Yan Qiuchi stood behind the floor-to-ceiling windows, casting his gaze below.
Gao Qiao said while scanning Weibo, âWhat the hell is Shen Jintai doing?!â
âHe really⊠gave up?â Xiao Yang asked.
Yan Qiuchi didnât speak, but stood in front of the window, watching Shen Jintai get in the car and drove off.
He recalled the scene that happened earlier when Shen Jintai looked back at him and said, âThen itâs just as you wish.â His tone was firm, and his eyes were clear.
âWhat did you want to tell me just now?â He turned around and asked Gao Qiao.
Gao Qiao quickly put down the phone: âOh, yes, I forgot to tell you. I just went out to buy coffee and met Shen Jintai and Li Meilan. As a result, I heard him sayâŠâ
Xiao Yang impatiently said: âCan you just spit it out.â
Gao Qiao: â He seems to be planning to take action on Bai Qingquan. He wants to pursue Bai Qingquan and saidâŠthat Bai Qingquan is much better than the bossâŠâ
âHoly shit.â Xiao Yang said, âWhat kind of ridiculous trick is this.â
âDidnât he hate Bai Qingquan the most? How many times has he stepped on him by slandering him in the past? Is this some kind of diversion to deliberately arouse the boss?â Gao Qiao said: âAs if Bai Qingquan would even look at him. If nothing else, the moonlight powder* will tear him apart. Itâs like a toad wanting to eat swan meat**!â
*As a reminder Bai Qingquan fans. Qingquan = Moonlight. Powder = refers to fans.
**Idiom that refers to wishful thinking or unrealistic aspirations.
How shocking!
Bai Qingquan was the most profitable artist of Sunshine Media while Shen Jintai was still struggling.
Today is the day of the hot search on Bai Qingquan.
Bai Qingquan took the Little Fairy route, so he didnât dispute it when he was referred to as the white moonlight. These days eight out of ten hot searches were usually bought with money. At the lowest level, one can buy it at oneâs own expense creating a fake hot search. While netizens canât tell, people in the circle would immediately recognize that the search was bought.
Alternatively, one can find a marketing account* to push a topic, and then rely on fans to create a commotion causing it to become a hot search.
*Public accounts on social networking platforms that create or collect content about every hot topic and event all over the Internet. Many contents from them are untrue and unreliable.
People like Bai Yueguang tend to have neither hot spots or black spots*. His hot searches were usually bought and only when it was related to his current work making netizen quite amiable to them.
*Hot spots = high interest material / Black spots = like hot spots but is negative material (scandals).
Today, the makeup photo of his performance in <The East Palace is Coming> was announced, and Wei Ge bought a hot search for him. Probably because he hadnât shown up for a long time, relying on his fan injected with chicken blood*, his search shot straight to second place.
*Literally this term means to âinject chicken blood.â Chinese netizens use the term to mean that someone is crazy or obsessed about something or an idol. It could means making someone very excited.
Ranked third was Yang Liuzhi, the flowering orchid, who like Bai Qingquan, had also posted their make-up photos. This search most likely was bought as well.
Bai Qingquan looked at the Weibo hot search today and was very satisfied. He suppressed a top-notch little flower orchid like Yang Liuzhi.
As for the current number one hot search, it was an 18th-tier actress who relied on sharing hot searches with her model boyfriend. It was bought personally by them. Such immature action that led to over-marketing will eventually undermine them.
Looking at the position, Bai Qingquan was still in the position of the top male in the entertainment industry. It gave him a sense of relief.
But, waitâŠ
Bai Qingquan seemed to have seen a familiar name.
In sixth place of the hot search wasâŠ. Shen Jintai!
He thought he went blind for a second.
Their contracts were all signed with confidentiality agreements. Shen Jintaiâs participation in the drama <The East Palace is Coming> was still under wraps. He needed to wait for the official announcement of the crew. Bai Qingquan believe that Shen Jintai would dare to buy hot searches at this time. He hurriedly refreshed it and saw the hot search for âShen Jintai Tattooâ has already surpassed Yang Liuzhi and has risen to third place!
