Starting with a little lolita, how am I supposed to win? At the very least, give me a dog! Even a lame one will do! What? The Dominator Tower is refreshing? You want to demolish the tower? Scram, don't bother me! I'm a fine female hero, how did I become a secretary? It's okay, let's wait for a rainy day when the master falls to his death, and we'll be free! Best of the match? No way! What about the promised 1 vs 5? What about the promised god-level equipment at the start? Don't you know? Jungle is impossible, I will never jungle in this life, it's so good to just eat and wait for death.