Chapter 3

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「Hai–, everyone konmikan~! I’m Mikan from Wonderful Land. Now, today is the marriage interview plan you’ve been waiting for……titled 『Dokidoki, will Masaki Arima be able to escape Yuugure Tsukihi!? Burst of gachikoi, the hellish Masagure collab』~~~~~~!!」

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The declaration of the disturbing title excited the chat.

Comments such as『The day has finally arrived』『The speed to arrange a collab in 2 days……』『Masaki, he didn’t even have time to escape overseas……』are being written as they pleased.

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「Well then the first person! Studio Virtual’s representative of Filth; dirty jokes, online flaming, she’ll take it all, Yuugure Tsukihi-san!」

「Nnn, ah! Hello~Good evening. I am Studio Virtual’s representative of Love, the one that will pierce through everyone’s hearts♡, Yuugure Tsukihi 」

「What’s with that innocent sounding voice. Makes me want to throw up」

「So cruel!! Even though I’m like this, I’m still an idol‼? Uii–, let’s get this show on the road, you punks~」

「Kay, she’s shown her true self. Let’s do our best on today’s collab.」

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The viewers are riled up despite being familiar with the two-person comedy acts. They’ve already been doing collabs for more than a year so techniques like this synchronization are their forte.

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And this time, there is an additional person.

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「Alright, and now, the person we're collabing with for the first time! Cool voice, charming face, and a caring personality. A rare lady-killer with all three C’s, Trimming V’s Masaki Arima」

「Eh, uhmm good evening. I’m Masaki Arima from Trimming V. I’m a bit out if place but please be lenient with me……!」

「Yep, seiso. Tsukihi, do you understand? This is what seiso looks like」

「What’s with you treating the female me like dirt and treating the man like he’s seiso!! Ah, Masaki-kun, nice to meet you……!」

「N, nice to meet you too!」

「Haunn!!」

「Yes, as you can see, Tsukihi has already fallen in heat; therefore, she will be dragging down the stream. Thank you for your understanding.」

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Ringo looked at the chat after briefly ending the guest introductions.

「Hai, everyone is getting riled up~.『Tsukihi, in heat wwww』yeah, that’s right, she’s been like this since the Discord meeting. Ah, Toto-chan is watching us～『Tsukihi’s feminine voice sounds nice』only her voice is like a woman’s, she’s actually being cunning~」

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Being able to converse with the comments during a stream is important. Ringo is able to select comments to guide the flow of the stream into an interesting direction. Having this shown in front of him, Masaki felt overwhelmed by her ability.

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「Alright then, everyone, keep commenting~. We will now start the plan」

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While Masaki was dumbfounded by Ringo’s leadership, she continued the stream

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「Here’s the first message.『Good evening, I have a small question. I believe Masaki-kun isn’t that famous of a Vtuber, so how did Tsukihi-san come to know of Masaki-kun?』is what it says. What do you have to say, Tsukihi-san.」

「First, I’m curious why you’re calling him Masaki-kun. What’s with this woman acting like she’s his girlfriend」

「Doesn’t Tsukihi also attach kun to his name……So, how did you get to know him?」

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Ringo replied with a mild retort but Tsukihi, without minding it, continued to answer the question.

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「Well, I got a recommendation from a viewer. They sent a Twitter DM that said “Tsukihi will definitely like his voice.” That was the reason」

「So, so that’s why……To get someone like Yuugure-san to watch me, I should be grateful to your viewers……」

「A, aah don’t worry about it! My viewers aren’t that important anyway. To have Masaki-kun thank my idiotic listeners, that would be too disrespectful」

「Your attitude towards your viewers is the worst」

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『Treat us viewers better』『I’ve seen a book where the viewer is akin to a pet owner』and such. The sparks are ignited within the comment section but for Tsukihi, she is operating like normal so it won’t turn into online flaming.

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The most surprised was Masaki, who muttered「You can even take it that far……」.

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「Ahh, but I’m really grateful to that viewer. They brought me and Masaki together, just that is worth giving my entire life to them」

「As expected, did you hear his voice and get addicted to it? 」

「No, that’s not it! Of course the voice is, y’know, cool but……What’s even better about Masaki is his personality! He absolutely won’t badmouth someone, whenever something fails, he has the humility to think it’s all his fault, and when the viewers say something, he accepts it all. He has the generosity of a saint」

「Tsukihi, you’re talking too fast」

「Being praised like that is……embarrassing」

「Whoops, I got too into it. I’ve let out out my inner otaku voice」

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Although Ringo blocked Yuugure’s passionate speech, there were many favorable impressions in the comment section such as 『Understandable』『I see those traits often』.

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Hearing that, Masaki timidly raised a question.

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「Umm, this may be a bit presumptuous of me but……Yuugure-san, do you watch my streams often?」

「Of course I do‼ No matter what stream, I’m always there‼ If you check, you’ll see that I’m never streaming when Masaki-kun is!」

「Uwaa, you’re sick in the head」

「No……I’m really thankful. But if you were there, you should’ve commented or something」

「What! To do something like commenting, I’m not someone that shameless‼ Ah, by the way, I comment a ton on my second account」

「They’re saying『You are shameless 草』, Tsukihi」

「Shut up!」

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Thus, the scene of hell began; the next chapter will dive in even deeper.