today i will tell you a tale
which, as it happens, is called
ONE HUNDRED TALES
it is about a drunk girl
so there’s this guy anzen
he’s really into psychology
and so are all his buddies
except most of those buddies are also dudes
truth be told there are not many girls in this club
but there is this one girl in the club named mitsuko
and naturally the guys treat her like royalty
even though they don’t think she looks that great.