The citizens of the Buddhist temple server discovered that this Tang poem person, was always cheating people subconsciously.
Tricking and scamming a lot of them too.
That night, nearly half of the serverās players fell into that hole.
Some people had acc.u.mulated too many crime points and found that theyād been sent to prison for three days.
On the contrary, Tang poem, was casually strolling about on the second morning in Hangzhou, free as a bird.
Furthermore, they also found out that whenever they always felt something was about to happen, Tang poem and that group would always give them a critical hit.
Theyād then follow that hit up with a bang to make them feel even better.
When love rivals met up, the long awaited cat fight didnāt happen.
The long awaited marriage s.n.a.t.c.hing, didnāt happen.
The long awaited divorce because of a mistress, didnāt even happen.
But one thing did happen.
Citizens of Buddhist temple got a new residential crazy.
[World] Ah, feels good: G.o.ddess Su Muzhe, ah~ I love you.
[World] Ah, hard: G.o.ddess Su Muzhe, ah~ I love you even more.
[World] This emperor: Wait, who are these idiots?! Little Tang poemās love rivals?
[World] Millions of lolis: One of those idiots is little Tang poem.
On the topic of disgusting Su Muzhe, Tang Xiao was an absolute expert.
She was incredibly good at it, so incredibly good at not wanting face.
From the moment she left the prison, she grabbed Ah, soft to go change usernames.
The horrible friendship between the two reached a new level.
While the citizens of Buddhist temple were waiting for a cat fight, the two people had gathered forces to disgust Su Muzhe.
Of course, Ah, soft didnāt know that he was disgusting his G.o.ddess.
[World] This emperor: You guys were totally fine, why did you suddenly decide to change usernames?
[World] Ah, hard: They said that the G.o.ddess would like this name better.
[World] This emperor: I just feel like I found out some secret that I shouldnāt have. Who knew that she was that type of G.o.ddess.
[World] Parting song: Ah, soft, youāve been tricked.
[World] Ah, hard: ā¦.. What do you mean?
When Ah, soft went to whisper to Su Muzhe, he found that heād been blocked.
His sky had fallen down, oh my G.o.d!
Before, no matter how much he bothered Su Muzhe, he had never been blocked!
But now, he changed his username and had been instantly blocked!
He bit his little handkerchief and went to find Tang poem to cry and wail.
[World] Ah, hard: Tang poem, I feel like Iāve been dumped.
[World] Ah, feels good: ???
[World] Ah, hard: My G.o.ddess blocked me. Iāve been dumped, I feel so helpless.
[World] Ah, feels good: Big bro, hear me out. Everything starts off hard, the middle is hard and then the ending is hard.
[World] July: As the saying goes, thereās nothing hard on earth as long as youāre willing to give up.
[World] Millions of lolis: Sometimes, if you donāt try harder, you wonāt know what despair is.
[World] Su Muzhe: ā¦..
At the critical moment, Ah soft, felt like there was some reasoning to it.
He thought for a bit and then agreed.
After thinking it through, he waved his little handkerchief and said farewell.
[World] Ah, hard: Little Tang poem, Su Muzhe, goodbye~ Iām going to find my true love~
After he finished speaking, he went offline.
Tang Xiao was stunned, how could he just go offline like that?
She hadnāt even finished playing.
Looking at the emptiness beside her, she truly felt alone.
In a whoosh, a strike of yellow light.
Su Muzhe teleported over.
[Now] Ah, feels good: Ah~ Wife~ Are you lonely?~
Who knew that Su Muzhe would actually admit to it.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Correct.
[Now] Ā Ah, feels good: Then letās go do some happy things.
Without waiting for Tang Xiao to think up of something that could make the two happy, Su Muzhe had already started ma.s.sacre mode.
Tang Xiao then finally responded, grabbing her fan and tried to run.
Both alchemists and enchanters had a quickness skill.
For the sake of fleeing, Tang Xiao had maxed the skill ages ago.
On the other hand, for the sake of conveniently beating up Tang Xiao, Su Muzhe had also maxed the skill.
The two were scuttling around wildly on the screen.
Su Muzheās anger was flaming hot this time so this whole time, not even just monsters, heād be chopping up other players too.
As he ran, he walked over corpses and righteously, went about sending Tang Xiao to fall to the ground.
After running for a fair distance, those players whoād been accidentally hurt by Su Muzhe all gathered together and started giving chase too.
Tang Xiaoās heart was delighted, Su Muzhe, youād have a day like this too! To be chased by people who want to kill you!
She clicked her tongue.
But soon after, sheād realise she had thought wrong.
Because these people werenāt chasing after Su Muzhe!
They were here to help her!
The bustling crowd were violently and wildly chasing after her as the whole group jumped her.
You canāt underestimate the power of a group and with so many people, they more than enough to stop Tang poem.
Su Muzhe quickly caught up and with a quick blade, straightforwardly sent her to the ground.
[Now] Ah, feels good: Before killing me, you should at least tell me why! I helped you get rid of that kid whoād been bothering you. Youāre actually biting the hand that feeds.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Who told you that I didnāt like him. I actually liked chasing after him to kill him.
[Now] Ah, feels good: ā¦..
[Now] Su Muzhe: Furthermore, didnāt you say you wanted to do something happy? Iām really happy right now.
[Now] Ah, feels good: ā¦ā¦ Iām not happy now.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Oh, then you can just be unhappy. Quickly, get up and let me be happy again.
[Now] Ah, feels good: ā¦..
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TL note:
Tang Xiao calls Su Muzhe a 'sheā because she thinks a girl is behind Su Muzhe. Even though the character āSu Muzheāās on-screen gender is male now, everyone who only knows her online thinks sheās a G.o.ddess because Ranzhi Jiangshan spread rumours about Su Muzheās beauty.
Only the people who know Mu Cheng (Su Muzhe) in real life - mostly Ranzhi Jiangshan guild - would address him as a āheā or ambiguously.
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