Preparing for the various school events is always tough work, but the closer we get to the main thing, the fewer classes we have, so I donât particularly mind either way. Thanks to that, committee member Ootsuki-chan always says to not leave our textbooks at school with a heaving tone, which lets my bag on the way home be so blissfully light. And since weâre moving closer to the fall season, the air is getting a lot more comfortable and cooler when walking outside. If I didnât know any better, Iâd say that this is the best season to study. Springâs fine and all, but all the flower petals on my clothes and in my hair are something I can live without.
â~~~âŞâ
âYo, Sajou. In a good mood, huh?â
ââŚ?!â
I was just enjoying my time humming a bit of a melody, only for a voice to call out to me when I passed through the front gate. And analyzing the gender and octave of that voice, I immediately realized it was someone I knew.
âGood morning, Shinomiya-senpai. Youâre here early, arenât you?â
âGood morning. And of course, this is my duty as a member of the public morals committee.â
Indeed, it was none other than the public morals committee president Shinomiya-senpai. Sheâs checking the studentsâ uniforms as they pass through the school gate. As this is a weekly thing, Iâm definitely not escaping her either.
âThat melody sounds oddly familiar. What song is that?â
âItâs from a beer ad, actually.â
âI suddenly feel the urge to purge you.â
âP-Please donât? Iâm not drinking beer, just enjoying the music.â
âBut why would you choose that melody first thing in the morningâŚisnât there something elseâŚa bit more youthful to hum?â
âI was in the mood for beer, thatâs why.â
âYou never learn, do you?â
Oopsies, Shinomiya-senpaiâs eyebrows started twitching, tehe! Iâd rather not be dragged to the student guidance office for a dumb joke, so I should probably choose my words more carefully when Iâm in her presence. Since Shinomiya-senpai knows Big Sis so well and resembles her a whole lot, I just find myself letting loose. Am IâŚseeing Shinomiya-senpai as Big SisâŚ? Oh lord, I definitely canât tell her that. And Iâm always being used as a training partner by Big Sis simply because I donât hold back, too. I guess I really never learn, huh?
âYouâre still standing at the frontlines of the committeeâs activities, I see. But werenât you complaining last time we met during lunch? Something about students looking lousy on purpose so that you reprimand them. Maybe you should leave this work to someone else?â
âFair pointâŚHowever, the only members of the committee who can give out warnings disregarding the student year are third-years, see. And since Iâm responsible for armed suppression, I cannot step down from this position.â
âThatâs the first time Iâve heard of thatâŚâ
Seriously? So all the other public morals committee members are strong, and not just Shinomiya-senpai? Then thereâs also the cold-blooded Sis sitting in the student council. Why are all the people in positions of power such muscle brains? Iâm a bit worried about the next public morals committee president after Shinomiya-senpai. After a bit more idle talk we shared, she reacted like she spotted something and looked behind me.
âHmhâŚKaede!â
âAckâŚSeriously?â
Since Big Sis usually is pretty lenient and takes her time getting ready in the morning, itâs common for her to leave the house way after me. Itâs like those smartphone games where you collect goods while running away from the monster chasing you. If she catches up, itâs game over but with no retries.
â~~⪠Rin, you bullying my brother?â
âYouâve got guts greeting me with a whistle like that, Kaede. And what song was that, even?â
âThe one the Vanilla truck1Â always plays.â
âYou siblings are justâŚ!â
âWhatâs the problem? Just a bit of whistling hasnât hurt a soul.â Big Sis grumbled.
âItâs not just that! Youâre not even working as part of the student council, and yet you rolled up your sleeves! Weâre not wearing our summer uniform anymore! And properly close up the front of your blazer!â
âDo it for me~â
âGaaaahâŚ! Stay still, then!â
Big Sis opened her arms and went on standby mode, as Shinomiya-senpai rushed to button up her blazer. Iâm glad theyâre still getting along as much as always. Though, since the other girls around us were watching this unfold in awe, I figured itâd be better if I didnât stay around for too long. I should use this opening to escape from Shinomiya-senpaiâs grasp.
*
When I entered the classroom, my eyes immediately wandered toward the lockers in the back, where Natsukawa was currently crouching down to organize her belongings. Hmm, the way she pushes down her skirt while doing so is truly the craft of a master. Iâd love to keep watching her like that, but I canât be acting like such a pervert first thing in the morning. Hence, I decided to just walk past her with a brief greeting.
âMorning, Natsukawa.â
âAhâŚWataru!â
ââŚY-Yeah?â
She stood up and turned towards me, almost like she had been waiting for me to get here. That reaction of hers caught me by surprise, as I stuttered over my words.
âErmâŚDid you need something from me?â
âHuh?! N-No, not reallyâŚJustâŚâ Natsukawa lowered her head.
If she doesnât, thenâŚI guess I just caught her during a bad time? Maybe she was working on something that would fail as long as I simply passed by her? Girls got a lot of stuff to worry about, after allâŚâŚHm? The direction of Natsukawaâs gaze suddenly changed, pointing atâŚmy necktie? Ah.
