âWhat?!?!â In his 3000 plus years of life, this was the first time that Huo Li had forgotten where he was and shouted in the middle of the street.
System 099: [Lord Host, you didnât hear wrong. ItâsâŠâŠ
âWhy would Xu Yun Cheng book me an appointment with an androâŠâŠâ Seeing that the other saviours in the streets of the Salvation Alliance Town were casting weird glances at him, Huo Li immediately ceased talking and ended his conversation with 099. Suppressing the discomfort in his heart, he quickly strode back to his villa.
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In a small room in Yun Cheng, the Chang Feng members gathered around Xu Yun Cheng and Xiao Yi. The send-off dinner was about to begin.
System 123: [Ding. Mr James, the psychiatrist who 099 has booked you an appointment with, requests to speak with you.]
System 123: [Ding. Mr Davis, the
Currently playing the role of the qualified boss of Chang Feng base, for a split second, Xu Yun Cheng thought that he was hallucinating. But after hearing System 123 repeatedly transmit the two online call requests, Xu Yun Cheng could only say that he needed to go to the bathroom and excused himself. Out of everyoneâs sight, he directly teleported from the bathroom downstairs to a desolate grove outside Yun Cheng. Rejecting the two call requests that were transmitting on a loop, he then put through an instant call to Huo Li, costing 10,000 points per minute.
âHuo Li, what are you thinking?! Iâm in the middle of a mission! I donât have time to play with you!â Xu Yun Cheng roared amidst the trees.
âI want to ask you the same thing!â Huo Liâs disgruntled voice came from the other side. âYou were the one who first booked me an appointment!â
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âRight! Your non work interaction only lasted for 2 minutes. So thatâs why IâŠâŠâ
âXu Yun Cheng!!! Open any of the posts in the forum and read what theyâre actually talking about!â Huo Li furiously yelled at him. âThen go and see an ophthalmologist to get your eyes properly treated! An old antique like you whoâs lived for more than 7000 years, just what kind of perverted thoughts are going through your mind!â
Huo Li then disconnected the call. Having been scolded for his well-intentioned actions, Xu Yun Cheng opened a post in confusion. A moment later, his expression that had remained steady for over 7000 years instantly turned redâŠâŠ It turns out that they were talking about points! Are his thoughts really that perverted? The 7000 year old Xu Yun Cheng sunk into deep self-reflection.
When the Chang Feng base members all started to think that their boss had an upset stomach, Xu Yun Cheng finally adjusted his mood and re-entered his role, solemnly walking out of the bathroom.
Lying on the big bed in his villa, Huo Li kept thinking over the headline in his mind. <<Shock! Surnamed H God actually made an appointment with an andrology specialist!>> He was caught up in a psychological war between reason and his selfish desires.
Huo Li was having an internal struggle. If he sent out this big information, then Xiao Yi wouldnât need to worry about the network data problem at all. Within 5 minutes, the words âSurnamed H Godâ and âandrologyâ would definitely explode all over the network!
HoweverâŠâŠ perhaps for the next millennium, his âHuo Liâ name would be completely bound with the word âandrologyâ!
Half an hour later, his dignity ultimately prevailed. Huo Li then threw that polished headline into the back of his mind. If Xiao Yi really does become exposed because of the Salvation Alliance forum, it wasnât that the memories of the Interstellar Federation officials couldnât be alteredâŠâŠ
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The Chang Feng base members finally saw their leader return. After hearing Xiao Yi say that he also had beer in his space, everyone cheerfully held disposable paper cups and toasted the two people who were setting off the next day.
âXiao Yi, when you leave for the mission tomorrow, you must be careful. As soon as you see danger, go hide in Boss Xuâs earth shell. Do you understand?â Huang Shen Er repeatedly warned.
âAi! Stop worrying. Xiao Yi knows martial arts! Didnât you see that even a power ability user couldnât resist Xiao Yiâs punch?
âRight ah. I really didnât expect Xiao Yi to be so
âXiao Yi, why didnât you say that you knew martial arts before?â Sun Ya Nan doubtfully asked.
The black-haired youth directly read out the passage he had already prepared. Without changing his expression, he explained:
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âActually, on the second day I came to Chang Feng, that is when we were at the hospital, I had used my martial arts in front of Li Ze and Zhao Shu Xuan and asked them to keep it a secret. After all, this is the apocalypse. Itâs good to have an extra secret to use as a life-saving bargaining chip.â The black-haired youth stared deeply at the pair of lovers. âAm I right?â
Suddenly being mentioned by the big boss, Li Ze and Zhao Shu Xuan violently jolted. They even sobered up a little and immediately nodded:
âRight, right! That time, we were trapped by a third level zombie on the top floor of the hospital. It was Xiao Yi who used his martial arts to kill the zombie and save our lives.â Going from the 2nd floor to the 12 floor and then directly jumping down, plus he could grow back the arm that had already been cut off. How could this be martial arts?! However, since the boss said so, then so be it!
The other drunk Chang Feng members also didnât find any problems with this explanation. They happily praised Xiao Yi for his capabilities: space ability, martial arts, and also an affinity with animals!
3000+ yr old psychic ML vs 3 yr old alien baby
Only half a chapter today, but next half will be out tomorrow. Couldnât resist releasing half a chapter today instead of the full chapter tomorrow because itâs just so funny.
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