âFuck!â He sat up with fury and swiped it again, only to watch Shen Jintaiâs hot search overwhelm him and jump to second place.
ââŠâŠâŠAh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!â
He immediately jumped up and wailed to Brother Wei: âWhere are your 300 marketing accounts you bought. Hurry up and push me up! Why is Shen Jintai on the hot search? I rather die than be beneath him!â
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Shen Jintai was sitting in the car reading the script when his phone rang. He glanced at the caller ID showing Lin Xu. Lin Xu was Shen Jintaiâs girlfriend* who lived in the same community.
*Platonic sense.
This was the first time he had dealt with his best friend. He took the call with some anxiety and heard Lin Xu howling on the other end of the phone: âHoly shit, sister*, you are on the hot search!â
*I doubled checked and yes, she does call him âJieJieâ XD
Shen Jintai: âWhat?â
âYou are on the hot search!â Lin Xu was very excited. She and Shen Jintai were childhood friends, so she knew that Shen Jintai shouldnât have bought this hot search. Shen Jintai was one of the few real hot searches in the entertainment circle that was completely dependent on blood and sweat.
âWhere are you now?â Lin Xu asked excitedly.
Shen Jintai: âIâm in the car heading home.â
âI just got off the plane, and Iâm halfway there. Letâs go home and talk.â Lin Xu finally said with emotion: âSister, you finally figured it out!â
Shin Jintai: ââŠâ
After Shen Jintai hung up the phone, he hurriedly looked on Weibo, and saw that his name was on second ranked on the hot search with the word âboilingâ at the back.
So magical.
It was weird to see his name appearing on the hot search.
Li Meilan turned to look at him: âWhatâs the matter?â
Shen Jintai turned the phone to her.
âShit!â Li Meilan was shocked, and quickly took out her mobile phone to look confirming that it was not a photoshopped picture.
âYou bought it?â she asked Shen Jintai.
âI donât have the money to buy hot search now.â Shen Jintai said.
Thatâs trueâŠ
Li Meilanâs hands trembled with excitement. Shen Jintaiâs was on the hot search. It felt like she just accomplished a life-long goal. She wanted to even cry a little.
âYou⊠Youâre washing away your tattoo?â She raised her head with red eyes and asked Shen Jintai.
Shen Jintai nodded while looking at the hot searches.
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âShen Jintai. Which Shen Jintai is it? That Shen Jintai?â
âIâm sure there have been a lot of XXJS* in my district during the summer. I havenât even heard of any Shen Touhua**.â
*Not sure what this is referencing to.
**Nickname for Shen Jintai. Will be explained by the author shortly.
âWithout pictures, I can make a hundred of this kind of material a day!â
âShen Jintai broke out and the fans are frothing.â
âIt should be true. Thereâs a photo of him and the tattoo artist.*â
*âćșèŻ„æŻççïŒæä»ćçșčèș«ćžć çćç §ăćä»ä»è¶ èŻèżæ„ïŒçźçŽçŹæ»äșșïŒéçČć šćšć·ć·ć«!â I have no idea what this is trying to say so I omitted the last half.
âShit. Shen Touhua still has fans? I thought they all abandoned him a long time ago.â
âI saw someone move this yesterday, but it didnât spread. Today, it was pushed by several entertainment accounts, and it became a hot search*.â
*饶æ”ć°±æŻéĄ¶æ”ć There was this part at the end that Iâm not sure what this is trying to say or reference so I omitted it.
âRecently, my district clamored about this explosion and that explosion. Itâs time for them to see what real traffic is.â
âXYXF* Shen Touhua!â
*Not sure what this is referencing to.
âSomeone doesnât know who Shen Touhua is? Itâs time to give away the memes that I have treasured for many years.â
âMy eyes are becoming hotâŠâ
âDamn, Iâm blind.â
Shen Jintai clicked it open and saw a few moving pictures of ghosts and animals, all of which belonged to him, twisting in anger.
Shen Touhua was Shen Jintaiâs nickname.
