Wind blows pantsâ wedding banquet was held in the highest cla.s.s hotel in H city.
Tang Xiao had booked a hotel room beforehand so when she got her keys from reception, she brought Xiao Lin upstairs with her.
It was a coincidence that Mu Cheng also seemed to think that way as the two peopleâs rooms were directly facing each other.
â.... what a coincidence.â Tang Xiao watched Mu Cheng push open his door and apart from remarking on how coincidental it was, she couldnât say anything else!
She felt like, ever since she started playing Spirit Road, sheâd been constantly faced with what was called âfateâ.
Mu Cheng looked at the room card in her hand. âIt really is a strange coincidence.â
âAh, youâre here in H city for âŠ. â
âThere just happened to be a notice so I accompanied Xia ZIyang to attend a wedding. What about you and Xiao Lin?
Tang Xiao put on a brave and dignified face. âIâve decided to elope with her! Donât tell Chief Ning, please.â
Mu Cheng: â......â
XIao Lin: â......â
After they entered the room, Xiao Lin ran to the bathroom and hugged the toilet without letting go.
âJust kill me already! Just kill me! If you donât want to kill me, just let me have my freedom! Even if you donât love me, please donât hurt me!â Xiao Linâs face was full of tears.
She was wrong.
Originally, she thought that sheâd be fine if she dodged Chief Ning, but who knew that sheâd fall head first into a.s.sistant Xiaâs ditch instead.
a.s.sistant Xia!
The legendary a.s.sistant that could hoist up Mu Cheng, weave him through a barrage of reporters and paparazzi with no injuries whatsoever.
She felt like, if she screwed up, a.s.sistant Xia was like a ticking time bomb.
âXiao Lin, now you know that making money isnât easy, right?â Tang Xiaoâs face was pitying as she rubbed her head.
Xiao Lin nodded her head hard. âThere are wolves in fronts and dogs behind.â
â..... itâs wolves in front and tigers behind âŠ.â
The good atmosphere was broken just like that.
Tang Xiao mulled over her emotions again and decided to be benevolent, like the Buddha delivering all things from their suffering, âSo, while youâre young, earn as much as you can.â
Xiao Lin: âŠ. That actually seems pretty reasonable.
âCome, letâs revise over everyoneâs relationships.â
Tang Xiao lifted up five fingers.
âSu Muzhe.â
âYour husband you love to hate.â
Suddenly, Tang Xiao was dumbstruck.
Su Muzhe, her mind had already instantly replaced Su Muzhe with Xia Ziyang.
Xia Ziyang was retired military so his whole body gave off a very proper aura.
Even when he walked, his back was upright.
Compared to the 183cm Mu Cheng, he was even slightly taller.
But, what freaking husband!!!
Tang Xiao suddenly craved her grandpaâs huge feast.
Tang Xiao suddenly had an urge to just delete that rotten karma, to let herself live!
Things had already begun to turn into a strange direction.
Tang Xiao sat down on her bottom next to Xiao Lin, copying her and hugging the other half of the toilet.
âYou can not love, but please donât hurt me. Iâm scared too.â
Xiao Lin: âŠ..
As the two people hugged the toilet and started to contemplate life and how to move towards freedom, a phone vibrated.
âLin Wen, the weddingâs about to begin.â Xia Ziyangâs voice sounded from the phone.
Xiao Lin immediately gripped the toilet harder.
âOkay, baby, itâs time for you to go die now. Remember to turn on hands-free afterwards, kiss kiss.â
Tang Xiao sent away Xiao Lin and smiled at Xia Ziyang before smiling and greeting Mu Cheng too.
Then she went back to her room and didnât let go of her phone.
Xiao Lin continued behind Xia ZIyang and in the three minutes that it took to get to the venue, the two of them didnât speak a word.
Xiao Lin was about to die of anxiety.
When she got to the venue, âWind blows pantsâ, these three words instantly entered her eyes.
âWhoâs âŠ. Wind blows pants?â Xiao Linâs face was gloomy.
Xia Ziyang looked around and saw a group waving to him, not too far away. âYour guild master, is called Wind blows pants, hair flies up.â
Tang Xiao: ⊠pfft, this name was simple and crude, very good, very strong.
Very quickly, a girl walked by.
She wore a dress and her hair was pulled up in a ponytail. âYou guys are ⊠Su Muzhe and little Tang poem? Iâm July!â
A familiar person!
Someone from their hometown!
Xiao Lin nearly jumped on her!
She slowly nudged, inch by inch, away from Xia Ziyang and towards July.
Julyâs eyes kept moving between the two people, trying to find a little something between them.
But in that time, she still couldnât sense anything.
Instead, when Xia Ziyang looked at July, his lips even curled into a slight smile.
âYouâre all here? Letâs head over.â
Xiao Lin suddenly felt like Tang Xiaoâs head was a very bright green.
From the two guilds, there were about ten or so people who came and with the addition of Xiao Lin and Xia Ziyang, they just filled up a table.
As the Buddhist temple serverâs transgender couple, Xiao Lin and Xia Ziyang were organised to sit together.
Then the introductions began.
The gameâs âThis emperorâ was actually a university student, he still looked very fresh and shy.
Olden day dawn was actually a business suit wearing elite businessman.
Powerful hotpot was a strong woman.
The others were mostly slightly different from their online personas.
Of course, the biggest differences were Su Muzhe and Tang poem.
But Ranzhiâs people had probably seen Xia Ziyang before so they werenât too shocked.
But they were insanely curious about Tang poem.
âLittle Tang poem, youâre completely different to how youâre like online! Even different to when you were on the phone! Youâre so calm and shy in real life.â July said.
Xiao Lin answered seriously. âMaybe, a split personality?â
Tang Xiao: âŠ.
Over the phone, Tang Xiao took out the $500 for Xiao Lin and took back one $100 note.
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TL note:
TXâs head is very green - when someone gets cheated on, they wear a green hat.
Mu Chengâs even better than Tang Xiao at lying through her teeth wow.
This also answers whether or not July knew them in real life (this is their first meeting. TX has a strict online only relationship with her guild members. But thatâs a one way street.)