And in such a world, I was born into a family that claims to have the blood of the world-famous Lord Lucifer in their veins. Moreover, as the third-born in that family. Nothing could be more fortunate. After all, since I’m the most powerful demon in the world, I’m in a position where I don’t have to perform my duties and can just keep sucking the sweet nectar <sup>1</sup> !
“ Munch munch .” When my first brother called out to me, I was lying in my bed, reading a book brought by a servant who had visited the human world the day before and eating sweets from the human world that my second brother had brought as a gift.
I was still lying around in my pajamas when he grabbed me by the neck and threw me to the floor nonchalantly, blue veins protruding from his forehead.
“What a cruel way to treat your sweet and adorable little brother!!!”
“What, is it wrong for me to beat up on a good for nothing parasite?”
“Yeah, I’d say so!”
“I’m glad to see you still have self-awareness.”
“Ahhhhh, it hurts, it hurts!!!”
I gave him a thumbs up and a heartfelt smile as he said that, and immediately let out a scream when my brother applied force to my thumb in a direction it couldn’t bend.
It’s going to break! My precious thumb is going to break!
“I say, I’m studying the human world to prepare for my upcoming summons~ I’m not just a NEET!”
“ Ho ? Then, what are you doing with this book?”
“Older brother, you don’t know? This is all the rage in the human world, you know? It is necessary to know the trends and to better understand what the contractor wants.”
Well, though, it’s 90% because of my preference.
The novel was called “ Love and Desire Under the Curtain ”. The Love and Desire series has been around for a while, and when I asked the servant for a copy, they bought it for me. Thanks to them, I was now hooked.
It’s heartwarming to see these two lovey-dovey. Also, mating in the human world seems insane. They use tools and stuff when doing it. Does it really feel good? I’ve never mated before, so I have no idea, but my brothers said it’s a good thing.
But, because I’m not that kind of demon, I asked my brothers if it’s a way to show affection to a special someone and for them to teach me. “Eh? Isn’t that the fastest way to satisfy desires?” I questioned my brothers and they answered with “It’s impossible for you, you’re too unskilled to satisfy anyone.”. With a straight face, I replied, “I see, that’s impossible then.” I’m a very, very spoiled brat who resorts to violence when he doesn’t like something, so I’m incapable of patience. I can’t believe I’m saying this myself, but I’m a devilish devil.
Let’s leave the slacking off habit there.
“And? How many people have you been summoned to sign a contract with since you were born?”
“… I think there was one?”
“Oh, really?”
“… I haven’t left our house, so I don’t think there’s any?”
My brother, who usually does not smile, showed a smile. With a “ hehe ”, I also showed a smile to him as he clapped his hands.
“Get him changed!”
“Wha–”
After he said this, the servants who had been waiting came out.
The demons that always bring me food, baths, snacks, books, and so on. They’re excellent servants who usually pamper me, and when I tell them I want to do something, they agree calmly and always get it done within an hour.
I knew it! They’ve always wanted to dress me up!!!
“No!!! I don’t want to change my clothes! These pajamas are my favorite!”
This is true.
But more than that, I was terrified of becoming a dress-up doll from now on. When they go shopping, they each use their own money to buy things that look good on me, and they have also taken the liberty of creating a costume room for me. Moreover, all the servants have the permission of the master of the house, my older brother.
“B-buy your own things, won’t you?! Why are you buying stuff for me!!!” Was my initial thought, but then I thought again, “Oh well, it’s not like I’m going to get a chance to wear it, so I’ll just let them do what they want…” If left unattended, 50 costume rooms would have been built. I regret it so much.
The selected servants were gradually approaching. I sit down flat on my back and somehow manage to move backward, but…
“Tear them apart!”
“ Noooooooo!!! “
With my brother’s order, they pounced on me with sparkling eyes.
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<ol>甘い蜜 (sweet honey) is rarely used for its literal meaning. It can refer to instant pleasure or satisfaction that is frequently used as a trap or lure, or it can mean “the sweet reward.” In this case, it simply means that he gets to enjoy the benefits of having a golden spoon because he is descended from a powerful demon (Lord Lucifer) and has two outstanding brothers.</ol>