The reason why a cannon fodder is cannon fodder is because their low IQ. The cannon fodder Shen Jintai had countless black history* but if you want to refer to the #1 incident, it would have to be the âhead-pulling flowerâ incident.
*Scandals.
âPulling the head flowerâ, Baidu Encyclopedia explains: âWhen boys are weak to a certain extent that they canât even beat girls in a fight, they need to use the method of pulling the head flower*. Only by doing so would they stand a chance to protect themselves.â
*AKA The hair.
Shen Jintai once had a fight with a female star backstage at an awards ceremony. The scene became: a man starting a fight with a woman and pulled her hair. Such a scene made people and even the gods angry.
Because of this, Shen Jintai nickname was Shen Touhua*.
*Touha = Head Flower.
He has always had a flirtatious image, and his stage actions are even more coquettish. Someone had photoshop a big red flower on his head and named it the âhead flower danceâ. This is how these animated gifs came from.
Shen Jintai looked sweaty.
Li Meilan said: âHave your fans returned? I remember that you only had more than one million followers some time ago.â
Shen Jintai was taken aback for a moment, and quickly ran to his Weibo to look.
Holy shit!
Shen Jintai: âSo many! Two million!â
Li Meilan: âBrother*, you used to have 20 million.â
*Gege. Not related.
Shen Jintai: ââŠâ
Okay.
But two million was more than enough. He dared not be too optimistic.
He refreshed it and it became 2.1 million. His fans really had returned.
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âLetâs talk about it.â The little beauty Lin Xu crossed her legs on his sofa, âWhat has happened to you in the past few days when I went abroad?â
Shen Jintai: âWhat do you want to hear?â
âOf course, itâs about your tattoo! Yan Qiuchiâs business!â Lin Xu said as she stretched out her hand to pull at his shirt.
Shen Jintai blocked her: âNo need to look, itâs true. I really washed it, but I havenât completely washed it off yet. I have to go a few more times.â
Lin Xu: âFuck. What happened? Why did you suddenly want to wash off the tattoo?â
Shen Jintai said: âBecause I think itâs stupid to tattoo Yan Qiuchiâs name on my body.â
Lin Xu: âI know itâs stupid, but havenât you always been stupid? Why are you not stupid all of a sudden?â
Shen Jintai: ââŠâ
Lin Xu: âHurry up! Hurry up and dish about everything! What happened between you two?!â
Shen Jintai thought for a while. The scene from that fateful night appeared in his mind.
That was also the last scene of Shen Jintai, the cannon fodder of the original text. He had stalked Yan Qiuchi and entangled with him in the hotel room but was pushed away. His eyes were red as if he was crazy and he bit Yan Qiuchiâs neck.
âDo you like that Bai Qingquanâs bastard? What do you like about him? Am I not comparable to him?!â He roared.
Recalling this, he couldnât help but shuddered. The cannon fodder went completely bonkers. It was like crazy was running through his body. After biting Yan Qiuchiâs neck he was immediately kicked out. He then went and jumped off a building to his death hoping to make Yan Qiuchi remember him forever. Unfortunately, the male protagonistâs heart was already set. How could readers accept such a vicious little cannon fodder trying to attack it. When Shen Jintai leapt off the building, they all celebrated with gongs, drums, and thunderous cheering!
Itâs disgusting that the cannon fodder didnât even know his own weight*.
*In terms of how little impact his death would really have on Yan Qiuchi.
He focused on the two sentences Yan Qiuchi said to him.
âEven in my next life, let alone touching you, I will never love you!â
âBecause you canât even match his toe!â
Lin Xu was stunned when he finished speaking, âI really I donât know what to say to you.â
Shin Jintai: âThen donât say it. I have no face to review it again. I have completely given up.â
Lin Xu: âI hope you are serious this time. How many times now have you said youâve given up only to end up punching yourself in the face the next day.â But this time, he even washed away the tattoo. It looks pretty serious. âYan Qiuchi has been notoriously cultured since he was a child. If you can force him to say such things to you, then Iâm convinced.â
Although she was Shen Jintaiâs best friend, Lin Xu privately was on Yan Qiuchiâs side. Honestly, even as a best friend, seeing some of Shen Jintaiâs behavior made her cringed. It was too cheap. If it wasnât for the affection, she had growing up with him as a child, she would have kicked him to the curb a long time ago.
