I ate the pancakes served as the reward while crying and sniveling. A delicious one filled with chocolate, whipped cream, and fruit. In front of me was my brother, sipping coffee and sighing.
“How old are you now?”
“A thousand and a half, I think…”
“And, how long are you going to be taken care of like this?”
“For the rest of my life?”
“I see, so you want to be Teul’s test subject so badly.”
“Ah–! I’m feeling kind of motivated now!!!”
You called~? My second brother’s face appeared in my mind.
I didn’t. I didn’t. I didn’t call you!!!
My second brother frequently travels to the human world, kidnaps people, and turns them into laboratory animals. I’ve witnessed the process before, and it’s a very horrifying sight.
“Help me, I won’t do it again! I’m not going to do it again!” cried the person, begging for help. “You’ve done the same thing too, haven’t you?” He said sluggishly. Then a scream echoed through the air. It’s scary…
I can’t sleep at night whenever I remember that scene…
“You called~?”
“ Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! “
“You were thinking about it, but didn’t call me.”
My second brother peeked out of the doorway. He approached with a bright smile and sat beside me. And then rested his head on my shoulder.
“You’re just as adorable today, my little lamb.”
This second brother always says that to me and kisses me whenever and wherever he can. The skinship was intense, but his delectable sweets won me over. It’s just, how should I phrase it…
“What are you eating~?”
“Pancakes…”
“ Waah , so cute~ It’s exactly like the thing that one human from some time ago vomited!”
His sensibility was terrible.
This is the highest compliment, given that he thinks people puking their guts out and begging for their lives are cute. However, that’s not a common value.
“I think I’m already full…?”
“Eh~? Not eating anymore~? Big brother still wants to see more of my lamb eating~ You can still eat, right? Go on, eat more.”
Brother Teul, who had stabbed his fork into the pancake with all his might, shoved it to me forcefully and repeatedly. I turned to look at my other brother, who was sitting in front of me, to ask for help, but he quickly averted his gaze.
This heartless brother! He abandoned me!!!
I somehow managed to finish eating the pancake while Brother Teul continuously said “Aaah”. At the end, he wiped my mouth while saying, “Good boy, good boy.”
“So~? What are you two talking about~?”
“We’re talking about sending this thing to the human world to make a contract with a human.”
“Hmm? Well, it would be nice to have at least one~”
“Even Brother Teul would say that?!!”
I thought Brother Teul would be against it!!!
When I said that, Brother Teul looked as if he was thinking.
“Well, I don’t really care~”
“So you don’t give a shit!!!”
“The fewer we have, the more work we have to do, right~”
“You’ve jumped the gun.”
What, what number is going to decrease? I’m so out of context, I don’t know what’s going on, okay? Your little lamb feels lost!
I glance at Brother Kruel. He was holding a cup of tea and drinking it gracefully.
What. Is it something that those two can understand? Am I the only one who’s left out of the group…?
“Well, I don’t care, but I don’t want to go!!! Aren’t there those scary humans called exorcists in the human world?! What if I die?!!”
“I’ll comfort you.”
“I’ll make arrangements to bring you back to life.”
“Assuming I die!!!”
I clung to Brother Teul, crying, “No!!!”. However, Brother Kruel grabbed me by the neck and dragged me away. This is it. He’s going to throw me straight into the human world!
“W-w-wait! I haven’t prepared–!!!”
“Don’t come back until you make a contract with a human.”
“I’ll definitely check on you, so best of luck, Luca- kun ~”
“Y-you idiot older brothers———–!!!”
And so I was sent to the human world.
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