Every day, she was busy chasing and killing her own alt account.
As soon as she got online, she teased her guild mates and then flirted with a few girls.
Then sheād begin her chasing and killing from day to night.
Ranzhi Jiangshan saw this and didnāt know what that little account did to provoke her.
On the j.a.panese Roseās side, once theyād heard this, theyād laughed so hard they fell down.
They even brought their families over to say theyād āhelp her outā.
Tang Xiao saw this and thought, j.a.panese Rose indeed, didnāt let go of a single opportunity to scam her.
Just as she was fighting with that group of beasts, Su Muzhe teleported over to her and pushed both of Tang Xiaoās accounts behind him..
In an instant, he did a movement that was like āyouāll have to cross over my dead body to get to them.ā
Of course, j.a.panese Rose guild, then had to give up.
They all crouched down to the side and decided to watch the drama.
[Guild] July: *clicks tongue*, I heard, that you even dared to swear at Su Muzheās alt account. My G.o.d! Iāve seen people who arenāt scared of death, but Iāve never seen people to your extent!
[Guild] Tang poem: Donāt say any more. Iām so full of regret. Right now, Iām just doing the last struggle before my death.
[Guild] Millions of lolis: Why do I feel like that this fearless little Tang poem turns into a cute little obedient lamb as soon as she meets Su Muzhe?
[Guild] Tang poem: Come, come, come! Iāll make you feel good, then youāll know how cute and obedient I am.
[Guild] Millions of lolis: If itās like that, I feel like I should tell Su Muzhe that āKing called meā is your alt account.
[Guild] Tang poem: Donāt, donāt, donāt, Iām sorry, I was wrong.
[Guild] Millions of lolis: My G.o.d! This secretās too heavy! I feel like I canāt breathe! I canāt take it any more, save me! What do I do, Iām really scared that I might accidentally let it slip.
Tang Xiao grit her teeth on her side of the computer.
[Guild] Tang poem: Tell me what you want.
[Guild] Millions of lolis: Hush money!
[Guild] Tang poem: Beasts!
Once money got mentioned, the rest of the other lurkers all jumped out of the woodblock, screaming that they wanted hush money too much.
Tang Xiao had to split all of the money that sheād saved up after being hacked.
She felt like sheād pretty much been hacked again as she bit her handkerchief and cried.
But this was even more heartbreaking.
At least when she got hacked, she had no idea and when she did find out, itād already happened.
But this time, she knew she was getting robbed!
Beasts!
Those who had achieved their aim then left.
Tang Xiao had to cry and grip her handkerchief as she also had to chop herself.
Even those girls who had to sell matches werenāt as pitiful as her.
[Now] Tang poem: King called me, screw your old man.
[Now] Tang poem: Beast! To actually bully my wife! Come, come, come! Iāll teach you how to be a new person.
Sheād nearly almost bunched up her sleeves and stomped on her alt account a few times.
The couplesā teleporting skill was really too convenient for Su Muzhe.
He could appear soundlessly next to her at any time so Tang Xiao couldnāt even slack off.
So she decided to copy and paste these few phrases and just keep pasting.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, I suddenly want to ask, do you have an old man?
[Now] Tang poem: Ah?
Tang Xiao was still pasting the second line when she suddenly saw him ask a strange question that had no context.
So she truthfully answered that she didnāt.
[Now] Su Muzhe: En, thatās fine then, keep swearing.
Tang Xiao then realised.
She didnāt have an old man! What was she scared of then!
So she went from āscrew your old manā to āIāll **** your old manā.
All of her lines were about asking about her old man, not letting go of any chances.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Maybe you should sweat at your second old man.
[Now] Tang poem: Why? The difference between old man and secondold man is too big! Iāll **** your old man is five words, it encapsulates my rage perfectly! Iām determined against the huge hatred and revenge I have. But see, if I change it to āIāll **** your second old manā, the words become too much. The tone isnāt strong any more. If youāre going to swear at someone, you have to swear at them earnestly, otherwise, thereās no point to swearing. Hearing it is sincere, **** your old man~
[Now] Su Muzhe: ā¦.. Just say second old man.
Tang Xiao was enraged.
[Now] Tang Xiao: (# ` n) why!
[Now] Su Muzhe: Because I have an old man.
Tang Xiao really wanted to say, what the heck did that have to do with me.
Watching the game and even through the monitor, she could feel a slight menacing aura from Su Muzhe so she held it in and didnāt dare.
She just turned around and went to chase her alt account, chopping at it again.
She quietly counted the amount of times sheād chopped herself.
After killing people, youād acc.u.mulate crime points so she calculated and thought that after a few more times, sheād have to go to jail so she decided to stop.
Su Muzhe traded over a few items that could extinguish crime points.
To get items from Su Muzhe, thereād definitely be no such free lunch.
[Now] Tang poem: So many?
[Now] Su Muzhe: I wonāt go online tomorrow so Iāll leave some extra for you.
[Now] Tang poem: En?
Tang Xiao found out that sheād been responding pretty slowly lately.
Su Muzhe, was she reporting to her?
Mu Cheng rubbed his temples and suddenly realised that Tang Xiao wouldnāt be online tomorrow either.
Whatever, he didnāt bother explaining more, if sheās stupid, just leave her be.
The poll for the next Spirit Roadās spokesperson had ended.
Su Bai was still winning for a margin, with Tang Xiao as second.
A few other female actresses had a few tickets behind too.
Recently, Su Bai had been doing activities internationally so she didnāt take this spokespersonās contract.
Spirit Roadās company then flipped through Tang Xiaoās details and contacted Xiao Lin.
The next day was the signing of the contract and Tang Xiao vaguely remembered that Chief Ning told her that she had to sign something.
But at this time, sheād already been bewitched by Mu Cheng and her soul was mostly gone.
Apart from Mu Cheng, she couldnāt hear or see anything.
On the second day, Tang Xiao had two huge black circles underneath her eyes as she was dragged by Xiao Lin to sign the contract.
Tang Xiao looked at Spirit Roadās companyās doors blurrily.
āXiao Lin, if I do a few eye exercises, do you reckon my black circles would go down?ā
Xiao Lin straightforwardly broke her fantasy.
āWho told you that eye exercises would help make black circles go away?ā
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TL note:
Mu Cheng watching out for her, making sure that sheās not swearing at her own old man orz.
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