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「It’s finally happening. The third Masagure’s hellish collab~. Yes, dondonpafupafu<sup>1</sup>. Entry number one, Yuugure~Tsu・ki・hi~」
「I’m Yuugure Tsukihi, lightweight class in romance. Thanks for having me」
「True that, your experience in romance is zero after all」
「I, it’s not zero!」
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It’s been two months since the previous collab. There are a lot of viewers who’ve been waiting on the edge of their seats for this collab.
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『She is certainly lightweight class』『Whether she likes it or not, she’s a chunky woman so she’s heavyweight class』『Lightweight woman』and such, the comments in the chat are already rushing by at light speed.
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「And now, entry number two, Masaki~A・ri・ma」
「Boxing is scary so I don’t watch it a lot. I’m Masaki Arima, thanks for having me」
「Let us engage in a boxing match of love!!」
「Okay, let’s ignore this lunatic and head into the explanation for today’s plans」
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Yuugure’s eyes teared up at Ringo's usual high-level Ignore skill. And even now, unease welled up in Masaki as he said「Is it okay to ignore her……?」
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The collab started with these three individuals.
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「Believe it or not, I haven’t said a single word about the plans for the collab in the the pre-collab meeting」
「She didn’t……」
「What we doing?」
「So the plan for today is, this!」
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A large text appeared on the screen in time with Ringo’s voice.
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「It’s an investigation stream titled:『What on earth will happen if we leave the duo Masagure alone with each other!?』」
「……What does that mean?」
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It seems that Yuugure didn’t understand the contents very well, so she asked a question.
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「Alright, I’ll be giving a more detailed explanation of the rules. Before that, there’s this certain growing voice among the viewers about the previous『Masagure Collabs』, do you know of it?」
「What kinda voice?」
「What kind of voice?」
「……………………A voice saying『Ringo is unneeded』」
「Kahkahkah! Indeed! With you trying to be a homewrecker in me and Masaki-kun’s relationship, it’s only natural!!」
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Yuugure says it gleefully.
Ringo also had a wide grin on her face.
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「Therefore, I fulfilled the requests of those viewers. This time, I’ll “exclude myself” from the conversation」
「…………?」
「Ringo-san, won’t be here today……?」
「The angel within me told me not to, but I’ll steel my resolve and say it. Please take care of this with just the two of you today」
「Th, th, th, the two of us!?」
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The one whose face paled during Ringo’s explanation of the plan is obviously Yuugure.
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「Wai, wai, wait a minute, Mikan. Isn’t that too cold of you?」
「You seemed like you were thrilled earlier though」
「C, c’mooon. Learn to take a joke or two」
「Well, whatever. Today’s plans won’t change.」
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Ringo destroyed Yuugure’s protest in one strike. The viewers also sent messages filled with tears saying『Good, do some more』『This is perfect for Yuugure』『Don’t spoil her』.
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「But even I’m not that much of a demon, so I’ll make a special rule」
「Special rule?」
「Yep. If the conversation comes to a standstill……then please shout out『Help!』. I’ll come to your aid if you’re lucky」
「What do you mean “if you’re lucky!?”」
「So you’re not guaranteed to help out with the conversation!?」
「I’d be troubled if you relied on me too much」
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Once Ringo finished the introduction, she said 「Now then」and readjusted her voice to make the announcement.
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「With that said, I will exclude myself from the conversation. Good luck~」
「You really do plan on entering the conversation, right‼? What do you mean “good luck!!?”」
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Before Yuugure finished her sentence, the sound “burun” rang out the same time Ringo muted herself.
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『Okay, only the viewers will hear my voice now. Let’s dive right into the live coverage of the conversation between two socially awkward people』
『草』『It’s hell from every angle 草』『Masaki is socially awkward?』
『Masaki isn’t socially awkward, but it seems like he’s bad with women. Let’s just watch them for now』
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Ringo opened the window showing the two of them playing the game.
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Still, doing only chatting without any warning for an entire hour is difficult, so Ringo created the rule that you can’t end the stream until you get diamonds, a rare ore in Mi〇craft.
She gave consideration that conversing while playing a game is easy, and even if they can’t converse, they can talk about the game.
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……However.
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「Ni ni ni nice weather, isn’t it~」
「Y, yeah!」
「…………」
「…………」
「「Help!」」
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This is the situation.
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『Today’s stream will continue in this style, please keep watching』
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The beginning makes one uncertain about the future.
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