I got a present. [‘RANDOM (SSS)–God’s Gift’ has arrived.] Not only that, but from god… ___ It’s something I remember thinking a long time ago as a young kid. Wouldn’t it be awesome if I could wake up to a present in my hands every morning as if Santa had been by on Christmas eve? Then, on December 2033… “The hell is this?” The present in my hands I woke up to in my rented single-room apartment, shivering from trying to save on heating fees, was not from Santa but from God.