.
Xu Bing is a wilderness survivalist, naturally, he is still lively as ever, so to help, he offers to help carry things for those tired out, and everyone is moved to the point of fake tears. He receives a bunch of friendzone cards.
Liu Yu’an is also fit himself, plus, given he has only brought along lightweight survivalist equipment, he’s also able to carry extra.
Normally he should be helping Wei Jiangxue, especially given she’s been trying to help his image along the way, but when he thinks about how Shao Yanxi might react, he decides to extend his helping hand to the long-time actor whose age can be his grandparent, Mo Anping, “Mr. Mo, I’ll carry your things for you.”
He Anran quickly follows up, “Xiao-Liu, do you know how people end up single?”
Liu Yu’an can’t help but find it funny how different He Anran’s attitude to them contrasts in front of and outside of the camera, then replies, “I don’t,” since he’s not single anymore.
He Anran then happily goes into blabbering mode, before being cut off by Wei Jiangxue in the end, who says, “please, take a drink first.”
Along the way, Liu Yu’an has been trying to somehow contact Shao Yanxi and Ren Jianzhang to explain and ask about Yue Zhun respectively——As he’s sure Xiao-Zhang would have informed Shao Yanxi already at this point.
And of course, even if Xiao-Zhang hasn’t, Liu Yu’an feels he’s still obligated to tell Shao Yanxi that he has no part in Yue Zhun participating in the show, otherwise this might forever be part of a rift between Shao Yanxi and him.
Over time, who knows whether this will end up being the undoing of their relationship.
Finally, when there’s a mobile signal near the top of the hill, Liu Yu’an first sent a message over to Ren Jianzhang, then starts mulling over the exact wording to send in Shao Yanxi’s message, but Shao Yanxi is already calling him as soon as he has sent the message out.
Liu Yu’an “…”
Have you been waiting staring at the phone this whole time?
Thank goodness he wrote a message, if not…
He can feel a coldness down his spine.
Liu Yu’an then looks over to see the cameraman preoccupied with something else at a long distance behind, and accepts the call.
Shao Yanxi quickly says, “I know what you said. Ren Jianzhang just called me, to say that he didn’t tell Yue Zhun to go; in fact, he’s only just now informed that Yue Zhun is also part of this.”
“Wait, so he signed on in person instead of in the company’s name?”
Liu Yu’an is surprised.
“No. He has formed his own subsidiary.” Shao Yanxi replies.
Liu Yu’an “…” Ok. Great. He only focused on Shao Yanxi recently and completely ignored anything else happening in the entertainment industry.
“It is unrelated to me, and I just want to clear that out of the way first. And, if you don’t like it, I can immediately withdraw from the programme right now.”
“Didn’t you say that the stylised photos are out already and they can’t find a good replacement…” Shao Yanxi repeats what Liu Yu’an said.
“Wait wait wait,” Liu Yu’an cuts him off, “you know I’m worried you’d be unhappy.”
“I’m not.”
“Really? Really really not unhappy?” Liu Yu’an is now smiling rather cheaply.
Shao Yanxi doesn’t reply.
Liu Yu’an decides to speak seriously, “Shao Yanxi, remember, it’s alright to be unhappy with me, but I want you to tell me about it, and don’t hide it inside yourself. If it continues this way, it will eventually become a big problem between us. Do you hear me?”
“Mm,” Shao Yanxi says, “I am unhappy, but that is your job, so I will not interfere.”
Liu Yu’an “…”
And you weren’t interfering before?
But he doesn’t have a problem with it, anyway.
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