Yan Qiuchi was different. Because he was so cultured, his simple indifference to Shen Jintai was like a simple courtesy.
Lin Xu: âThen what are your plans now? Are you going to return to the entertainment industry?â
Shen Jintai nodded: âI just picked up drama as the second male lead.â
âWow.â Lin Xu was also surprised: âEven now you can still get the role of a second male lead.â
âThe male lead is Bai Qingquan.â Shen Jintai whispered.
Lin Xu frowned, âBai QingquanâŠYou mean Bai⊠Jian*⊠Shit!â
The word âgoods*â almost came out.
He couldnât blame her. Shen Jintai used to call Bai Qingquan a white bitch (Bai Jianhuo)* whenever he talked about him. After constantly listening to him call Bai Qingquan this, she almost forgot what his real name was.
*So, this whole conversation here is based on the names they are using of which Iâm probably not qualified to explain but I will try. The gist is Lin Xu almost called Bai Qingquan (çœæž æł) Bai Jianhuo (çœèŽ±èŽ§). Bai (çœ) = white. Jian Huo (莱莧) = cheap goods. When combined (çœèŽ±èŽ§) sheâs calling him cheap goods. Jian Huo (莱莧) can also mean bitch so he could also be referred to as a white bitch. Hopefully this is a proper explanation. Itâs basically a play on word (I think). Someone who is more qualified please help explain.
âThis drama youâre in⊠This sister canât accept it!â Lin Xu said.
After a while, Lin Xu asked: âYou didnât sleep well? Donât hide it from me.â
Shen Jintai: ââŠNo!â
Lin Xu: âWhy did you bring him up? I donât think you are that bad.â
Shen Jintai: âLies. Iâm not beautiful enough.â Compared with Bai Qingquan.
âBut youâre so sexy.â Lin Xu commented objectively. Although she didnât agree with the cheap and outrageous behavior of her good friend, she occasionally felt that his crazy actions had a bit of an allure to them.
âThat might be because I was born with no morals.â Shen Jintai said.
Not everyone had the ability to eat Yan Qiuchiâs kind of food that can make people âtremble and weepâ!
Shen Jintaiâs hot search was still trending on Weibo for most of the day. Before going to bed at night, it was still trending, but it fell to more than 20 ranks. Shen Jintai laid in the dark for a while. Unable to sleep, he turned on the bedside lamp, then untied his pajamas, grabbed the phone, and took a few pictures.
Finally, using photoshop, he covered the important parts with emojis and then posted the first Weibo in a long time.
âThe old me is dead, and the new me has been reborn.â
The picture showed a slightly red and swollen tattoo, the lines have been blurred, and only an unmodified face, which looked fresh and clean. The words âYan Qiuchiâ can still be vaguely distinguished.
Yan Qiuchi threw the phone on the table, raised his head and drank a few sips of water. His phone screen was still on. âShen Jintai Tattooâ jumped to the top of the hot search in the middle of the night, followed by the word âExplosiveâ.
The first comment: âBreaking news! The inside story: Heâs making a comeback.â
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Thank you all for your support, and thank you all for your comments, Momoda.
Kinky Thoughts: *Sigh* What did I get myself into picking a showbiz novel. Itâs so difficult translating Weibo/bystander comments especially when they use slang that Iâm not familiar with so thereâs a lot of footnotes regarding those.
Also, whatâs everyone opinion of whether I should keep the original for terms for things like Brother/Sister (Gege/JieJie) or translate them? In terms of âAmericanizingâ the translation, you wouldnât normally call someone âGeâ or âJieâ like the intended meaning of how Chinese people would. I guess depending on the context it would be like âBroâ or âSisâ but that sounds a bit awkward.
Side Note: I love how Lin Xu calls Shen Jintai Jiejie. The gay equivalent would probably be like gurl~~ or sisss~~ Haha.