As they chatted and chatted, they couldnāt help but strike out and beat her up.
[Now] Tang poem: ā¦.
[Now] July: From the moment that I beat you up, my waist and legs stopped hurting. Iām not even upset about dying from a one hit KO!
[Now] Tang poem: ā¦.
The completely satisfied July happily ran back to pick fights with the opposite guild again.
Not long later, she fell to the ground again.
Then she came back to beat up Tang poem again.
Over time, the people who joined her increased and increased.
In the end, Tang poemās death count was even higher than the opposite guildās.
The people entering the guild fight from Hongren Guan became even more and more until July and the others started struggling to keep up.
[Guild] Tang poem: Go offline and good night?
[Guild] Wind blows pants: No way! Otherwise, Hongren Guan will think weāre scared of them.
He got up as Loli gave him full health, with a dripping red t.i.tle above his head, he started beating people up again.
Tang Xiao was still crouching in her original spot when suddenly, an alchemist spell hit her out of nowhere and killed her instantly.
Not too far away, Su Muzhe carried a fresh red name t.i.tle and stood with a sword in hand.
He was in all white with his long hair blowing in the air.
He had the aura of an immortal standing cooly in the crowd of people.
Tang Xiao saw him in an instant.
[Now] Su Muzhe: I came to see if you were really left with only a sc.r.a.p of clothing covering your private parts.
[Now] Tang poem: ā¦.
Ranzhi Jiangshanās people started coming into the battle and surrounding everyone too.
Apart from Su Muzhe, Parting song and a few other familiar faces, there were also a lot of people from other guilds.
[Now] July: Are you guys here to help or mess around?
[Now] Su Muzhe: Here to beat up the little Tang Poem whoās only wearing a little sc.r.a.p of clothing.
Tang Xiao: !!!!! No need to keep emphasising the sc.r.a.p of cloth!!!
They were clearly separated by a screen and the characters were all the same, but Tang Xiao still felt like when that male Su Muzhe spoke, his mouth curled up and had a hint of mocking.
When Hongren Guanās people heard that, they were relieved.
They had the same aim.
But very quickly, they saw Su Muzhe beat up their own people.
[Now] Yellow River flows: What are you doing?
[Now] Su Muzhe: Iām beating people up.
[Now] Yellow River flows: Didnāt you say you wanted to beat up Tang poem?
[Now] Parting song: I think you misconstrued Su Muzheās meaning. He meant we beat up little Tang poem, and only us. As the ancient saying goes: protect your own.
[Now] Yellow River flows: ā¦..
The three guilds started a messy battle.
Su Muzhe slowly wandered towards her and slowly raised his sword, slowly killing her.
[Now] Tang poem: Are you happy now?!
[Now] Su Muzhe: Very happy.
Yellow River flows somehow managed to meander through the crowd and got close towards them.
Su Muzhe cast a spell near his general direction and quickly fled out of his area of attack.
From fighting with Tang poem a lot, heād learnt a few tricks on how to disgust people.
Knights favour close range fighting and thereās a skill that can make their enemies instantly appear within their area of attack so Su Muzhe was adeptly dodging to avoid falling for that skill.
He accurately calculated his spells so whenever Yellow River flows didnāt use that skill, heād quickly weave out of his area of attack.
[Now] Tang poem: Wife, do you know why I chased and killed him for a week?
[Now] Su Muzhe: ?
[Now] Tang poem: Because heās a turtle that wants to be an alchemist. He didnāt learn that pulling people skill! His bloodās not thick enough! He put all of his money on attack skills!! You can just stand there and hit him.
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦.
As a half-hearted knight, Yellow River flows indeed put all of his time and effort into trying to become an alchemist.
Su Muzhe stopped dodging completely and just found a spot to stay.
His fingers flew on his keyboard and Yellow River flows quickly fell down to the ground.
Tang Xiao took out two chrysanthemum flowers from her bag and threw them on him.
[Now] Tang poem: I told you back then, if you wanna be an alchemist, there are two steps. Step one: throw away your knightās armour. Step two: Make a new alchemist account. I even came up with a name for you --- No clothes in daytime!
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦..
[Now] Yellow River flows: ā¦..
Sending Yellow River flows to h.e.l.l, Su Muzhe crouched down to Tang poemās side and watched the two guildās fight.
Parting song hurriedly rushed over and his name was practically dripping blood with how red it was.
From far away, he threw a spell and made Tang poem die again.
[Now] Parting song: Ah? Loli, you really were right. I beat up little Tang poem and my whole body feels invigorated.
[Now] Millions of lolis: I told you, itās even better than doping. Aye, aye, aye. Help me a bit, I wanna go beat up little Tang poem too, time to stir up my spirits.
[Now] Tang poem: ā¦...
[Now] Millions of lolis: Furthermore, I canāt beat up Su Muzhe so beating up his little wifeās good too. I can lie to myself and pretend that Iām beating up Ranzhi Jiangshanās G.o.ddess
_(:3ćā )_
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦.
[Now] Tang poem: ā¦ā¦
Tang Xiao didnāt even bother struggling anymore.
Loli left and then Wind blows pants came back.
[Now] Wind blows pants: Come! Little Tang poem, call out a few times, or it wonāt feel exciting any more. Itās like whipping a corpse! I like it when they fight back! I like force!
Su Muzhe sent him to fight with death.
He raised his sword, his sleeve billowing in the wind as Wind blows pants fell to the ground.
[Now] Wind blows pants: Why is it fine when Loli beats up little Tang poem! Why canāt I beat her up?!
[Now] Su Muzhe: Youāre too perverted.
[Now] Tang poem: Yeah, thatās right!
[Now] Parting song: If you wanna beat her up, just beat her up. Whyād you have to say stuff like forcing her and that other perverted stuff. I didnāt know you were that kinky! *clicks tongue*
[Now] Wind blows pants: !!!!
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TL note:
Tang Xiao has no equipment/weapons = no defense, no attack. Sheās practically naked apart from the sc.r.a.p of cloth which is why everyoneās ganging up on her.
Also the Ā _(:3ćā )_ is in the novel, they use it quite a bit.