Chapter 10.2 - Put down the âjianâ in your hands
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She used her coupleâs skill to teleport to Su Muzheâs side and saw she had travelled to on top of the G.o.ddess statueâs head.
The symbol for Spirit Road was this construction, this 10/10 fairy like G.o.ddess statue.
Rumour says it was even made according to Su Baiâs image.
She looked at it from the head down, to the floating white clouds at her feet and her chest.
The face was according to Su Baiâs, but that chest definitely wasnât!
Su Muzhe changed to a yellow-red outfit which made him lose that immortal aura and added a solemn edge.
[World] Tang poem: F***, just looking, I thought you were a chrysanthemum flower with red edges. Wife, are you having a stroke?
Su Muzheâs action stopped for a few seconds and Tang Xiao slightly felt like the character on the screen stiffened.
Of course, right afterwards was a raised sword that cleanly stabbed her.
Tang Xiao died completely but Su Muzhe stabbed her a few times to relieve his anger.
[Now] Tang poem: You can hit me once and I wonât resist.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Like you can resist now?
[Now] Tang poem: I canât resist with my hands, but I can resist with my mouth! You said youâd give me equipment! Come~ Iâve already prepared well!
Su Muzhe didnât even more before placing out a mat and holding a zither.
He began to play.
The gra.s.s was green and there was occasionally wind blowing on the handsome young man playing the zither, who was accompanied by a charming girl in only her underwear.
This was a live remake of a rich master visiting a brothel!
Tang Xiaoâs mind recreated more scenes of a drama and embarra.s.sed herself.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, do you know what I like about you the most?
[Now] Tang poem: You like that Iâm so handsome that I shake the heavens and move the earth!
[Now] Su Muzhe: I like how you clearly wonât give up but in the end, you can only beg me.
If this was before, Tang Xiao wouldâve rushed forward and beaten him up.
But right now, just like how Su Muzhe said, she could only not give up!
She could only restrain herself!
[Now] Tang poem: Wife, at least weâve been a married couple. As the saying goes, one day as a couple means a hundred days of kindness. Looking upon the future child in my stomach, please donât be like this to me.
[Now] Parting song: Just when you said that youâre pregnant with little Suâs child.
[Now] Tang poem:  âŚâŚâŚ..
Tang Xiaoâs first reaction was to kill to seal with his mouth shut!
But she didnât know which phrase pleased Su Muzhe because he quickly sent a trade with a set of high level equipment.
It wasnât as good as her previous equipment, it was a thousand times better than her underwear!!
Su Muzhe even dyed the clothes violet so it wasnât dark purple any more, it made her look even livelier.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Something came up, I have to leave for a bit.
Once Su Muzhe left, Tang Xiao wanted to raise her weapon and go kill someone to shut their mouth.
Parting song hurried backwards and jumped.
[Now] Parting song: Wait, looking upon how much you like Mu Cheng, let me tell you something. Youâll definitely be happy about it.
[Now] Tang poem: What is it? That after Mu Cheng and Tang Xiao went on that program together, he found that heâd fallen deeply in love with Tang Xiao?!
Parting song was separated by his screen and already wanted to put up his middle finger.
[Now] Parting song: I feel like because little Su can stay up nearly all night, preparing that equipment for you, it means that you must have saved the world in your last lifetime.
[Now] Tang poem: _(:Сăâ )_ No, the fact that you can still love and be with your familyâs little Su, despite her being an arrogant, cold and a little awkward girl, means that youâve experienced true love! When you need to, I will definitely help you!
[Now] Parting song: âŚ..
He suddenly wanted to run to her company and yell at Tang Xiao: In the future, youâll regret this!!! Like getting hit in the face! Pa pa pa! Itâll hurt you to death!!!
[Now] Tang poem: Okay, now that thatâs out of the way, what did you want to tell me, I canât hold it in anymore!!!
[Now] Parting song: Itâs nothing, just that little Su has never really been in love before.
Tang Xiao waited half a day!
And you only gave her this??????
What do you mean, looking upon how much you liked Mu Cheng!!!!
What did Su Muzhe have to do with Mu Cheng!!!!!
[Now] Tang poem: Oh, well thatâs normal. If youâre ugly, no one wants you.
[Now] Parting song: âŚâŚ..
Tang Xiao found out that the second that she said anything bad behind Su Muzheâs back, sheâd definitely get caught.
She didnât know when Su Muzhe had come and raised a sword in hand.
He was emitting a deathly aura as she stood behind him.
Tang XIao shouted f*** before quickly trying to run away.
But there was a Parting song crouching in front of her and a Su Muzhe behind her, so she truly experienced what was called âwolf in front, dog behind.â
[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, you never learn.
[Now] Tang poem: Hero! Put down the jian (despicable) in your hands!
[Now] Tang poem: jian (despicable)!!!
[Now] Tang poem: jian (sword)!!!! QAQ
For people who courted death, if Tang Xiao dared to call herself number two, thereâd be no one who could claim to be number one.
She was a professional at plucking the tigerâs whiskers for 100 years, a professional in courting death for 100 years.
If Su Muzhe didnât beat her up once a day, they both felt uncomfortable.
So in a few moments, Parting song quickly found a safe place, pulled out the popcorn and waited to watch the drama.
Su Muzhe had already begun to familiarise himself with Tang Xiaoâs usual formula and adding on to how her equipment wasnât as good as her previous set, if she couldnât freeze Su Muzhe or missed, sheâd be on the ground instantly.
[World] July: Annoying, that transgender coupleâs on top of the G.o.ddessâ head doing PDA again!
[World This emperor: At this time, little Tang poem should say: Ask me how deep my love is~ how much I love you?!
[World] Millions of lolis: Actually, we should ask how many minutes Su Muzhe can last.
[World This emperor: F**, did you get taught Chinese by teacher Cang?
[World] Wind blows pants: Oh, I forgot to say. The reason our guild is famous among thousands is that we have an expert in courting death, Tang poem, an expert in dirty jokes, Loli, as well as an expert in gossip, July.
[World] This emperor: .......
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TL note:
Su Muzhe wants Tang Xiaoâs babies ooooo
I nearly spit my water @if youâre ugly, no one wants you. Someone please want me
The pinyin âjianâ is the same as âswordâ jian so Tang Xiao did a typo twice which happens because frequently used/last typed words appear first in suggestions when typing.
How much I love you - this is a joke in Chinese where âji fenâ also means âhow many minutesâ to which they reply, did teacher Cang taught you Chinese.
Teacher Cang = j.a.panese AV actress Cang Ji Kong in Chinese, Sola Aoi in English for research purposes aka youâre too dirty minded.
Leave a comment and for Tang Xiao to get a dog in real life (step 1 for her plan to get closer to Mu Cheng) xx