I see, I see. Is she checking me out to see if my appearance is lousy again? A few days ago, Natsukawa was kind enough to fix my crooked necktie, but Iâve been careful since then. Of course, Iâve got not a single strain of hair rebelling either! There should be no more reason for Natsukawa to lay her hands on me! So howâs this?! Perfect, right?
ââŚâ
âNatsukawaâŚ?â
I opened up my arms and stood tall like a king talking to the peasants, but Natsukawa showed no reaction whatsoever. Thatâs not what I expected to happen. I was betting my money on her showing another angelic smile while she says âMuch better.â Now that I think about it, I was practically acting like a child wanting to be praised by its motherâŚGah, so embarrassing. I was lamenting in my shame, only for Natsukawaâs head to suddenly shoot up, followed by her approaching me.
âM-Morning.â
ââŚWha?â
TAP , Natsukawa placed her palm on my left chest. Met with this sudden sexual harassment, my brain went into overdrive. Even Ashida, who couldnât be more assertive when it comes to physical contact, only chose my shoulder, arm, or back so far.
ââŚLewd Natsukawa.â
âWhaâŚ?!â
I couldnât help but grin as I turned my back toward her in an attempt to hide my chest, when she started panicking. Her face grew as red as a tomato and she burst out in anger.
âGeezâŚJust put away your stuff and get to your seat!â
âDonât be so angry. Youâre the one who touched my boobies.â
âEnough!â She began fuming as she pushed me all the way to my seat.
It seems like Natsukawaâs pretty weak when it comes to teasing like this. Now I sort of understand why people would be teasing their crushes. Ahh, so cute.
âAaaaaaiiiiiââ
âHm?â
I suddenly heard another voice. And if I had to guessâŚAshida, huh? The door swung open, and I saw Ashida dashing inside the classroom in a posture already in half mid-air to leap at Natsukawa, as she always would. Good thing Natsukawa is standing between the two of us. But, always gotta be prepared for the next attack!
ââChiiii!â
âEeek?!â
âOofâŚ?!â
Suddenly, a blunt impact collided with my back. And at the same time, two arms appeared in front of me. Since I was prepared for something to happen, I got off with a bit of pain running down my back, but thatâs about itâŚHuh? But, somethingâs off about this.
âHmmmâŚ?â
âWhaâŚWhatâŚ?!â
I twisted my upper body to look behind me, immediately spotting Natsukawa with an utterly baffled expression. She stood there freely without being restrained by Ashida. It appears as if she finally became able to evade Ashidaâs leaping attack. ButâŚthat means the person clinging to me right now isâ
âWhaâŚHuh?! Ashida?!â
âW-Wait a secondâŚYouâre Sajocchi?â
Since this situation wasnât anything I could have anticipated, I was now the one panicking like a cat with a bucket over its head, and Natsukawa wasnât doing much better than me either. It didnât take much detective work to realize that Ashida was currently clinging to me.
âWhat are you doingâŚâ
âI mean, Aichi just dodged me out of nowhere.â
âWhy are you making this my fault?!â
Now that weâve analyzed the situation, itâs time to resolve everything. Then again, Ashida is probably just gonna leap at Natsukawa again once she lets go of meâ
ââŚâ
âKeiâŚ?â
Or so I thought, but Ashida suddenly grew silent and didnât move at all. Natsukawa seemed just as confused as I was, as she called out to her. Whatâs going on nowâŚ?
ââŚS-Sajocchi, your back isâŚa lot bigger than I thought.â
âWatâŚ?â
âS-So different from AichiâŚâ
â~~~?!â
Her arms were still wrapped around me, paired with a faint voice I had never heard from Ashida. Now hold on, is she actuallyâŚ
ââY-You canât!â
âWaaaah?!â
Ashida got peeled off me like the skin of an onion. With her warmth gone, I felt a chilly breeze running along my back. Thatâs probably why I regretted this loss a bit more than I normally would have.
âY-You canât do this kind of thing with a boy!â
âAh, rightâŚSorry.â
âYou should do that when youâŚwhen you two are in that kind of relationship!â Natsukawa pressed this while practically screaming at this point.
As a result of that, she instantly gathered the attention of most of our classmates. And Ashida just returned a bewildered reaction, as if she didnât even know what was going on.
ââŚâ
Amidst all of that, my attention drifted towards a single fact.
âY-You canât do this kind of thing with a boy!â
IâŚI have a faint recollection of her doing the same. And the moment I realized that, my gaze wandered towards her. However, Natsukawa was so busy being embarrassed at all of this sudden attention that she didnât even think about that. Well, I guess she wouldnât give it much thought since she just trippedâŚ
ââItâsâŚâ
At the same time, Natsukawa grew even more flustered after she realized that everybody was looking at her.
ââŚonly mineâŚâ
Because of all the noise around us, I could not pick up what she just muttered with a meak voice.